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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’ll go first
See the amount of friend requests I get AND I DONT EVEN GET A HELLO MESSAGE FIRST .
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Um... Will you be my friend??
One word reply to messages, i completely get if there's no interest but make some fucking effort otherwise  |
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By *XlalaXX OP Woman
over a year ago
tipperary |
"I’ll go first
See the amount of friend requests I get AND I DONT EVEN GET A HELLO MESSAGE FIRST .
Um... Will you be my friend??
One word reply to messages, i completely get if there's no interest but make some fucking effort otherwise "
Ooooft u havin a dig |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’ll go first
See the amount of friend requests I get AND I DONT EVEN GET A HELLO MESSAGE FIRST .
Um... Will you be my friend??
One word reply to messages, i completely get if there's no interest but make some fucking effort otherwise
Ooooft u havin a dig "
Not at you Lala! |
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By *XlalaXX OP Woman
over a year ago
tipperary |
"I’ll go first
See the amount of friend requests I get AND I DONT EVEN GET A HELLO MESSAGE FIRST .
Um... Will you be my friend??
One word reply to messages, i completely get if there's no interest but make some fucking effort otherwise
Ooooft u havin a dig
Not at you Lala!"
I’m the one word answer queen lol |
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By * VaWoman
over a year ago
Dublin |
Contradictory info on the bio/details. One poorly lit photo. Photos with a lynx can, you know the ones. Telling me what you're Going to do To me. Getting my name wrong  the list goes on and on but the big one is lies. |
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By *XlalaXX OP Woman
over a year ago
tipperary |
"Contradictory info on the bio/details. One poorly lit photo. Photos with a lynx can, you know the ones. Telling me what you're Going to do To me. Getting my name wrong the list goes on and on but the big one is lies. "
Blokes always say hey Layla to me
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’ll go first
See the amount of friend requests I get AND I DONT EVEN GET A HELLO MESSAGE FIRST .
Um... Will you be my friend??
One word reply to messages, i completely get if there's no interest but make some fucking effort otherwise
Ooooft u havin a dig
Not at you Lala!
I’m the one word answer queen lol "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’ll go first
See the amount of friend requests I get AND I DONT EVEN GET A HELLO MESSAGE FIRST .
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Same here .. or no profile pics .. I've them blocked .. I'm still not going to waste me money been a supporter |
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By *XlalaXX OP Woman
over a year ago
tipperary |
"I’ll go first
See the amount of friend requests I get AND I DONT EVEN GET A HELLO MESSAGE FIRST .
Same here .. or no profile pics .. I've them blocked .. I'm still not going to waste me money been a supporter "
can u block people with no profile pic ? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’ll go first
See the amount of friend requests I get AND I DONT EVEN GET A HELLO MESSAGE FIRST .
Same here .. or no profile pics .. I've them blocked .. I'm still not going to waste me money been a supporter can u block people with no profile pic ? "
Nope lala |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The usual shit...
Stating A on the profile, when the verification clearly indicates B.
Endless lists of demands.
Not having the courtesy to return a face photo.
Insisting on things and showing ZERO intent to reciprocate.
Oh, ladies. One more thing. Manners; they cost fuck all.
(PS - lala.... I only send the friend request first, to save the lady the efforts of having to ask me)  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Contradictory info on the bio/details. One poorly lit photo. Photos with a lynx can, you know the ones. Telling me what you're Going to do To me. Getting my name wrong the list goes on and on but the big one is lies.
Blokes always say hey Layla to me
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What if that was just autocorrect, ever had hey Lola, ,could be same thing like |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Contradictory info on the bio/details. One poorly lit photo. Photos with a lynx can, you know the ones. Telling me what you're Going to do To me. Getting my name wrong the list goes on and on but the big one is lies.
