"You've had hot sex and are about to go about your day.
Do you hop into the shower or do you like to wear it for a while?"
At a bare minimum give it a rinse in the sink.
Also... If the hot-sex involved cunnilingus, then I'd need a face-wash. Juices gets noticeably pungent in the beard after a bit of time. |
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"You've had hot sex and are about to go about your day.
Do you hop into the shower or do you like to wear it for a while?
At a bare minimum give it a rinse in the sink.
Also... If the hot-sex involved cunnilingus, then I'd need a face-wash. Juices gets noticeably pungent in the beard after a bit of time."
And a quick dry on the curtains...
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As a young chap I once pulled a lovely lady in Coppers. Since I'd been dancing all night and sweaty, i thought I better give myself a bit of a wipe, so when she wasn't looking I grabbed a J Cloth from the kitchen sink and gave it a quick scrub down.
Queue 10 mins later we reached the bedroom and things are getting steamy. She dropped my pantaloons to go down on me, but then stopped to ask why there were baked beans in my pubes. |
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"As a young chap I once pulled a lovely lady in Coppers. Since I'd been dancing all night and sweaty, i thought I better give myself a bit of a wipe, so when she wasn't looking I grabbed a J Cloth from the kitchen sink and gave it a quick scrub down.
Queue 10 mins later we reached the bedroom and things are getting steamy. She dropped my pantaloons to go down on me, but then stopped to ask why there were baked beans in my pubes."
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"As a young chap I once pulled a lovely lady in Coppers. Since I'd been dancing all night and sweaty, i thought I better give myself a bit of a wipe, so when she wasn't looking I grabbed a J Cloth from the kitchen sink and gave it a quick scrub down.
Queue 10 mins later we reached the bedroom and things are getting steamy. She dropped my pantaloons to go down on me, but then stopped to ask why there were baked beans in my pubes."
pantaloons 
You should stick that word in the other thread. |
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"As a young chap I once pulled a lovely lady in Coppers. Since I'd been dancing all night and sweaty, i thought I better give myself a bit of a wipe, so when she wasn't looking I grabbed a J Cloth from the kitchen sink and gave it a quick scrub down.
Queue 10 mins later we reached the bedroom and things are getting steamy. She dropped my pantaloons to go down on me, but then stopped to ask why there were baked beans in my pubes."
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What did answer her ?
Oh please finish the story, this is better than Netflix now, |
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