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By *og-Man OP Man
over a year ago
somewhere |
So for those that have a car that talks back to you when you give it instructions to make calls or navigation
Is it set up to talk in a male or female voice
I switched mine today after 3 years....sounds very weird as a bloke talking to me now instead of a female voice |
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Yup, just got this in the new car. Her name is Caroline and she is a boss bitch, bhahahaha.
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Unfortunately, she has an English accent and not a Northern Irish one. She doesn't argue, she just keeps telling me off all the time ffs  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've muted mine, cause I'd only end up arguing with her.
Never argue with a woman it gets you nowhere it's like pissing in the wind  "
It would quite literally get me nowhere, as she'd probably give me wrong directions out of spite...
Arguing with sat nav, and I wonder why I'm single  |
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By *indenMan
over a year ago
Naas which is South West of Dublin |
"I've muted mine, cause I'd only end up arguing with her.
Because you know she's right  "
Man - I’m leaving you!
Woman - is it because I think I know everything?
Man - yes!!
Woman- I knew it!!!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've muted mine, cause I'd only end up arguing with her.
Never argue with a woman it gets you nowhere it's like pissing in the wind
It would quite literally get me nowhere, as she'd probably give me wrong directions out of spite...
Arguing with sat nav, and I wonder why I'm single "
But you've a great sense of humour.. that's all that matters |
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By *og-Man OP Man
over a year ago
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"Yup, just got this in the new car. Her name is Caroline and she is a boss bitch, bhahahaha.
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Unfortunately, she has an English accent and not a Northern Irish one. She doesn't argue, she just keeps telling me off all the time ffs "
I can't believe you named her...brilliant |
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By *indenMan
over a year ago
Naas which is South West of Dublin |
"Yup, just got this in the new car. Her name is Caroline and she is a boss bitch, bhahahaha.
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Unfortunately, she has an English accent and not a Northern Irish one. She doesn't argue, she just keeps telling me off all the time ffs
I can't believe you named her...brilliant "
I’ve just named mine “Brilliant” after reading that, thanks Bog…. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Yup, just got this in the new car. Her name is Caroline and she is a boss bitch, bhahahaha.
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Unfortunately, she has an English accent and not a Northern Irish one. She doesn't argue, she just keeps telling me off all the time ffs "
I never minded getting told off by my English girlfriend... She had a sexy accent.
*Cries self to sleep*  |
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"Yup, just got this in the new car. Her name is Caroline and she is a boss bitch, bhahahaha.
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Unfortunately, she has an English accent and not a Northern Irish one. She doesn't argue, she just keeps telling me off all the time ffs
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I can't believe you named her...brilliant "
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I did indeed. Named her after the dear friend who took the painful 8 hours round trip drive with me to get the car, literally from the edge of the country.
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Now I have two ladies who keep telling me off all the time. Her in the car and Emily who lives in Google Maps on my phone |
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"Yup, just got this in the new car. Her name is Caroline and she is a boss bitch, bhahahaha.
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Unfortunately, she has an English accent and not a Northern Irish one. She doesn't argue, she just keeps telling me off all the time ffs
I never minded getting told off by my English girlfriend... She had a sexy accent.
*Cries self to sleep* "
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I respectfully disagree. Being told off by a Northern Irish accent is far more sexy.  |
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By *og-Man OP Man
over a year ago
somewhere |
"Yup, just got this in the new car. Her name is Caroline and she is a boss bitch, bhahahaha.
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Unfortunately, she has an English accent and not a Northern Irish one. She doesn't argue, she just keeps telling me off all the time ffs
I never minded getting told off by my English girlfriend... She had a sexy accent.
*Cries self to sleep*
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I respectfully disagree. Being told off by a Northern Irish accent is far more sexy. "
Its the way they say " wee" in every sentence |
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" ...... Unfortunately, she has an English accent and not a Northern Irish one. She doesn't argue, she just keeps telling me off all the time ffs
I never minded getting told off by my English girlfriend... She had a sexy accent.
*Cries self to sleep*
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I respectfully disagree. Being told off by a Northern Irish accent is far more sexy.
Its the way they say " wee" in every sentence "
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Bhahahahaha, I've literally used this exact phrase in DaChurch group earlier today. "Wee in every sentence" |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Yup, just got this in the new car. Her name is Caroline and she is a boss bitch, bhahahaha.
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Unfortunately, she has an English accent and not a Northern Irish one. She doesn't argue, she just keeps telling me off all the time ffs
I never minded getting told off by my English girlfriend... She had a sexy accent.
*Cries self to sleep*
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I respectfully disagree. Being told off by a Northern Irish accent is far more sexy. "
Not when you have one... It's like having your mother give off to you |
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By *anther PurrrsWoman
over a year ago
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" ...... Unfortunately, she has an English accent and not a Northern Irish one. She doesn't argue, she just keeps telling me off all the time ffs
I never minded getting told off by my English girlfriend... She had a sexy accent.