Blokes always say hey Layla to me
What if that was just autocorrect, ever had hey Lola, ,could be same thing like "
You could be on to something Woolie |
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By *XlalaXX OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Contradictory info on the bio/details. One poorly lit photo. Photos with a lynx can, you know the ones. Telling me what you're Going to do To me. Getting my name wrong the list goes on and on but the big one is lies.
Blokes always say hey Layla to me
What if that was just autocorrect, ever had hey Lola, ,could be same thing like "
Never got Lola always Layla |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Contradictory info on the bio/details. One poorly lit photo. Photos with a lynx can, you know the ones. Telling me what you're Going to do To me. Getting my name wrong the list goes on and on but the big one is lies.
Blokes always say hey Layla to me
What if that was just autocorrect, ever had hey Lola, ,could be same thing like
Never got Lola always Layla "
You're popular with Eric Clapton fans then maybe |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Contradictory info on the bio/details. One poorly lit photo. Photos with a lynx can, you know the ones. Telling me what you're Going to do To me. Getting my name wrong the list goes on and on but the big one is lies.
Blokes always say hey Layla to me
What if that was just autocorrect, ever had hey Lola, ,could be same thing like
Never got Lola always Layla "
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One word messages, being asked for Charlie and asked to use it and others NO THANKS
People who are all up for it but when said it might take some time to get childcare sorted being told we're nothing but time wasters is a joke excuse me if my kids mean more to me than you getting you end in go have a wank lol
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"One word messages, being asked for Charlie and asked to use it and others NO THANKS
People who are all up for it but when said it might take some time to get childcare sorted being told we're nothing but time wasters is a joke excuse me if my kids mean more to me than you getting you end in go have a wank lol
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What's with all the sesh heads on here?
As soon as I see that, running a country mile |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"One word messages, being asked for Charlie and asked to use it and others NO THANKS
People who are all up for it but when said it might take some time to get childcare sorted being told we're nothing but time wasters is a joke excuse me if my kids mean more to me than you getting you end in go have a wank lol
What's with all the sesh heads on here?
As soon as I see that, running a country mile "
It's a pain in the arse, sounds like a good thing then they mention the marching powder. |
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By *XlalaXX OP Woman
over a year ago
tipperary |
"One word messages, being asked for Charlie and asked to use it and others NO THANKS
People who are all up for it but when said it might take some time to get childcare sorted being told we're nothing but time wasters is a joke excuse me if my kids mean more to me than you getting you end in go have a wank lol
What's with all the sesh heads on here?
As soon as I see that, running a country mile "
Plays havoc with the hardons |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"One word messages, being asked for Charlie and asked to use it and others NO THANKS
People who are all up for it but when said it might take some time to get childcare sorted being told we're nothing but time wasters is a joke excuse me if my kids mean more to me than you getting you end in go have a wank lol
What's with all the sesh heads on here?
As soon as I see that, running a country mile
Plays havoc with the hardons "
I've been around too many dickheads who were fond of it. Horrible shit |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"One word messages, being asked for Charlie and asked to use it and others NO THANKS
People who are all up for it but when said it might take some time to get childcare sorted being told we're nothing but time wasters is a joke excuse me if my kids mean more to me than you getting you end in go have a wank lol
What's with all the sesh heads on here?
As soon as I see that, running a country mile
Plays havoc with the hardons "
Wha?? I didn't know it affected the meat feast.. what is the point at all |
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1- Stupidity.
2- Ignorance and arrogance.
3- Bigotry.
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4- Those who forget or ignore that fab is Not a reflection of the reality of life, and then they start to grow their fab pseudo confidence, over-inflated self worth and ego from seeing the number of messages and views of their profiles. Then they become big-headed, presumptuous, arrogant, rude, self-righteous, entitled, demanding and overall kunts.
I wish these people would just bear in mind that being humble, kind and down to earth is the best makeup and outfit to present themselves in the unreal world of fab.
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5- Last but not least, when you meet a person in the flesh and you cannot recognise them because their pictures were taken from those magic angles which somehow knock off about 10-15 years (or stones) from their photos. |
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Photos that have been filtered within an inch of their lives. A triangular face and lemur eyes is not a good look. I'm not looking to meet an anime character.
