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By *om Tango OP Man
over a year ago
aughnacloy monaghan area |
Seen on a female’s profile yesterday the following “Men will fuck anything” Got me thinking a bit which normally gets me in trouble but I’m the kinda cunt that doesn’t care who I offend. Right women think men will fuck anything, but aren’t yous the gender that uses cucumber,carrots, tv remotes,water bottles, corn in the cob, 14 different toys to masturbate. Seems to me everyone is violating horny. Not just men |
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By *om Tango OP Man
over a year ago
aughnacloy monaghan area |
"Did you allow for windage and elevation before pulling the trigger or just flip it to semi and hope for the best? "
Went with semi to save on bullet use. No point spraying the place with bullets and only hitting one or 2 and finding myself out of bullets for the next target. |
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By *om Tango OP Man
over a year ago
aughnacloy monaghan area |
"Awww that’s a shame I love men
Ye get a hard time on here
If anyone needs a bosom to catch their tears hmu "
Thanks for the offer but I’ll give it a pass honey. Don’t think your my type. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Man gets whingey in hopes that he’ll get fucked…
I’ve seen this one before 
As an aside, I’ve seen men fuck themselves with all those things too…I need to stop going down porn rabbit holes  "
Haven’t we all, but just before world war 3 breaks out I’m off to Tesco’s to get some time out bars. Aughnacloy op can’t imagine there’s much just off you getting your leg over in that part of the country. Something tells me there’s even less chance now! Lol  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Some men will fuck nearly anything
Some women will fuck nearly anything
Nothing to see here
But he wouldn’t fuk me lol "
Clearly he’s more into men than woman. I’m always available to console you, just give me the wink! |
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By *s louWoman
over a year ago
Enniskillen |
"but aren’t yous the gender that uses cucumber,carrots, tv remotes,water bottles, corn in the cob, 14 different toys to masturbate. Seems to me everyone is violating horny. Not just men"
Can't say I've ever used a cucumber, carrot, TV remote, water bottle, corn on the cob or 14 different toys to masturbate. Maybe I'm missing out  |
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By *XlalaXXWoman
over a year ago
tipperary |
"but aren’t yous the gender that uses cucumber,carrots, tv remotes,water bottles, corn in the cob, 14 different toys to masturbate. Seems to me everyone is violating horny. Not just men
Can't say I've ever used a cucumber, carrot, TV remote, water bottle, corn on the cob or 14 different toys to masturbate. Maybe I'm missing out "
try it all at the same time |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Some men will fuck nearly anything
Some women will fuck nearly anything
Nothing to see here
But he wouldn’t fuk me lol "
You're too busy with the vegetable aisle at Tesco's |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"but aren’t yous the gender that uses cucumber,carrots, tv remotes,water bottles, corn in the cob, 14 different toys to masturbate. Seems to me everyone is violating horny. Not just men
Can't say I've ever used a cucumber, carrot, TV remote, water bottle, corn on the cob or 14 different toys to masturbate. Maybe I'm missing out "
With a figure like yours Ms Lou why would you need to masturbate. There’s probably a line of guys forming somewhere at the moment waiting to get they’re hands on you!   |
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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago
on the hill NordWest of |
Although there's a fair amount of dispute potential in the 'men fuck anything', I think though you fetched the wrong angle for this argument.
Imo the more interesting aspect is the arrogance in saying so that not only judges men but also classifies the 'anything' as inferior. What criteria exactly apply to be in the 'anything' category I don't know. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Look on the bright side ladies, with an array of different vegetables of different shapes and size being used for masturbating at least you’re all getting your 5 a day! Lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Some men will fuck nearly anything
Some women will fuck nearly anything
Nothing to see here
But he wouldn’t fuk me lol
You're too busy with the vegetable aisle at Tesco's "
Having way too many visions of women in the vegetable aisle of Tesco’s. Don’t think I’ll ever feel the same way about carrots again. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Some men will fuck nearly anything
Some women will fuck nearly anything
Nothing to see here
But he wouldn’t fuk me lol
You're too busy with the vegetable aisle at Tesco's
Having way too many visions of women in the vegetable aisle of Tesco’s. Don’t think I’ll ever feel the same way about carrots again. "
Fresh or frozen? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"but aren’t yous the gender that uses cucumber,carrots, tv remotes,water bottles, corn in the cob, 14 different toys to masturbate. Seems to me everyone is violating horny. Not just men
Can't say I've ever used a cucumber, carrot, TV remote, water bottle, corn on the cob or 14 different toys to masturbate. Maybe I'm missing out "
I imagine corn on the cob might be interested. Ribbed for her pleasure and all... |
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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago
on the hill NordWest of |
"Some men will fuck nearly anything
Some women will fuck nearly anything
Nothing to see here
But he wouldn’t fuk me lol
You're too busy with the vegetable aisle at Tesco's
Having way too many visions of women in the vegetable aisle of Tesco’s. Don’t think I’ll ever feel the same way about carrots again.
