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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Dirty jokes:
I’ll get the ball rolling.
Why can't Miss Piggy count to 70? Because every time she gets to 69 she gets a little frog stuck in her throat.
Just a bit of fun on a Monday. Any dirty jokes you’d like to share feel free folks.  |
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By *_05Man
over a year ago
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Mickey and Minnie Mouse are in a meeting with a solicitor because they are looking to get a divorce.
The solicitor says "Now Mickey, it says here you're looking to divorce Minnie because she's 'extremely silly' ?"
"No" replies Mickey, "I said she's fucking Goofy" |
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over a year ago
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A man sitting in doctors waiting room opposite a very sexy woman wearing a mini skirt and trying to hide the fact she had no panties on. She notices him staring at her crotch.
"Do you like that?" she say.
"Oh yes" says the man.
"Do you want to see my fanny wink at you?" she suggests.
"Fuck yes" says the man.
The woman puts one of her legs to the side and her fanny winks at him.
"Fucking amazing" he says.
"Do want to see my fanny smile at you" she asks.
"Definitely" the now horny man replies.
The woman opens both legs and her fanny smiles at the man.
"Oh holy fuck" he says "that's one talented fanny!"
"Would you like to stick 2 fingers up it?" enquires the woman.
"Fuck me" says the man "don't tell me it whistles too" |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"A man sitting in doctors waiting room opposite a very sexy woman wearing a mini skirt and trying to hide the fact she had no panties on. She notices him staring at her crotch.
"Do you like that?" she say.
"Oh yes" says the man.
"Do you want to see my fanny wink at you?" she suggests.
"Fuck yes" says the man.
The woman puts one of her legs to the side and her fanny winks at him.
"Fucking amazing" he says.
"Do want to see my fanny smile at you" she asks.
"Definitely" the now horny man replies.
The woman opens both legs and her fanny smiles at the man.
"Oh holy fuck" he says "that's one talented fanny!"
"Would you like to stick 2 fingers up it?" enquires the woman.
"Fuck me" says the man "don't tell me it whistles too" "
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Young girl runs into her house holding her finger and shouting "put it in the Bulmers" over and over. Her mother asks why? The little girl says, I was in the bushes and got a prod from a briar and I remembered hearing my sister saying that every time she got a prick in her hand she puts it in cider!!! |
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By *ollypop9Woman
over a year ago
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A guy is sitting at the doctor's office. The doctor walks in and says, "I have some bad news. I'm afraid you're going to have to stop masturbating." "I don't understand, doc," the patient says. "Why?" "Because," the doctor says. "I'm trying to examine you." |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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One night a young panda picks up a lady of the night and she brings him back to her place
Boldness follows soon and when all is said and done the young lady of the night tells the panda she expects payment
Panda, in total bemusement looks at her and says he doesn’t understand
Lady of the night gets out the dictionary and hands it to the panda and tells him to look up p*ostitute
Panda flicks through the dictionary and finds p*ostitute “person who offers sexual favours for monetary reward”
Panda looks at the young lady of the night, looks at the dictionary and hands it back to her telling her to look up Panda and he walks towards the door
She looks down, flicks back to panda and reads “small black and white bear, eats chutes and leaves”
Badumtish
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