Demands that I shave my balls. It's my hair!
"If you don't like it jog on"
Copyright notices and Sydney University.
Treating every thread like it's a personal chat room.
Starting four new threads every day. Breathe lads
Guys moaning about meets and veri's. I read all the advice, took it onboard and am having a grand old time. Everything you need to know is in the forums already.
Trolls. They should be ignored or shamelessly baited into rage quitting.
Fab politics. I won't meet you if you meet her. No Bueno
There's so much more about fab that I love. Even if it looks like it belongs on Alta Vista in 1995
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"Icebergs.
Cool, approachable and attractive on the forum.
Unbelievable amount of crazy that will fuck you up beneath the surface. "
Iceberg apologists.
Seen the crazy and the wreckage and still would cos you know...they might get to chip a bit off with their ice axes. |
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The ones who seem to think their right about everything no matter how much evidence to the contrary there is. The widespread use of drugs  people who can't be bothered to actually read the profile. The random friend invites from people we don't know. The ones you agree to meet and suddenly decide to change things. I could go on and on but I'd be be here all day |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The wahhhhmbulance brigade
Simping & fawning & wheedling
The flatterers
The people - mostly couples - who only message when it's gone midnight, they're off their faces and want a ride, but yet wouldn't normally give you a sideways glance. Like, just fuck off already.
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By *asual777Man
over a year ago
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1. The expectation to be invited to group meets when this is never reciprocated
2. Last minute cancellations . Even though there was never any chance of turning up in the first place but Fomo made them say they can
3. Dealing with 90 per cent of couples profiles I come across . Most are fake , or aren’t really a couple in any real sense . Many genuine ones haven’t got their shit together to work out if they actually will or won’t turn up.
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By *affa31Woman
over a year ago
Galway |
Pics of dicks that look like slugs.
People putting themselves down and thinking they’ll get a pity fuck.
People using threads to have chats among themselves.
Bareback pics on a single persons profile. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Bareback pics
Arseh*les who think I should be flattered they want to meet me
Arrogant updates
People who are nasty, cruel and judgemental on the forums
Bullshi**ers in general
Stupidity
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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago
somewhere |
Not hate....can I use the words pet peeves
I'm dyslexic as are others and some people are just crap at English and grammar
If you can read and understand it,then its fine....no need to point it out but humour does go a long way on some of the misspelling threads.
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By *affa31Woman
over a year ago
Galway |
"Not hate....can I use the words pet peeves
I'm dyslexic as are others and some people are just crap at English and grammar
If you can read and understand it,then its fine....no need to point it out but humour does go a long way on some of the misspelling threads.
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The spell checkers drive me nuts too. Trying to look clever but just revealing the dipshits that they are |
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"Not hate....can I use the words pet peeves
I'm dyslexic as are others and some people are just crap at English and grammar
If you can read and understand it,then its fine....no need to point it out but humour does go a long way on some of the misspelling threads.
The spell checkers drive me nuts too. Trying to look clever but just revealing the dipshits that they are "
I actually remember getting a timeout years ago for doing that to someone before. Think it was nitpicking a post. |
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By *affa31Woman
over a year ago
Galway |
"Not hate....can I use the words pet peeves
I'm dyslexic as are others and some people are just crap at English and grammar
If you can read and understand it,then its fine....no need to point it out but humour does go a long way on some of the misspelling threads.
The spell checkers drive me nuts too. Trying to look clever but just revealing the dipshits that they are
I actually remember getting a timeout years ago for doing that to someone before. Think it was nitpicking a post. "
Yea that definitely used to be a thing. |
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1. Messages that just say "heyyyy" or "how are you".
2.not reading the bio!
