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What the weirdest place you unexpectedly got horny but you shouldn't have had?
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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago
somewhere |
Needed to have a examination once in hospital and asked would I mind if the student doctors had a look while it happened.
So strip off .....up on the table ....numbing gel injected down into my bladder via my penis followed by a camera and 2 litres of saline solution to expand my bladder via the camera tube
Was warned the gel would heat up like deep heat and possibly get an erection
So procedure finished ....camera and tubes removed then an erection that a cat couldn't scratch
Doctor squeezed my knob to give her time to position lots of absorbent towels all around me and then let go
It was like a feckin geyser going off
Full erection and 2 litres of saline solution going shooting up in the air while 6 students and a doctor were laughing their head off in fairness
I just gave up on the embarrassment...feck it what could I do
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By *panishRebelMan
over a year ago
Alicante Spain, and Cork City Ireland |
This isn't about me but a childhood memory. During confirmation, for some reason they walked both the girl and a boy in their getup down the centre towards the alter. She was a "lasher" "gorgeous" etc. He had a boner and was flying low. We all saw. Parents and friends aunts uncles the lot, including the priest, who just carried on as normal.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Doctors exam ,
Getting my testicles checked for ball cancer , he stops all of a sudden and says , "sorry sir, it's not normal to have an erection during this process!!", To which I replied"but I don't " and then he said "BUT I DO!!!!!" |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I got a Thai massage last week and got so turned on there was no hiding it from her under the towel lol"
I’ve had the same thing. Any masseuse is well used to that happening I’d say. It’s a nearly inevitable reaction, generally passes without comment  |
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It happens. There was a girl I used to visit regularly who I swear set out to make sure I got hard (it was a legit establishment and there was never any touching in inappropriate areas). I was once getting a massage and the old guy in the cubicle next to me obviously came in the middle of his massage from the sounds of apologies and giggling next door  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"At my desk in work, watching a video silently on here and had to exit swiftly to sort myself out "
taught you not work..only stay at home and take lovely photos…. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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As a teenager, riding buses were horrendous. The engine would always rumble through the cabin giving me a right stonker. My stop next was always panic stations. Oh well, hand in pocket keeping the old boy down. Bad enough navigating the bus with 2 hands let alone 1.
So glad I never lost my footing and land on someone. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I was so horny coming home from work yesterday morning that the feeling of my trousers brushing against my cock was making me hard ..
In Applegreen waiting to pay for my coffee…  |
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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago
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"As a teenager, riding buses were horrendous. The engine would always rumble through the cabin giving me a right stonker. My stop next was always panic stations. Oh well, hand in pocket keeping the old boy down. Bad enough navigating the bus with 2 hands let alone 1.
So glad I never lost my footing and land on someone. "
Sweet mother of God.....the exact same experience for me
The bloody bus into town used to drive down a street with so many potholes that you'd be bouncing around with an early morning horn trying to think of your granny dying to make it go down |
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Ohh a few places: getting tattoed pain is pleasure & all that jazz lol
Getting laser hair removal and she was absolutely stunning , it was tough!
A unbelievably good looking man in a sexy af suit at a funeral
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