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By *XlalaXX OP Woman
over a year ago
tipperary |
I’m searching for the Single Men
Unattached
Footloose
Fancy Free
Shiftin n drifting
Most messages I get r from attached men (no judgement it’s just not for me) so I’m just trying to see is there many single men ?
Requirements
Beard
Tattoos
Micro p ( for the anal obv)
Banter
Taller than me
Likes a pint
Doesn’t take life too serious
Up for adventures
Is there anybody out there ?
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"I’m searching for the Single Men
Unattached -CHECK
Footloose -CHECK
Fancy Free -CHECK
Shiftin n drifting -CHECK
Most messages I get r from attached men (no judgement it’s just not for me) so I’m just trying to see is there many single men ?
Requirements
Beard - D’oh
Tattoos - D’oh (but seriously planning a first soon)
Micro p ( for the anal obv) -CHECK 
Banter -CHECK
Taller than me -CHECK
Likes a pint -CHECK
Doesn’t take life too serious -CHECK
Up for adventures -CHECK
Is there anybody out there ?
"
I’m probably not the perfect fit but have checked a few boxes  |
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By *XlalaXX OP Woman
over a year ago
tipperary |
"I’m searching for the Single Men
Unattached -CHECK
Footloose -CHECK
Fancy Free -CHECK
Shiftin n drifting -CHECK
Most messages I get r from attached men (no judgement it’s just not for me) so I’m just trying to see is there many single men ?
Requirements
Beard - D’oh
Tattoos - D’oh (but seriously planning a first soon)
Micro p ( for the anal obv) -CHECK
Banter -CHECK
Taller than me -CHECK
Likes a pint -CHECK
Doesn’t take life too serious -CHECK
Up for adventures -CHECK
Is there anybody out there ?
I’m probably not the perfect fit but have checked a few boxes "
No such thing as the perfect fit
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"I’m searching for the Single Men
Unattached -CHECK
Footloose -CHECK
Fancy Free -CHECK
Shiftin n drifting -CHECK
Most messages I get r from attached men (no judgement it’s just not for me) so I’m just trying to see is there many single men ?
Requirements
Beard - D’oh
Tattoos - D’oh (but seriously planning a first soon)
Micro p ( for the anal obv) -CHECK
Banter -CHECK
Taller than me -CHECK
Likes a pint -CHECK
Doesn’t take life too serious -CHECK
Up for adventures -CHECK
Is there anybody out there ?
I’m probably not the perfect fit but have checked a few boxes
No such thing as the perfect fit
"
This is true - and possibly a small (pun intended) white lie on the micro p part but certainly don’t fall in to _inden category  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’m searching for the Single Men
Unattached
Footloose
Fancy Free
Shiftin n drifting
Most messages I get r from attached men (no judgement it’s just not for me) so I’m just trying to see is there many single men ?
Requirements
Beard
Tattoos
Micro p ( for the anal obv)
Banter
Taller than me
Likes a pint
Doesn’t take life too serious
Up for adventures
Is there anybody out there ?
"
Ah, bollox... I fall down on the micro p
I'm all about the girth |
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By *indenMan
over a year ago
Naas which is South West of Dublin |
"Form an orderly que please….. 
She said micro P .... you're out _inden  
A blessing and a curse…..
I heard u were proper hung
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Have the ladies been gossiping again?… 
You can’t believe everything you hear Lala, first hand experience is really the only reliable method… |
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By *XlalaXX OP Woman
over a year ago
tipperary |
"Form an orderly que please…..
She said micro P .... you're out _inden
A blessing and a curse…..
I heard u were proper hung
Have the ladies been gossiping again?…
You can’t believe everything you hear Lala, first hand experience is really the only reliable method… "
I don’t gossip if I’ve something to ask/say I’ll just do it .
I’m of that opinion too like just get out and meet people |
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"Omg the title was supposed to be
The single men
Not
The single me.
Couldn’t even do that right lol  are you getting a hape of messages
None
I’ve scared em off
"
awww hope you get lots now cheer you up |
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"I’m searching for the Single Men
Unattached
Footloose
Fancy Free
Shiftin n drifting
Most messages I get r from attached men (no judgement it’s just not for me) so I’m just trying to see is there many single men ?
Requirements
Beard
Tattoos
Micro p ( for the anal obv)
Banter
Taller than me
Likes a pint
Doesn’t take life too serious
Up for adventures
Is there anybody out there ?
"
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Oh dammit Micro P. Missing out this now.
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Would you settle for a Nano P ? It is much better for A, bhahahaha |
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"You should set up an application form with their pps number so you can check to see if they are jointly assessed with revenue "
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Now, when you say pps number, are you referring to the Micro/Nano/Femto categories ?
