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What animal are you?

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By *electableicecream OP Man over a year ago

The West

Do you make noise when you cum?

Are you lithe or muscular?

Hunter or prey?

Do you pounce or lure?

What kind of animal are you in life's great mating ritual?

*All responses to be read in Attenborough's voice

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By *aptain Caveman41Man over a year ago

Home

Koala bear

Deadly but cute as fuck.

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By *hris 1000200Man over a year ago

kells

"Panda",eats shoots and leaves

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By *indenMan over a year ago

Naas which is South West of Dublin

I think I might be a raccoon….

Dark circles under eyes,

eats junk,

small and curvy,

stays up all night,

cute but will fight.

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By *s louWoman over a year ago

Enniskillen

"I think I might be a raccoon….

Dark circles under eyes,

eats junk,

small and curvy,

stays up all night,

cute but will fight."

Makes 2 of us

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By *ilverjayMan over a year ago

Meath

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By *ilverjayMan over a year ago

Meath

Think I'm extinct

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By *electableicecream OP Man over a year ago

The West

"Think I'm extinct"

Triassic, Jurassic or Cretaceous?

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By *rmrs1234Couple over a year ago

Waterford

I veer between a terrier and an exhausted pigeon

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By *otownkid1967Man over a year ago

Portlaoise

Dinosaur

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By *OCONO5Couple over a year ago

Sensual Center

Mr :

Parrot..fond of chatting and can stand on one leg

And No I can't fly

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A dodo

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A rabbit

Looks innocent and cute

Endless amount of energy

Makes good prey

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By *ilverjayMan over a year ago

Meath

"Think I'm extinct

Triassic, Jurassic or Cretaceous?

Gone over my head.

I'm just a bone

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Cuckoo as I like to lay in everyone else’s nest..!!!

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By *electableicecream OP Man over a year ago

The West

*Witness this incredible gathering of nature's finest pervs. A veritable bonanza of horny ridebags each with its own unique mating ritual.

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By *he_Secret_GardenWoman over a year ago

Naughty Lane

I'm a hedgehog

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By *he_Secret_GardenWoman over a year ago

Naughty Lane

"I think I might be a raccoon….

Dark circles under eyes,

eats junk,

small and curvy,

stays up all night,

cute but will fight."

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By *og-ManMan over a year ago

somewhere

I'm a bear .....sometimes Grizzly but mainly winnie the poo

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By *astelloWoman over a year ago

Far far away

Im a cat, lure you in with cuteness but I'll eat you when you die.

Im famous on tiktok, mainly for slapping big hounds away.

Rub my belly and I'll purr though.

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By *on Juan the MADridMan over a year ago

Lisbon/ North England/ Wales/ Madrid/

Lynx ( bobcat )

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'll let you tell me? Be nice

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By *electableicecream OP Man over a year ago

The West

"Im a cat, lure you in with cuteness but I'll eat you when you die. "

Round of applause

Beware the kitty

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Im a cat, lure you in with cuteness but I'll eat you when you die.

Round of applause

Beware the kitty"

Oh fuck lol I'm not that bad

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By *astelloWoman over a year ago

Far far away

Meow

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By *ogladyWoman over a year ago

The bog

At this moment I'm a sloth..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’d say I’m a Rooster. Cock always crowing early

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"At this moment I'm a sloth.."

What's a sloth? As I do say to my kids if I don't know ask? I've never heard sorry bog lady

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By *amsevenMan over a year ago

cork

I'm one those dogs who trotts over and just as you are about to pet him he walks off to sniff his own balls

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By *electableicecream OP Man over a year ago

The West

*As the animal nature of homosapiens reveals itself, behold the beautiful variety that nature provides.

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By *aid backMan over a year ago

by a lake with my rod out

"Koala bear

Deadly but cute as fuck."

And probably has chlamydia. ( a really high percentage of koala bears have chlamydia)

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By *he zephyrCouple over a year ago

The Sol

Rubs is a butterfly, flitting happily about, bright and colourful and led by her senses. dormant in winter

MrZ is a trapdoor spider, all hairy and long limbed and you wouldnt know he was there, until BOOM you are hunted lol!!!

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By *he zephyrCouple over a year ago

The Sol

"Rubs is a butterfly, flitting happily about, bright and colourful and led by her senses. dormant in winter

MrZ is a black panther, sleek & long limbed and you wouldnt know he was there, until BOOM you are hunted!!!

Edited

cos spiders are scary not sexy

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By *eijaWoman over a year ago

City Centre

Definitely a giraffe

Very long legs and gammy knees

B x

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By *eralt80Man over a year ago

cork

The snow leopard, shy and reclusive and difficult to spot in the wild yet majestic to behold

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By *eralt80Man over a year ago

cork

Rubs is a butterfly, flitting happily about, bright and colourful and led by her senses. dormant in winter

MrZ is a black panther, sleek & long limbed and you wouldnt know he was there, until BOOM you are hunted!!!

Edited

cos spiders are scary not sexy

Wakanda forever!!!

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By *he_Secret_GardenWoman over a year ago

Naughty Lane

"I'm one those dogs who trotts over and just as you are about to pet him he walks off to sniff his own balls

had a great laugh reading this

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By *atherjackhackettMan over a year ago

Tipperary

I'm a penguin but identify as a meerkat

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By *indenMan over a year ago

Naas which is South West of Dublin

"Definitely a giraffe

Very long legs and gammy knees

B x"

Can you lick your own ears too?

Just wondering…….

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By *eijaWoman over a year ago

City Centre

"Definitely a giraffe

Very long legs and gammy knees

B x

Can you lick your own ears too?

Just wondering…….

No but I could lick yours

B x

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By *anther PurrrsWoman over a year ago

the Shadows Purrring or Roaring

I think I live up to my user name, I hunt and can be quite primal and defo vocal with the right person

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By *indenMan over a year ago

Naas which is South West of Dublin

"Definitely a giraffe

Very long legs and gammy knees

B x

Can you lick your own ears too?

Just wondering…….

No but I could lick yours

B x"

As good a place to start as any I suppose…..

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By *adger BrocMan over a year ago

Co. Cork

Badger

Much maligned......but ever persistent

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By * la carteCouple over a year ago

Dublin

I'm a pink fairy armadillo - elusive, antisocial and need a lot of sleep

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By *uteirishaWoman over a year ago

ghost town

"*As the animal nature of homosapiens reveals itself, behold the beautiful variety that nature provides."

Once thought to be extinct. This creature has resurfaced from the den of vanilla domestication...somewhat intimidated yet surprisingly ready to pounce on unsuspecting prey...there's hunger in her eyes

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By *ildarekinkstersCouple over a year ago

kinkytown

I'm a wild boar (bad tempered animal) Dee is a sloth as that's her spirit animal. She even named her favourite sex position as sloth mode

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By *elle xWoman over a year ago

Doire Theas

Red panda

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