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By *inden OP Man
over a year ago
Naas which is South West of Dublin |
"Open playroom door. Throw toys from other rooms on the floor. Close playroom door"
You’ll have to be more specific when talking about play rooms and toys here……  |
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By *inden OP Man
over a year ago
Naas which is South West of Dublin |
"Take off the apron, quick fingers through the hair and i'm ready. House and lady of the house always immaculate (in your dreams  )."
It don’t remember there being an apron in my dreams….. |
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"Take off the apron, quick fingers through the hair and i'm ready. House and lady of the house always immaculate (in your dreams )."
For some reason I'm picturing Ripley going down the elevator to the alien nest in Aliens |
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"Take off the apron, quick fingers through the hair and i'm ready. House and lady of the house always immaculate (in your dreams ).
For some reason I'm picturing Ripley going down the elevator to the alien nest in Aliens "
That's probably more realistic in fairness |
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"Take off the apron, quick fingers through the hair and i'm ready. House and lady of the house always immaculate (in your dreams ).
It don’t remember there being an apron in my dreams….. "
It protects my lingerie while I housekeep  |
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By *inden OP Man
over a year ago
Naas which is South West of Dublin |
"Take off the apron, quick fingers through the hair and i'm ready. House and lady of the house always immaculate (in your dreams ).
It don’t remember there being an apron in my dreams…..
It protects my lingerie while I housekeep "
Ah yes, that would explain it, of course I never manage to get past the lingerie either, I wake up every time, and then have to move to the other side of the bed…..  |
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"Take off the apron, quick fingers through the hair and i'm ready. House and lady of the house always immaculate (in your dreams ).
It don’t remember there being an apron in my dreams…..
It protects my lingerie while I housekeep
Ah yes, that would explain it, of course I never manage to get past the lingerie either, I wake up every time, and then have to move to the other side of the bed….. "
Kinda cute sleeping on the wet patch sometimes  |
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"What maniac answers their door to an unexpected caller is my question "
I like to invite the TV licence inspector in - to prove that I still don't have a TV and Jehovah's witnesses are delighted when they finally get to escape my grasp, to never call again |
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over a year ago
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"What maniac answers their door to an unexpected caller is my question
I like to invite the TV licence inspector in - to prove that I still don't have a TV and Jehovah's witnesses are delighted when they finally get to escape my grasp, to never call again "
God love them poor men  |
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