Cos ya know, that is the first thing revenue asks about. |
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By *indenMan
over a year ago
Naas which is South West of Dublin |
"Form an orderly que please…..
She said micro P .... you're out _inden
A blessing and a curse…..
I heard u were proper hung
Have the ladies been gossiping again?…
You can’t believe everything you hear Lala, first hand experience is really the only reliable method…
I don’t gossip if I’ve something to ask/say I’ll just do it .
I’m of that opinion too like just get out and meet people "
I’ve added Nike to my private notes…. |
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By *XlalaXX OP Woman
over a year ago
tipperary |
"Omg the title was supposed to be
The single men
Not
The single me.
Couldn’t even do that right lol
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That is okay Lala, you don't have to do anything right. You do A, that is enough "
Cheeky git |
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By *XlalaXX OP Woman
over a year ago
tipperary |
"Form an orderly que please…..
She said micro P .... you're out _inden
A blessing and a curse…..
I heard u were proper hung
Have the ladies been gossiping again?…
You can’t believe everything you hear Lala, first hand experience is really the only reliable method…
I don’t gossip if I’ve something to ask/say I’ll just do it .
I’m of that opinion too like just get out and meet people
I’ve added Nike to my private notes…."
Just do it ! |
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"Omg the title was supposed to be
The single men
Not
The single me.
Couldn’t even do that right lol
.
That is okay Lala, you don't have to do anything right. You do A, that is enough
Cheeky git "
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I knoooow, always cheeky .
Now, where do you stand on the Nano p question ? |
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By *XlalaXX OP Woman
over a year ago
tipperary |
"Omg the title was supposed to be
The single men
Not
The single me.
Couldn’t even do that right lol
.
That is okay Lala, you don't have to do anything right. You do A, that is enough
Cheeky git
.
I knoooow, always cheeky .
Now, where do you stand on the Nano p question ? "
I dunno what that means can u explain |
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"Omg the title was supposed to be
The single men
Not
The single me.
Couldn’t even do that right lol
.
That is okay Lala, you don't have to do anything right. You do A, that is enough
Cheeky git
.
I knoooow, always cheeky .
Now, where do you stand on the Nano p question ?
I dunno what that means can u explain "
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Oh of course. A micro is 1/1000. A Nano is 1/a million. Which make a Nano p much better for A, doesn't it ?
You wouldn't even feel it, bhahaha |
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By *XlalaXX OP Woman
over a year ago
tipperary |
"Omg the title was supposed to be
The single men
Not
The single me.
Couldn’t even do that right lol
.
That is okay Lala, you don't have to do anything right. You do A, that is enough
Cheeky git
.
I knoooow, always cheeky .
Now, where do you stand on the Nano p question ?
I dunno what that means can u explain
.
Oh of course. A micro is 1/1000. A Nano is 1/a million. Which make a Nano p much better for A, doesn't it ?
You wouldn't even feel it, bhahaha "
I like
To feel it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm old and be foots aren't so loose anymore...
Is shrivelled up the same as not too big.
Can you make a good cup of tea ???
Mate see the amount of people that make crap tea "
I HAD a friend that insisted on making crap tea. A good cup of tea is important. I'm a tea bag left in man. |
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By *XlalaXX OP Woman
over a year ago
tipperary |
"I'm old and be foots aren't so loose anymore...
Is shrivelled up the same as not too big.
Can you make a good cup of tea ???
Mate see the amount of people that make crap tea
I HAD a friend that insisted on making crap tea. A good cup of tea is important. I'm a tea bag left in man."
Mines black and sweet and strong |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm old and be foots aren't so loose anymore...
Is shrivelled up the same as not too big.
Can you make a good cup of tea ???
Mate see the amount of people that make crap tea "
That's a very Norn Iron turn of phrase there, so it is, hi |
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By *XlalaXX OP Woman
over a year ago
tipperary |
"I'm old and be foots aren't so loose anymore...
Is shrivelled up the same as not too big.
Can you make a good cup of tea ???
Mate see the amount of people that make crap tea
That's a very Norn Iron turn of phrase there, so it is, hi"
What is |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm old and be foots aren't so loose anymore...
Is shrivelled up the same as not too big.
Can you make a good cup of tea ???
Mate see the amount of people that make crap tea
That's a very Norn Iron turn of phrase there, so it is, hi
What is "
See the amount of people that make crap tea
As far as I'm concerned, none of ye down here in the "Secessionist 26" know how to make a cuppa  |
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By *XlalaXX OP Woman
over a year ago
tipperary |
"I'm old and be foots aren't so loose anymore...