Fresh or frozen?"
Fresh and organic with knobbly bits, frozen carrots loose their consistency. |
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By *s louWoman
over a year ago
Enniskillen |
"but aren’t yous the gender that uses cucumber,carrots, tv remotes,water bottles, corn in the cob, 14 different toys to masturbate. Seems to me everyone is violating horny. Not just men
Can't say I've ever used a cucumber, carrot, TV remote, water bottle, corn on the cob or 14 different toys to masturbate. Maybe I'm missing out
I imagine corn on the cob might be interested. Ribbed for her pleasure and all..."
*runs to Tesco |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The difficulty here is with the word 'anything'.
Surely the right word for those status updates is 'anyone'?
I think this would solve a lot of confusion and hurt feelings."
In all fairness, I would fuck anything... I don't like to discriminate against non-sentient beings. That's why I dated a girl from Sligo  |
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"The difficulty here is with the word 'anything'.
Surely the right word for those status updates is 'anyone'?
I think this would solve a lot of confusion and hurt feelings."
Did vegetables just become sentient |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The difficulty here is with the word 'anything'.
Surely the right word for those status updates is 'anyone'?
I think this would solve a lot of confusion and hurt feelings."
Nah, I think it's that people want to feel special |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The difficulty here is with the word 'anything'.
Surely the right word for those status updates is 'anyone'?
I think this would solve a lot of confusion and hurt feelings.
Did vegetables just become sentient "
My aubergines and courgettes have an awful habit of arguing with me |
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I mean arguably I would get up on a cracked plate in a tight spot but when it comes to people I just find myself being a little more choosy.
Am I objectifying objects and treating them like... objects? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I mean arguably I would get up on a cracked plate in a tight spot but when it comes to people I just find myself being a little more choosy.
Am I objectifying objects and treating them like... objects?"
Oh my god... I thought this was a safe space for objects  |
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I wouldn’t call this thread “shots fired”
In reality it’s a single self inflicted shot to the head….
Best of luck OP, looking forward to an inevitable “it’s so tough to get meets here” thread in a few weeks |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I wouldn’t call this thread “shots fired”
In reality it’s a single self inflicted shot to the head….
Best of luck OP, looking forward to an inevitable “it’s so tough to get meets here” thread in a few weeks"
And, how does one "violate" horny? |
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Seen on a female’s profile yesterday the following “Men will fuck anything” Got me thinking a bit which normally gets me in trouble but I’m the kinda cunt that doesn’t care who I offend. Right women think men will fuck anything, but aren’t yous the gender that uses cucumber,carrots, tv remotes,water bottles, corn in the cob, 14 different toys to masturbate. Seems to me everyone is violating horny. Not just men
OP you forgot to add a galaxy ripple bar to the list it’s the perfect dessert to share! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Seen on a female’s profile yesterday the following “Men will fuck anything” Got me thinking a bit which normally gets me in trouble but I’m the kinda cunt that doesn’t care who I offend. Right women think men will fuck anything, but aren’t yous the gender that uses cucumber,carrots, tv remotes,water bottles, corn in the cob, 14 different toys to masturbate. Seems to me everyone is violating horny. Not just men
OP you forgot to add a galaxy ripple bar to the list it’s the perfect dessert to share! "
I'm gonna have to go old skool and say the KitKat is where it's at |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Seen on a female’s profile yesterday the following “Men will fuck anything” Got me thinking a bit which normally gets me in trouble but I’m the kinda cunt that doesn’t care who I offend. Right women think men will fuck anything, but aren’t yous the gender that uses cucumber,carrots, tv remotes,water bottles, corn in the cob, 14 different toys to masturbate. Seems to me everyone is violating horny. Not just men
OP you forgot to add a galaxy ripple bar to the list it’s the perfect dessert to share!
I'm gonna have to go old skool and say the KitKat is where it's at "
Surely Mars is the best option, since that's where men are from |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Seen on a female’s profile yesterday the following “Men will fuck anything” Got me thinking a bit which normally gets me in trouble but I’m the kinda cunt that doesn’t care who I offend. Right women think men will fuck anything, but aren’t yous the gender that uses cucumber,carrots, tv remotes,water bottles, corn in the cob, 14 different toys to masturbate. Seems to me everyone is violating horny. Not just men
OP you forgot to add a galaxy ripple bar to the list it’s the perfect dessert to share!