3. Literally zero pictures of the man, (or dick pics only). So many hot pictures of the women, am I not supposed to be attracted to the male half too? |
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By *iscuits8Man
over a year ago
Meath / Dublin / Birmingham |
Think most of the ones off the top of my head have been mentioned already...
Profiles marked as female but when you read it they are actually a couple, or worse still male. It's a very simple thing to get right.
White/snow/etc status - the notes feature is handy for this
One way conversation. I'd prefer not to get a reply. I tend to just cut the convesation if it's one and two word replies. Drains the life out of me.
The moaning Michaels who constantly start the bleeding heart threads about how women won't meet them or reply to their messages. Boo hoo. |
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By *XlalaXX OP Woman
over a year ago
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"1. Messages that just say "heyyyy" or "how are you".
2.not reading the bio!
3. Literally zero pictures of the man, (or dick pics only). So many hot pictures of the women, am I not supposed to be attracted to the male half too? "
Or worse still ‘Hi” |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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One person couples( always the male )
Profiles full of rules and regulations
People who only message in the middle of the night
Profiles with pics and vids which are taken in secret
People on forum threads that treat it as a group chat
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Photos:
*taken on/in the toilet
*lying in bed, boxers round the thighs like they’re mid danger wank and mum/Mrs could come in any second
*in an really dirty/messy environment- like it looks like how you’d imagine a crack den to be.
Photos don’t need to be professional, arty or even unique but it costs £0 to not post your mouldy grout
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"Photos:
*taken on/in the toilet
*lying in bed, boxers round the thighs like they’re mid danger wank and mum/Mrs could come in any second
*in an really dirty/messy environment- like it looks like how you’d imagine a crack den to be.
Photos don’t need to be professional, arty or even unique but it costs £0 to not post your mouldy grout
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I have a fav pic i really like but can't post it cos of the fecking bit of mould on the corner of the ceiling  |
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Jaysus lads .....that an awful lot to take in,in just one thread. Is this heaven or hell ?
Never mind the h and Charlie but let's all just take a chill pill and relaxation little and think of all the good things about fab.
There are positive aren't there ?
Please tell me there a good side |
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"Photos:
*taken on/in the toilet
*lying in bed, boxers round the thighs like they’re mid danger wank and mum/Mrs could come in any second
*in an really dirty/messy environment- like it looks like how you’d imagine a crack den to be.
Photos don’t need to be professional, arty or even unique but it costs £0 to not post your mouldy grout
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Mouldy grout is the post of the day. |
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By *XlalaXX OP Woman
over a year ago
tipperary |
"Jaysus lads .....that an awful lot to take in,in just one thread. Is this heaven or hell ?
Never mind the h and Charlie but let's all just take a chill pill and relaxation little and think of all the good things about fab.
There are positive aren't there ?
Please tell me there a good side"
Omg there’s so much positives
1. ? |
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"Fab definitely used to be more chat with poeple and make arrangements for meets
Recently the place seem to be alot more like facebook with no one actually chatting.
Gimme ur best chat "
Can i submit the above 
Tho really think we all have that ice breaker first message we try and come across as best as possible, with a pinch of wow ur smoking hot.. without the need to writing a novel..& just fancy seeing where this goes |
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"Fab definitely used to be more chat with poeple and make arrangements for meets
Recently the place seem to be alot more like facebook with no one actually chatting.
Gimme ur best chat
Can i submit the above
Tho really think we all have that ice breaker first message we try and come across as best as possible, with a pinch of wow ur smoking hot.. without the need to writing a novel..& just fancy seeing where this goes "
Really? I just send a picture of someone else's dick with a two word message.
Fuk now? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Everyone giving off about "hi" messages.
What the fuck do you expect in an opening message? War and Peace?"
I got a message yesterday asking did I want to marry him .. I just replied OK lol  |
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"Everyone giving off about "hi" messages.
What the fuck do you expect in an opening message? War and Peace?"
Yup....
