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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I stole this from a different poster gave me a laugh so figured lets share
Thought these might be useful for new swingers and forum posters;
Swinger = not a single male
BBW = Big Birds Woman
BBC = British Broadcasting Corporation
FB = Facebook
FWB = Friends Want Beer
Single Male = pond scum
Successful Single Male = cocky fucker
Single Female = choosey fucker
Couple = meets once every 18 months
Single bi-female = rocking horse shit
Meet = at least 40% horse
Social meet = frustrated male
Genuine = I'm not an axe murder
Professional = I earn over £50k so no chavs
Discrete = dyslexic
Must be clean = I don't like cheese or sea food
Block Button = Emperor Ming has nothing on me...
Verification = look who I fucked!!
MFM = very happy lady
MMFM = very greedy lady
FMF = blokes wet dream
MMMMMMF = is that you Cali?
Bi-male = just halved his chance of a meet
Straight male = but I'll suck TV cock if no ones looking
TV = easily turned on
CD = angry person in funny clothes
Forumite = a kind of mild acid that annoys new posters
Experienced = fucked everything
Not Hardened Swingers = OMG! Is that a cock?!
Soft Swingers = sorry, this has never happened before...
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I stole this from a different poster gave me a laugh so figured lets share
Thought these might be useful for new swingers and forum posters;
Swinger = not a single male
BBW = Big Birds Woman
BBC = British Broadcasting Corporation
FB = Facebook
FWB = Friends Want Beer
Single Male = pond scum
Successful Single Male = cocky fucker
Single Female = choosey fucker
Couple = meets once every 18 months
Single bi-female = rocking horse shit
Meet = at least 40% horse
Social meet = frustrated male
Genuine = I'm not an axe murder
Professional = I earn over £50k so no chavs
Discrete = dyslexic
Must be clean = I don't like cheese or sea food
Block Button = Emperor Ming has nothing on me...
Verification = look who I fucked!!
MFM = very happy lady
MMFM = very greedy lady
FMF = blokes wet dream
MMMMMMF = is that you Cali?
Bi-male = just halved his chance of a meet
Straight male = but I'll suck TV cock if no ones looking
TV = easily turned on
CD = angry person in funny clothes
Forumite = a kind of mild acid that annoys new posters
Experienced = fucked everything
Not Hardened Swingers = OMG! Is that a cock?!
Soft Swingers = sorry, this has never happened before...
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Haha, quality but now I'm gonna have to re-write my profile lol!
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