I'm gonna have to go old skool and say the KitKat is where it's at
Surely Mars is the best option, since that's where men are from "
Ba doom tish |
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By *ohng69Man
over a year ago
athenry |
"Seen on a female’s profile yesterday the following “Men will fuck anything” Got me thinking a bit which normally gets me in trouble but I’m the kinda cunt that doesn’t care who I offend. Right women think men will fuck anything, but aren’t yous the gender that uses cucumber,carrots, tv remotes,water bottles, corn in the cob, 14 different toys to masturbate. Seems to me everyone is violating horny. Not just men
OP you forgot to add a galaxy ripple bar to the list it’s the perfect dessert to share!
I'm gonna have to go old skool and say the KitKat is where it's at "
she can take 4 fingers at a time |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I know a girl called twix.
While she's sucking you she rams 2 fingers in your ass just when you're about to cum  "
Is she busy this weekend?
(Asking for a friend, like) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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" Were been treated like pieces of meat on here.we have feeling too..down with this type of thing... "
Exactly... I'm tired of women seeing me as just a thick dick in a pair of pink trousers |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My inbox is flooded with vulgar messages from household objects now.
Just had a colander offer to drain me."
Some cheeky whisk contacted me, trying to stir me into a frenzy |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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" Were been treated like pieces of meat on here.we have feeling too..down with this type of thing...
Exactly... I'm tired of women seeing me as just a thick dick in a pair of pink trousers "
Had to look...LOVE the trousers! |
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"but aren’t yous the gender that uses cucumber,carrots, tv remotes,water bottles, corn in the cob, 14 different toys to masturbate. Seems to me everyone is violating horny. Not just men
Can't say I've ever used a cucumber, carrot, TV remote, water bottle, corn on the cob or 14 different toys to masturbate. Maybe I'm missing out "
Prud |
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"Although there's a fair amount of dispute potential in the 'men fuck anything', I think though you fetched the wrong angle for this argument.
Imo the more interesting aspect is the arrogance in saying so that not only judges men but also classifies the 'anything' as inferior. What criteria exactly apply to be in the 'anything' category I don't know. "
Thats the beauty ... no criteria... you just have to be ! |
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"Seen on a female’s profile yesterday the following “Men will fuck anything” Got me thinking a bit which normally gets me in trouble but I’m the kinda cunt that doesn’t care who I offend. Right women think men will fuck anything, but aren’t yous the gender that uses cucumber,carrots, tv remotes,water bottles, corn in the cob, 14 different toys to masturbate. Seems to me everyone is violating horny. Not just men
OP you forgot to add a galaxy ripple bar to the list it’s the perfect dessert to share!
I'm gonna have to go old skool and say the KitKat is where it's at "
Thats why you always go for 2 fingers ... one in pink .... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Some men will fuck nearly anything
Some women will fuck nearly anything
Nothing to see here
But he wouldn’t fuk me lol
You're too busy with the vegetable aisle at Tesco's
Having way too many visions of women in the vegetable aisle of Tesco’s. Don’t think I’ll ever feel the same way about carrots again.
Fresh or frozen?"
Something tells me the veg would be pretty stiff fresh or frozen. Don’t think it really matters! Do you? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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It's the likes of this post gives the genuine guy a bad name
Just no talking to some !!!!!!
How does another blokes post give anyone else a bad name
Well some might assume all guys are like this or have this attitude
When clearly its the complete opp8 |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"but aren’t yous the gender that uses cucumber,carrots, tv remotes,water bottles, corn in the cob, 14 different toys to masturbate. Seems to me everyone is violating horny. Not just men
Can't say I've ever used a cucumber, carrot, TV remote, water bottle, corn on the cob or 14 different toys to masturbate. Maybe I'm missing out
I imagine corn on the cob might be interested. Ribbed for her pleasure and all...
*runs to Tesco "
Pick me up some time out bars while you’re there please. I’ll be ever so grateful when you get back. |
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"It's the likes of this post gives the genuine guy a bad name
Just no talking to some !!!!!!
How does another blokes post give anyone else a bad name
Well some might assume all guys are like this or have this attitude
When clearly its the complete opp8"
Genuine women and couples don't tar everyone with the same brush though.
They're usually smart enough to tell the difference. |
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"It's the likes of this post gives the genuine guy a bad name
Just no talking to some !!!!!!
How does another blokes post give anyone else a bad name
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You really really love asking that question don't ya ?? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I find it somewhat disheartening and confusing nobody has tried to change the subject here. Surely all this talk will lead to an upturn in veg sales and eventually a world shortage. Eat them to defeat them is what I say! |
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"Genuine women and couples don't tar everyone with the same brush though.
They're usually smart enough to tell the difference. "
Nonsense. Genuine people are just as likely to be gobshites as anyone else lol |
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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago
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"It's the likes of this post gives the genuine guy a bad name
Just no talking to some !!!!!!
How does another blokes post give anyone else a bad name
You really really love asking that question don't ya ?? "
I know I mean I'm more than capable of giving myself a bad name and don't need any help in that regards .....do bloke that have fantastic mickeys and are great up bed give us genuine guys a good name |
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"Genuine women and couples don't tar everyone with the same brush though.