Might try war and peace next time... as my reply to wanna suck u off while u watch porn "its not guy that way" |
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By *XlalaXX OP Woman
over a year ago
tipperary |
"Everyone giving off about "hi" messages.
What the fuck do you expect in an opening message? War and Peace?
I got a message yesterday asking did I want to marry him .. I just replied OK lol "
I bags organising the hen |
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Is it that hard?
Introduce yourself
Say what you have on offer.
READ their bio and mention what about it appealed to you or compliment a specific picture.
Some people.open with a face pic which is at least something to go on.
Better than:
Hi
Hi
What's up
Not much, you?
....Going on forever... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Messaging me with
"in hotel near you. Can you come over "
That really irritates me more than anything. Some treat women here like they are nothing more than a cheap prostit@te.  |
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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere in Co. Down |
I don't really hate anything on here. A few pet peeves like the falseness of people at times on here,like as the saying goes those who run with the hare and hunt with the hounds. But then there are gobshites everywhere not just on fab.
I don't get many messages thanks to tight filters or just no one wants to message me either way it suits me and if I get ones where people ignore my profile then I just delete them. It doesn't bother me. If I get annoyed on here I'll just log off.
Lifes too short to allow people I won't ever want to interact with annoy me. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Everyone giving off about "hi" messages.
What the fuck do you expect in an opening message? War and Peace?
I got a message yesterday asking did I want to marry him .. I just replied OK lol
I bags organising the hen "
No better woman cheers la la |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hey Hun/sweetie/babe
I have a room booked/am in area now wanna meet/fuck etc
Im not seeing the issue here....
Have you booked then Johnny  "
Careful what you wish for |
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"Hey Hun/sweetie/babe
I have a room booked/am in area now wanna meet/fuck etc
Im not seeing the issue here....
Have you booked then Johnny
Careful what you wish for
Rubbing the lamp..."
You can rub my lamp any day!  |
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"Hey Hun/sweetie/babe
I have a room booked/am in area now wanna meet/fuck etc
Im not seeing the issue here....
Have you booked then Johnny
Careful what you wish for
Rubbing the lamp...
You can rub my lamp any day! "
Are you a genie... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Profiles with "happy fabbing" on them. I like fab but this has to be the most unoriginal thing to put on a profile.
It's probably been nominated 100 times already, making this reply very unoriginal too. |
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By *andytownMan
over a year ago
Gods Own Country |
"Contradictory info on the bio/details. One poorly lit photo. Photos with a lynx can, you know the ones. Telling me what you're Going to do To me. Getting my name wrong the list goes on and on but the big one is lies.
Blokes always say hey Layla to me
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Wait till they start singing it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Profiles with "happy fabbing" on them. I like fab but this has to be the most unoriginal thing to put on a profile.
It's probably been nominated 100 times already, making this reply very unoriginal too. "
Carpe diem brah |
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By *XlalaXX OP Woman
over a year ago
tipperary |
"Contradictory info on the bio/details. One poorly lit photo. Photos with a lynx can, you know the ones. Telling me what you're Going to do To me. Getting my name wrong the list goes on and on but the big one is lies.
Blokes always say hey Layla to me
Wait till they start singing it "
If only there were voice notes on fab |
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Vanilla forum topics 
Self entitled men who insist on a reply and then whinge on a forum about not getting a reply.
Trying to get people to understand that not all women on here are bi, and I actually don’t want to “play with you and your wife”  |
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By *andytownMan
over a year ago
Gods Own Country |
"Contradictory info on the bio/details. One poorly lit photo. Photos with a lynx can, you know the ones. Telling me what you're Going to do To me. Getting my name wrong the list goes on and on but the big one is lies.
Blokes always say hey Layla to me
Wait till they start singing it
If only there were voice notes on fab "
May well be down the line... Until then... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"People jumping to conclusions about us before they have even met us 
You named yourselves _ickheadcunt
Yip we sure did, and I can tell ya something it's been a great filter on this site for us
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I don't doubt that for a minute. |
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