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Your worst lonely hearts ad
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By *asual777 OP Man
over a year ago
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Make it impossible for anyone in their right mind to reply…..
From the lounge
Guy in his mid 40s looking for a lady in her mid 40s to meet when it suits him and do what it suits him. Completely emotionally unavailable and not into foreplay |
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Couple here, seeking mid 20s female for Barry to use for his birthday.
Really give him the hottest, filthiest, sloppiest three and a half minutes of his life.
Must be okay with heights, enclosed spaces and leather.
If you want to cum too thats fine but it'll probably be in the taxi on the way home.
Everything will be recorded on webcams we wont point out to you.
Also you must bring snacks 
How could anyone refuse  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Late 40s male seeking woman to satisfy his needs whenever he chooses. Must be available at any hour of the day or night, and be prepared to do housework after he rolls over and goes to sleep. Couldn't care less if you had a good time.
Must also hate dogs.
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I think that one would win the "fuck no" competition  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Male seeking female for outside fun. Must be into taking risks and have own transportation. Married cheating wife’s to the front. "
See now, I can imagine a few who would respond to that. |
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"Male seeking female for outside fun. Must be into taking risks and have own transportation. Married cheating wife’s to the front.
See now, I can imagine a few who would respond to that. "
Was about to say the same  |
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By *om TangoMan
over a year ago
aughnacloy monaghan area |
"Male seeking female for outside fun. Must be into taking risks and have own transportation. Married cheating wife’s to the front.
See now, I can imagine a few who would respond to that.
Was about to say the same "
Wouldn’t think so. Don’t think any woman would be brave enough. |
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"Male seeking female for outside fun. Must be into taking risks and have own transportation. Married cheating wife’s to the front.
See now, I can imagine a few who would respond to that.
Was about to say the same
Wouldn’t think so. Don’t think any woman would be brave enough. "
You'd be suprised This is pretty much how i met Ann  (minus the cheating wife part) |
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I'm looking for a woman and I'm not fussy. If you have a heart beat that will probably do. My erectile disfunction isn't a problem for me so you can just do whatever you like. I don't do kissing or any of that stuff.
Mostly I just want someone to binge drink with until I pass out so please be a dear and clean up a bit on your way out. |
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Once read a lonely hearts advert in Irelands Own, where the gentleman was seeking preferable a Canadian lady in Donegal, who loves Country & Western music, Dolly Parton, and Milk.
Thought it was very oddly specific
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"Once read a lonely hearts advert in Irelands Own, where the gentleman was seeking preferable a Canadian lady in Donegal, who loves Country & Western music, Dolly Parton, and Milk.
Thought it was very oddly specific
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Semi skimmed or full fat? Leaves a lot open to interpretation. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Once read a lonely hearts advert in Irelands Own, where the gentleman was seeking preferable a Canadian lady in Donegal, who loves Country & Western music, Dolly Parton, and Milk.
Thought it was very oddly specific
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I really hope he found her! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Self obsessed narcissist seeks mute 6ft3 rugby lad to do odd jobs and service my needs regularly.
Manual handling and health and safety certs essential. "
See, I see that one getting responses too |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Please sleep with me.
Please. Pretty please. I'm so lonely. I haven't slept with anyone in a very long time.
Please do me the favor of having sex with me. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Male, comes from Eastern European nobility, enjoys the finer things in life (but not a fan of red wine). Not a morning person, prefer the nightlife. Looking for a full-blooded woman who enjoys vigorous necking. Must like bats. |
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