Is shrivelled up the same as not too big.
Can you make a good cup of tea ???
Mate see the amount of people that make crap tea
That's a very Norn Iron turn of phrase there, so it is, hi
What is
See the amount of people that make crap tea
As far as I'm concerned, none of ye down here in the "Secessionist 26" know how to make a cuppa "
Ur gettin leathered for ur cheek |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm old and be foots aren't so loose anymore...
Is shrivelled up the same as not too big.
Can you make a good cup of tea ???
Mate see the amount of people that make crap tea
That's a very Norn Iron turn of phrase there, so it is, hi
What is
See the amount of people that make crap tea
As far as I'm concerned, none of ye down here in the "Secessionist 26" know how to make a cuppa
Ur gettin leathered for ur cheek "
I've enough cheek for another arse |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm old and be foots aren't so loose anymore...
Is shrivelled up the same as not too big.
Can you make a good cup of tea ???
Mate see the amount of people that make crap tea
That's a very Norn Iron turn of phrase there, so it is, hi
What is
See the amount of people that make crap tea
As far as I'm concerned, none of ye down here in the "Secessionist 26" know how to make a cuppa
Ur gettin leathered for ur cheek
I've enough cheek for another arse "
There's a big difference in the tae that men in Bowler Hats and the tea that men with builders arses drink .
This was never considered during the GF agreements. The man that was my friend that made me shite tae was a London Lad.Alas he was a self believing expert on the making of tae that was never tea for me. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Getting leathered ?? I will be getting all leathered myself in a while as I need a shave. Luckily the spray on Gillete stuff makes leathering a lot easier that the olden days |
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By *oxer22Man
over a year ago
limerick |
I’m searching for the Single Men ?
Unattached ?
Footloose?
Fancy Free?
Shiftin n drifting?
Beard Can grow the stubble
Tattoos Can buy some transferable tats
Micro p ( for the anal obv) ??
Banter ?
Taller than me?
Likes a pint?
Doesn’t take life too serious?
Up for adventures?
10 ticks out of 13 ain’t bad to be fair |
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Well OP … looks like you got LOADS of options & offers (surprise, surprise )
The question is tho…. Are you taking any of them up?
I feel all applicants deserve some feedback both a general position and individual DMs for those passing the grade
What you say fabbers? |
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"I’m searching for the Single Men
Unattached
Footloose
Fancy Free
Shiftin n drifting
Most messages I get r from attached men (no judgement it’s just not for me) so I’m just trying to see is there many single men ?
Requirements
Beard
Tattoos
Micro p ( for the anal obv)
Banter
Taller than me
Likes a pint
Doesn’t take life too serious
Up for adventures
Is there anybody out there ?
"
*sounding crickets * |
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"Omg the title was supposed to be
The single men
Not
The single me.
Couldn’t even do that right lol are you getting a hape of messages
None
I’ve scared em off
"
No - Linden has scared us off
No beard or tats from me - DOH |
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By *urby93Man
over a year ago
tipperary |
"I’m searching for the Single Men
Unattached-Check
Footloose-Call me Kevin Bacon
Fancy Free-Check
Shiftin n drifting-Check
Most messages I get r from attached men (no judgement it’s just not for me) so I’m just trying to see is there many single men ?
Requirements
Beard-Check
Tattoos-Check
Micro p ( for the anal obv)-I'll let you decide
Banter-Check
Taller than me-Check (I think)
Likes a pint-Check
Doesn’t take life too serious-Check
Up for adventures-Check
Is there anybody out there ?
"
Arguably the most boxes ticked so far |
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By *indenMan
over a year ago
Naas which is South West of Dublin |
"Omg the title was supposed to be
The single men
Not
The single me.
Couldn’t even do that right lol are you getting a hape of messages
None
I’ve scared em off
No - Linden has scared us off
No beard or tats from me - DOH "
I bloody well hope I didn’t, I was kicked to touch much earlier in the thread…..
I’m scared too…… |
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"Omg the title was supposed to be
The single men
Not
The single me.
Couldn’t even do that right lol "
Lol pity the “copy cat” male who created the “The Attached Me” thread didn’t read this thread properly !! Stole your idea but also would seem he’s looking for Attached Men |
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By *indenMan
over a year ago
Naas which is South West of Dublin |
"I’m still scared……
Why babe
Scared of what
Burns…… 
Well considering u put mustard on ya dik I’m a bit lost "
Oh the mustard wasn’t the problem, the pot of boiling water I tried to put it in may have been though….. |
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