My mrs is constantly getting chatted up .
She seems to give off a kind of a vibe she dess sexy enough not too outrageous. Just enough to show off her curves . She will chat or say hi if someone comes up beside her to order a,drink and if there is good music she would dance.
Sitting up at the bar seems to be the best place to strike up a conversation or get attention. |
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"No-one chats me up at bars
I think it's probably my 6ft exclusion zone that radiates "stay the fuck away from me creepo" pheromones
I’ve got those too! Plus a wonderful resting bitch face  "
But you have jaffa cakes so that makes up for it  |
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By *affa31Woman
over a year ago
Galway |
"No-one chats me up at bars
I think it's probably my 6ft exclusion zone that radiates "stay the fuck away from me creepo" pheromones
I’ve got those too! Plus a wonderful resting bitch face
But you have jaffa cakes so that makes up for it "
So you’re telling me I need to carry Jaffa cakes with me at all times? |
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over a year ago
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"No-one chats me up at bars
I think it's probably my 6ft exclusion zone that radiates "stay the fuck away from me creepo" pheromones
I’ve got those too! Plus a wonderful resting bitch face
But you have jaffa cakes so that makes up for it
So you’re telling me I need to carry Jaffa cakes with me at all times? "
You don’t?  |
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"No-one chats me up at bars
I think it's probably my 6ft exclusion zone that radiates "stay the fuck away from me creepo" pheromones
I’ve got those too! Plus a wonderful resting bitch face
But you have jaffa cakes so that makes up for it
So you’re telling me I need to carry Jaffa cakes with me at all times? "
Yep...31 of them  |
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By *affa31Woman
over a year ago
Galway |
"No-one chats me up at bars
I think it's probably my 6ft exclusion zone that radiates "stay the fuck away from me creepo" pheromones
I’ve got those too! Plus a wonderful resting bitch face
But you have jaffa cakes so that makes up for it
So you’re telling me I need to carry Jaffa cakes with me at all times?
You don’t? "
I got attacked by seagulls too many times  |
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"No-one chats me up at bars
I think it's probably my 6ft exclusion zone that radiates "stay the fuck away from me creepo" pheromones "
You mean you're shadow |
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"No-one chats me up at bars
I think it's probably my 6ft exclusion zone that radiates "stay the fuck away from me creepo" pheromones
I’ve got those too! Plus a wonderful resting bitch face
But you have jaffa cakes so that makes up for it
So you’re telling me I need to carry Jaffa cakes with me at all times? "
Prefer chocolate polos |
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"No-one chats me up at bars
I think it's probably my 6ft exclusion zone that radiates "stay the fuck away from me creepo" pheromones
I’ve got those too! Plus a wonderful resting bitch face
But you have jaffa cakes so that makes up for it
So you’re telling me I need to carry Jaffa cakes with me at all times? "
I was more thinking that the jaffa cakes would be preferable to some of the dodgy chat up lines. I drive manys the woman to the jaffa cakes over the years with my rubbish attempts |
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"No-one chats me up at bars
I think it's probably my 6ft exclusion zone that radiates "stay the fuck away from me creepo" pheromones
You mean you're shadow "
No, it's def my general "fuck off" aura. Oh and being fat. I might be big but amazingly manage to fly under most blokes radar. I'm not displeased with this situation  |
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I think it's an art and practice which is getting lost to apps recently which is a pity. apps are brilliant yes but it's almost getting rude to approach a girl at a bar these days I find |
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By *om TangoMan
over a year ago
aughnacloy monaghan area |
Due to my business I’ve to a kinda chat up customers to make sure they continue to use my services again. But it’s not a sex chat up. In a bar I have no bother walking in and chatting up a bird. It’s very easy. I always try to pick out the moody looking one. On here. Fucking impossible to even get a thanks but no thanks out of people. But I bet if I meet them in a bar before long I’d nearly know their date of birth |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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you sound very confident! I've been with girls on here and they could receive 200 messages while we have a chat over a coffee social. they really aren't being rude by not replying. mostly it's simply not possible |
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"Due to my business I’ve to a kinda chat up customers to make sure they continue to use my services again. But it’s not a sex chat up. In a bar I have no bother walking in and chatting up a bird. It’s very easy. I always try to pick out the moody looking one. On here. Fucking impossible to even get a thanks but no thanks out of people. But I bet if I meet them in a bar before long I’d nearly know their date of birth "
Not. A. Hope.  |
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"I get chatted to all the time but I do give off a friendly vibe.
