FabSwingers.com > Forums > Ireland > Worst opening line in a message
Worst opening line in a message
Jump to: Newest in thread
 |
By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
|
Just wondering what's people's worst opening line in a fab message from someone new? Personally I find lines like "cum suck my cock" a real turn off for starting a conversation!  |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"Just wondering what's people's worst opening line in a fab message from someone new? Personally I find lines like "cum suck my cock" a real turn off for starting a conversation! "
Well at least they could spell the word "come" correctly. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By *andytownMan
over a year ago
Gods Own Country |
"Do ya like Huey Lewis and the News?
Well do youse? 
Their early work was a little too new wave for my taste. But when Sports came out in 83, I think they really came into their own."
Bravo..... Must look back at them now  |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By *panishRebelMan
over a year ago
Alicante Spain, and Cork City Ireland |
"Do ya like Huey Lewis and the News?
Well do youse?
Their early work was a little too new wave for my taste. But when Sports came out in 83, I think they really came into their own."
Off topic
... But Carrot in a Box.... When you know you know.. Great moniker! |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
Quite unbelievable the brass balls on some folk
“cum suck my cock”
Not even to enquire if you had access to a vehicle or public transport?
No concern for dietary preferences.
But good that he had lots of flexibility in his diary that you could grant him this favour at any time of day or night.
Maybe you should have put him in contact with your local dyson stockist. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"I hate the "can I ask you a question?" Now this isn't just confined to the catfight guy. There's a few who do it and it can be bloody annoying. "
I too get that and I just ignore them of course. Funny thing is they ask if they can ask a question by asking a question |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"hi"
"how are you x"
"are you free"
"are you paying to much for car insurance? “
The list goes on, not much to engage on so you really need to either view their profile to ascertain is this going to be an intelligent conversation or?
For my last quote I simply couldn't resist replying" Phone 1890 222 222, 1890 ta to to to to to |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"I hate the "can I ask you a question?" Now this isn't just confined to the catfight guy. There's a few who do it and it can be bloody annoying.
I too get that and I just ignore them of course. Funny thing is they ask if they can ask a question by asking a question "
Strangely that's usually my thought too. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
".
?
...?
But my favourite one i don't fuck fat burds but id make an exception for you...
"
Aren’t you the lucky one! I hope you didn’t sprain anything in your haste to reply |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By *1CorkCouple
over a year ago
Cork |
“I know where you are”
We’ve had three messages to that effect with that first (and only) line tonight from creeps after we posted outdoor photos. Even if you do know, best not to be sending creepy messages. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
To be honest I never know what the right thing to say to a woman when I message them. I usually start off with hey how are you? Tell a bit about myself, I never send anything filthy in messages I’d love to get a woman’s opinion on this because I’m being kind and not rude. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"5.47 am . Just got a message from a random male profile “ Chat” .Why would some even bother sending that ffs?
Well, you sent me back a cock pic so I thought you liked it?  "
And then you regifted it to me! The nerve. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"5.47 am . Just got a message from a random male profile “ Chat” .Why would some even bother sending that ffs?
Well, you sent me back a cock pic so I thought you liked it?
And then you regifted it to me! The nerve. "
To be fair now, it was better looking than mine so what's a man to do? It's the fab way.  |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"5.47 am . Just got a message from a random male profile “ Chat” .Why would some even bother sending that ffs?
Well, you sent me back a cock pic so I thought you liked it?
And then you regifted it to me! The nerve.
To be fair now, it was better looking than mine so what's a man to do? It's the fab way. "
Ah ok. Very considerate of you to avoid causing trauma! |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"5.47 am . Just got a message from a random male profile “ Chat” .Why would some even bother sending that ffs?
Well, you sent me back a cock pic so I thought you liked it? "
What are you on ? You must be half asleep yet |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
|
So is this one particular guy or several guys that invite woman to participate in a catfight in a hotel? I have had several of these messages from different profiles. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"So is this one particular guy or several guys that invite woman to participate in a catfight in a hotel? I have had several of these messages from different profiles."
Catfight? What the hell!!!
Has people got nothing alse to than to make up weird fantasy shit |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"I'll give you the best blowjob of your life. You can put a bag on my head. You honestly won't know it's man.
I have had that, so annoying "
Can you confirm then that it really was the best blowjob of your life? |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
I usually start with hey, hi or hello then start with a conversation but these days I see that you’re not even allowed to start a conversation with hey, hi or hello. If anyone women have a way a guy should start a conversation with a woman please enlighten us. Thank you very much |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
You close to me, would you fancy a fuck!!
I get that the whole time.
Or would you like to fuck my throat!!!
Absolutely fabulous offers, but from the wrong sex!!!
All bloody guys  |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"You close to me, would you fancy a fuck!!
I get that the whole time.
Or would you like to fuck my throat!!!
Absolutely fabulous offers, but from the wrong sex!!!
All bloody guys "
ok but why not put a filter on blocking guys from messaging you if you dont want that type of attention from guys because lets it some guys on here will have sex with anyone regardless of who you are |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"Can we chat and see how it goes"
1. Captain obvious strikes his shot. Isn't that why people message in a first place - to see where it goes?
2. Hate chatting about chatting.
Zero conversations that ever started that way ever survived longer than 5 messages.
Missus |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"You close to me, would you fancy a fuck!!
I get that the whole time.
Or would you like to fuck my throat!!!
Absolutely fabulous offers, but from the wrong sex!!!
All bloody guys ok but why not put a filter on blocking guys from messaging you if you dont want that type of attention from guys because lets it some guys on here will have sex with anyone regardless of who you are"
Some guys might be looking for a guy to join them and their lady friend for a straight mfm.
I sometimes messaged a guy looking for them to join an ex lady friend and I for a mfm as you can see from my verifications. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
Ok this profile I usually get offers from guys which I politely decline.
On our couple profile, we often get, "have noticed we are close to one another" or "I am passing through your area".
Our thought usually is "Right, and what's your point?"
Another message her and I had recently was from a single guy account stating they are a couple but also have the single account and are in the same are as us now.
Ermmmm that's just a firm no, not happening. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
» Add a new message to this topic
all the rage 