They're usually smart enough to tell the difference.
Nonsense. Genuine people are just as likely to be gobshites as anyone else lol"
I agree. It was an ironic use of the word genuine. |
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"Genuine women and couples don't tar everyone with the same brush though.
They're usually smart enough to tell the difference.
Nonsense. Genuine people are just as likely to be gobshites as anyone else lol
I agree. It was an ironic use of the word genuine."
Sorry my irony detector was a bit off there! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Genuine women and couples don't tar everyone with the same brush though.
They're usually smart enough to tell the difference.
Nonsense. Genuine people are just as likely to be gobshites as anyone else lol"
I can vouch for this. I'm as genuine a gobshite they come |
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"It's the likes of this post gives the genuine guy a bad name
Just no talking to some !!!!!!
How does another blokes post give anyone else a bad name
You really really love asking that question don't ya ??
I know I mean I'm more than capable of giving myself a bad name and don't need any help in that regards .....do bloke that have fantastic mickeys and are great up bed give us genuine guys a good name "
Absolutells |
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By *s louWoman
over a year ago
Enniskillen |
"but aren’t yous the gender that uses cucumber,carrots, tv remotes,water bottles, corn in the cob, 14 different toys to masturbate. Seems to me everyone is violating horny. Not just men
Can't say I've ever used a cucumber, carrot, TV remote, water bottle, corn on the cob or 14 different toys to masturbate. Maybe I'm missing out
I imagine corn on the cob might be interested. Ribbed for her pleasure and all...
*runs to Tesco
Pick me up some time out bars while you’re there please. I’ll be ever so grateful when you get back. "
How grateful....justbso I know how many packs to bring back |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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aren’t yous the gender that uses cucumber,carrots, tv remotes,water bottles, corn in the cob, 14 different toys to masturbate
Sounds like an extra verse in the Jumbo Breakfast Roll song |
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By *andytownMan
over a year ago
Gods Own Country |
"Seen on a female’s profile yesterday the following “Men will fuck anything” Got me thinking a bit which normally gets me in trouble but I’m the kinda cunt that doesn’t care who I offend. Right women think men will fuck anything, but aren’t yous the gender that uses cucumber,carrots, tv remotes,water bottles, corn in the cob, 14 different toys to masturbate. Seems to me everyone is violating horny. Not just men"
Aughnacloy says it all |
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"Seen on a female’s profile yesterday the following “Men will fuck anything” Got me thinking a bit which normally gets me in trouble but I’m the kinda cunt that doesn’t care who I offend. Right women think men will fuck anything, but aren’t yous the gender that uses cucumber,carrots, tv remotes,water bottles, corn in the cob, 14 different toys to masturbate. Seems to me everyone is violating horny. Not just men"
Is gender not a social construct |
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"Seen on a female’s profile yesterday the following “Men will fuck anything” Got me thinking a bit which normally gets me in trouble but I’m the kinda cunt that doesn’t care who I offend. Right women think men will fuck anything, but aren’t yous the gender that uses cucumber,carrots, tv remotes,water bottles, corn in the cob, 14 different toys to masturbate. Seems to me everyone is violating horny. Not just men
Is gender not a social construct "
Isn't gender often used as or in place or sex ? |
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"Seen on a female’s profile yesterday the following “Men will fuck anything” Got me thinking a bit which normally gets me in trouble but I’m the kinda cunt that doesn’t care who I offend. Right women think men will fuck anything, but aren’t yous the gender that uses cucumber,carrots, tv remotes,water bottles, corn in the cob, 14 different toys to masturbate. Seems to me everyone is violating horny. Not just men
Is gender not a social construct
Isn't gender often used as or in place or sex ? "
Yes it's often misinterpreted as that |
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By *panishRebelMan
over a year ago
Alicante Spain, and Cork City Ireland |
"Some men will fuck nearly anything
Some women will fuck nearly anything
Nothing to see here
But he wouldn’t fuk me lol "
I think he might be I the minority.
I'm definitely on the other side anyway. |
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By *panishRebelMan
over a year ago
Alicante Spain, and Cork City Ireland |
"I know a girl called twix.
While she's sucking you she rams 2 fingers in your ass just when you're about to cum has she a sister called kit kat?"
I heard she has a cousin called snickers |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I know a girl called twix.
While she's sucking you she rams 2 fingers in your ass just when you're about to cum has she a sister called kit kat?
I heard she has a cousin called snickers"
It'll always be Marathon in my heart |
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"Awww that’s a shame I love men
Ye get a hard time on here
If anyone needs a bosom to catch their tears hmu "
I doubt we'd cry on those amazing boobs, but we might have to share the chosen objects |
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