Whether they're actually chatting me up is another story but I'm an outrageous flirt so it ends up that way "
I would love to have a flirt with you next time I'm down in Cork...its a great town |
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By *indenMan
over a year ago
Naas which is South West of Dublin |
"Due to my business I’ve to a kinda chat up customers to make sure they continue to use my services again. But it’s not a sex chat up. In a bar I have no bother walking in and chatting up a bird. It’s very easy. I always try to pick out the moody looking one. On here. Fucking impossible to even get a thanks but no thanks out of people. But I bet if I meet them in a bar before long I’d nearly know their date of birth "
So you specialise in any particular sort of bird?
I saw a very angry looking pigeon the other day and was wondering if you could offer advice?
Thanks. |
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By *om TangoMan
over a year ago
aughnacloy monaghan area |
I fancy a good rhone island red or a welsummer bird. A Rhone island red because the would eat out of my hand and they welsummer bird for the chase. Hard to catch and needs to be cornered to be caught and makes lots of noise when caught?? |
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Some people will find this weird or odd.
Personally never been very good at chatting woman up, flirting with them either.
Chatting to them, I'm ok at.
Chatting them up & flirting with them. Is a completely different thing for me.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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oh I have 0 idea how to just approach someone in a pub or club and chat them up. House parties yeah its usually someone i know through someone else, they have the best endings but a stranger in a club absolutely not |
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By *apri 555Man
over a year ago
wexford or Dublin |
"My mrs is constantly getting chatted up .
She seems to give off a kind of a vibe she dess sexy enough not too outrageous. Just enough to show off her curves . She will chat or say hi if someone comes up beside her to order a,drink and if there is good music she would dance.
Sitting up at the bar seems to be the best place to strike up a conversation or get attention. "
I can see why  |
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"Some people will find this weird or odd.
Personally never been very good at chatting woman up, flirting with them either.
Chatting to them, I'm ok at.
Chatting them up & flirting with them. Is a completely different thing for me.
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My biggest issue is I never realize some one id flirting with me
The amount of times I've had a friend(usually girl) say ... "whats wrong with you she like you " is just stupid   |
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After him chatting her up for nearly an hour and getting on great , just when i thought she was about to let him stay at ours for the night, he says " have to go home or the wife will go mad" why not say your married an hour b4 ????? Strange, thats why single or divorced is always best |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I love my wife getting into her skinny jeans or spanks and high heels and looking sexy. Then to a pub we generally sit at the bar I love her flirting and guys chatting her up "
I'd love to 'bump' into you two some time. sounds hot |
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By *ippje84Man
over a year ago
tipperary |
"I get chatted to all the time but I do give off a friendly vibe.
Whether they're actually chatting me up is another story but I'm an outrageous flirt so it ends up that way "
I'm sure u have heard all the chat up lines, which 1 gets a date with u . Just wondering  |
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A friend of mine who is very confident stands at the bar. When a woman he likes pays for her drink he drinks some or all of it. She then has to wait, sometimes angrily, while he buys her a replacement drink but they're chatting during that time. Success rate is surprisingly high. |
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By *otrod66 OP Man
over a year ago
Letterkenny |
Didn't know until lately she is into young guys, we were in a sports bar ( locally ) a gang of lads came in after football training dome were in shorts , strong hairy thighs and nice bulges clearly showing outline of ( some ) big cocks, could clearly see she was excited and had to tell her they noiced her staring lol |
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