*Cries self to sleep*
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I respectfully disagree. Being told off by a Northern Irish accent is far more sexy.
Its the way they say " wee" in every sentence
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Bhahahahaha, I've literally used this exact phrase in DaChurch group earlier today. "Wee in every sentence" "
That’s soo NOT true….  lmao |
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Few weeks back I changed the voice on our Google speaker from female to male, just for a change. But I didn't tell Mrs.
Scarred the hell out of her the first time it started talking when she was in the other room  |
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By *og-Man OP Man
over a year ago
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"Few weeks back I changed the voice on our Google speaker from female to male, just for a change. But I didn't tell Mrs.
Scarred the hell out of her the first time it started talking when she was in the other room "
This is brilliant
I wonder could you change it to a celebrity
Can you imagine Morgan Freeman giving you directions or playing spotify |
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Years ago there used to be software that allowed you to change the settings on Garmin satnavs.
I changed the voice to Stewy from Family Guy despite never having seen the show just because it was hilarious and told me I was a fucking idiot if it had to recalulate.
Then I changed it to Ian Paisley and Gerry Adams which was funny for all sorts of different reasons and freaked out any passengers in the car. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Years ago there used to be software that allowed you to change the settings on Garmin satnavs.
I changed the voice to Stewy from Family Guy despite never having seen the show just because it was hilarious and told me I was a fucking idiot if it had to recalulate.
Then I changed it to Ian Paisley and Gerry Adams which was funny for all sorts of different reasons and freaked out any passengers in the car. "
"I can neither confirm nor deny allegations that this is the destination you require" |
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By *og-Man OP Man
over a year ago
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"Years ago there used to be software that allowed you to change the settings on Garmin satnavs.
I changed the voice to Stewy from Family Guy despite never having seen the show just because it was hilarious and told me I was a fucking idiot if it had to recalulate.
Then I changed it to Ian Paisley and Gerry Adams which was funny for all sorts of different reasons and freaked out any passengers in the car. "
Trying to get down the Garavaghy road would have been interesting. |
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"Years ago there used to be software that allowed you to change the settings on Garmin satnavs.
I changed the voice to Stewy from Family Guy despite never having seen the show just because it was hilarious and told me I was a fucking idiot if it had to recalulate.
Then I changed it to Ian Paisley and Gerry Adams which was funny for all sorts of different reasons and freaked out any passengers in the car.
Trying to get down the Garavaghy road would have been interesting."
There were two versions of Paisley and Adams. The free one I used and another which as far as I remember cost a tenner and had them fucking and blinding at each junction. |
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By *og-Man OP Man
over a year ago
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"I believe there's an Alan Partridge one available
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Naaaah, I would want Nigella Lawson giving me directions. Imagine how long that drive is gonna be, "
You'd be beating that mixture for a very long time |
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" ...... Unfortunately, she has an English accent and not a Northern Irish one. She doesn't argue, she just keeps telling me off all the time ffs
I never minded getting told off by my English girlfriend... She had a sexy accent.
*Cries self to sleep*
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I respectfully disagree. Being told off by a Northern Irish accent is far more sexy.
Its the way they say " wee" in every sentence
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Bhahahahaha, I've literally used this exact phrase in DaChurch group earlier today. "Wee in every sentence"
That’s soo NOT true…. lmao "
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All right, all right Noted. In Tyrone, they don't use weeeeeee in every sentence.
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Note to self: Don't go to Tyrone |
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"I believe there's an Alan Partridge one available
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Naaaah, I would want Nigella Lawson giving me directions. Imagine how long that drive is gonna be,
You'd be beating that mixture for a very long time "
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I would happily sit in the car taking those Nigella instructions for as long as it takes really. I might even put a GIF of her whipping some cream or something  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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" ...... Unfortunately, she has an English accent and not a Northern Irish one. She doesn't argue, she just keeps telling me off all the time ffs
I never minded getting told off by my English girlfriend... She had a sexy accent.
*Cries self to sleep*
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I respectfully disagree. Being told off by a Northern Irish accent is far more sexy.
Its the way they say " wee" in every sentence
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Bhahahahaha, I've literally used this exact phrase in DaChurch group earlier today. "Wee in every sentence"
That’s soo NOT true…. lmao
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All right, all right Noted. In Tyrone, they don't use weeeeeee in every sentence.
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Note to self: Don't go to Tyrone "
A generally good rule of thumb for life
Just take a wee detour up the wee road to Durry |
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"I've got the female voice on mine but I've told her it she gives me any cheek ill be muting her and upgrading to the newer model
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No she didn't but I have noticed that when the signal goes weak, he accent changes to a more American accent and she sounds like she has cotton buds shoved up her nostrils
So did she give you any cheek after that ? "
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