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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Maybe I'm doing this all wrong 
If I politely decline an offer and than get a dick pic I'm not sure what my reaction is supposed to be
So let's have a poll
1) drop my knickers and give my eircode
2) drop my knickers and race off to his location ( obviously have removed said knickers trip hazard)
3) faint with the sheer hardness and magnificent of the dick
4)
Any other suggestions ladies
( oh and this is clearly completely tongue in cheek as noone sends dick pics) |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Offer cooking suggestions...
Wrap it in tin foil and bake at 180c for 40 mins.... serve with some mint sauce...
That kinda stuff...  "
Oh I'm definitely using that  |
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By *ndqtMan
over a year ago
The Wild West |
"Offer cooking suggestions...
Wrap it in tin foil and bake at 180c for 40 mins.... serve with some mint sauce...
That kinda stuff...
Oh I'm definitely using that "
I have loads of good recepies for mutton  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I think it's option 4
Say "oh my god! I'm kicking myself for turning down such a magnificent specimen of manhood! Please disregard my previous refusal, I beg you!" |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Offer cooking suggestions...
Wrap it in tin foil and bake at 180c for 40 mins.... serve with some mint sauce...
That kinda stuff...
Oh I'm definitely using that
I have loads of good recepies for mutton "
Who you calling mutton |
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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere in Co. Down |
4 .Be in complete awe at the magnificent dick and faint.When you wake up immediately apologise for your tardiness in replying and beg to meet asap so you can worship the magnificent beast in real life. Oh and ask for a pic with a lynx can just to be sure you aren't being catfished. |
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By *ndqtMan
over a year ago
The Wild West |
"Offer cooking suggestions...
Wrap it in tin foil and bake at 180c for 40 mins.... serve with some mint sauce...
That kinda stuff...
Oh I'm definitely using that
I have loads of good recepies for mutton
Who you calling mutton "
Oh good heaven.... your leigons of fans and their magnificent offerings of course....
You'll need some roasties too BTW... |
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By *eth TVTV/TS
over a year ago
Mid Meath |
"Maybe I'm doing this all wrong
If I politely decline an offer and than get a dick pic I'm not sure what my reaction is supposed to be
So let's have a poll
1) drop my knickers and give my eircode
2) drop my knickers and race off to his location ( obviously have removed said knickers trip hazard)
3) faint with the sheer hardness and magnificent of the dick
4))"
4) Ring all of my equally horny and wet Gals to inform them that he has plenty to go around, WhatsApp being far to slow a medium to share such important news. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Offer cooking suggestions...
Wrap it in tin foil and bake at 180c for 40 mins.... serve with some mint sauce...
That kinda stuff...
Oh I'm definitely using that
I have loads of good recepies for mutton
Who you calling mutton
Oh good heaven.... your leigons of fans and their magnificent offerings of course....
You'll need some roasties too BTW... "
Legions of fans lol I just fell of my bed |
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By *ndqtMan
over a year ago
The Wild West |
"And guys answering. Lol
I'll go for the first one. no knickers to drop off though is that any good? "
I know shur.... not only cant we keep pics of our knobs out of the mail boxes... but we cant bloddy read either.... we're a scourge on the place us men |
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"And guys answering. Lol
I'll go for the first one. no knickers to drop off though is that any good?
I know shur.... not only cant we keep pics of our knobs out of the mail boxes... but we cant bloddy read either.... we're a scourge on the place us men "
That's shocking.lol |
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By *ndqtMan
over a year ago
The Wild West |
"And guys answering. Lol
I'll go for the first one. no knickers to drop off though is that any good?
I know shur.... not only cant we keep pics of our knobs out of the mail boxes... but we cant bloddy read either.... we're a scourge on the place us men
That's shocking.lol "
If you think thats shocking... you should see cheekyhoneybee's inbox..... alledgedly of course |
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"And guys answering. Lol
I'll go for the first one. no knickers to drop off though is that any good?
I know shur.... not only cant we keep pics of our knobs out of the mail boxes... but we cant bloddy read either.... we're a scourge on the place us men
That's shocking.lol
If you think thats shocking... you should see cheekyhoneybee's inbox..... alledgedly of course "
wouldn't see anything I haven't seen already
Tough crowd |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Maybe I'm doing this all wrong
If I politely decline an offer and than get a dick pic I'm not sure what my reaction is supposed to be
So let's have a poll
1) drop my knickers and give my eircode
2) drop my knickers and race off to his location ( obviously have removed said knickers trip hazard)
3) faint with the sheer hardness and magnificent of the dick
4)
Any other suggestions ladies
( oh and this is clearly completely tongue in cheek as noone sends dick pics)"
4. ALL OF THE ABOVE  |
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None of the above if said dick pic is not professionally photographed in a dirty, badly lit bathroom with either a can of lynx or a sky remote beside it.
Also one pic is surely not enough , there should be multiple pics from several angles.
Make sure the sender is in your area and ready to meet in his car at a nearby car park.
It goes without saying that he should be unverified, have 'will fill later' on his profile and have loads of photos of him having bareback sex with loads of different women.
If that simple criteria is met then you're good to go. |
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By *eth TVTV/TS
over a year ago
Mid Meath |
"None of the above if said dick pic is not professionally photographed in a dirty, badly lit bathroom with either a can of lynx or a sky remote beside it.."
If it’s good enough for Tracy Emin and the Tate then it’s good enough for Fab |
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Pole position! 