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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Just wondering what excuses folk have heard for someone pulling out of a meet up last minute. I'll go first... Arranged to meet someone who was all up for it right up till she asked for a face pic which I gladly provided. Then suddenly she "couldn't make it" and had to go off down the country, which would of been fine had she not been dipping in and out of here and she never left the area she's from, she could of just been honest and said I wasn't her type. Yes I know im gonna get the "ah I'm moaning she didn't wanna meet" ect comments hahaha I'm not complaining, just asking whats the best excuses ye all have heard. Cheers  |
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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago
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The best excuse I heard was one I actually gave
Got locked into a car showroom when I went to look at a new car while driving to a meet....they left me there,and all went home an hour early as they forget I was in the premises
Had to cancel the meet with a stupid excuse because there's no way she'd believe the real reason
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The dead Granny always a classic
The tractor broke down bailing
Was going to be too tired for his golf next day
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After being with you Rosy, Golf should be the last thing on his mind  |
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"The dead Granny always a classic
The tractor broke down bailing
Was going to be too tired for his golf next day
After being with you Rosy, Golf should be the last thing on his mind "
Golf?
A great sing
Sinking one
A good grip on his shaft
washing his balls
Cumming on her tits
Wait, not sure the last one is a gold analogy… |
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"The dead Granny always a classic
The tractor broke down bailing
Was going to be too tired for his golf next day
After being with you Rosy, Golf should be the last thing on his mind
Golf?
A great swing
Sinking one
A good grip on his shaft
washing his balls
Cumming on her tits
Wait, not sure the last one is a gold analogy…"
Corrected that for me |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The best excuse I heard was one I actually gave
Got locked into a car showroom when I went to look at a new car while driving to a meet....they left me there,and all went home an hour early as they forget I was in the premises
Had to cancel the meet with a stupid excuse because there's no way she'd believe the real reason
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Did you buy the car? |
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"The best excuse I heard was one I actually gave
Got locked into a car showroom when I went to look at a new car while driving to a meet....they left me there,and all went home an hour early as they forget I was in the premises
Had to cancel the meet with a stupid excuse because there's no way she'd believe the real reason
Did you buy the car? "
And did u subsequently meet up with her?? |
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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago
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"The best excuse I heard was one I actually gave
Got locked into a car showroom when I went to look at a new car while driving to a meet....they left me there,and all went home an hour early as they forget I was in the premises
Had to cancel the meet with a stupid excuse because there's no way she'd believe the real reason
Did you buy the car?
And did u subsequently meet up with her??"
Yes and showed her the video I took to prove it |
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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago
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"The best excuse I heard was one I actually gave
Got locked into a car showroom when I went to look at a new car while driving to a meet....they left me there,and all went home an hour early as they forget I was in the premises
Had to cancel the meet with a stupid excuse because there's no way she'd believe the real reason
Did you buy the car? "
Believe it they emailed me to ask if I was still interested in it.....I said no funnily enough |
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The best excuse for anything we’ve had… A guy turned up, we went back to the room but his engine wasn’t working. Apparently his granny died the day before and he couldn’t stop thinking about her. The mood in the room after was, well very odd  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"The best excuse for anything we’ve had… A guy turned up, we went back to the room but his engine wasn’t working. Apparently his granny died the day before and he couldn’t stop thinking about her. The mood in the room after was, well very odd "
Just go back on fab and hire another mickey for free  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"The dead Granny always a classic
The tractor broke down bailing
Was going to be too tired for his golf next day
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hahaha that's brilliant.... I've heard all sorts but that tractor one got me haha |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"The best excuse for anything we’ve had… A guy turned up, we went back to the room but his engine wasn’t working. Apparently his granny died the day before and he couldn’t stop thinking about her. The mood in the room after was, well very odd "
omg are ya serious.... I shouldn't laugh but had I seen that I'd of been in bits giggling |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Day of meet, family member on death doors, post 2 hours later they posted on here looking a meet. Just be honest instead of wasting my time and money."
that's exactly it.... If they ain't interested why can't folk just say so and move on.
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"The best excuse for anything we’ve had… A guy turned up, we went back to the room but his engine wasn’t working. Apparently his granny died the day before and he couldn’t stop thinking about her. The mood in the room after was, well very odd "
Words fail me at times. Something to look back on and laugh but still at the time... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Has happened to me a lot ,,,,the latest even told I was cute but then she hasn’t answered any of my txts since"
at least ya got a your cute man hahaha. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"He got called into work last minute. Was only a social but we got the excuse shortly after he was told there wouldn't be any fun at said social. Haven't heard a thing from him since"
ah that absolutely sucks. I'm not one for the socials anyways but jesus he must of been something else if he only thought of one thing when it comes to them lol
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I’ve had one fun meet cancelled very late in the day….. like after I’d checked into the hotel late….
Migraine
Not the most imaginative "
I've had something similar before but not on here haha, she showed up and all and after a while had to go check on something and disappeared on me. On the upside the bed was so comfortable |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"The best excuse I heard was one I actually gave
Got locked into a car showroom when I went to look at a new car while driving to a meet....they left me there,and all went home an hour early as they forget I was in the premises
Had to cancel the meet with a stupid excuse because there's no way she'd believe the real reason
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hahahaha oh man I'd say that was some experience. I can imagine ya calling the workers to say hey let me out I've a meet to be at haha |
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"The best excuse for anything we’ve had… A guy turned up, we went back to the room but his engine wasn’t working. Apparently his granny died the day before and he couldn’t stop thinking about her. The mood in the room after was, well very odd
Words fail me at times. Something to look back on and laugh but still at the time..."
And the worst part was it was just at the moment he was attempting to mount Mrs from behind! We laugh now when we think about it, comedic stuff altogether |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"The best excuse for anything we’ve had… A guy turned up, we went back to the room but his engine wasn’t working. Apparently his granny died the day before and he couldn’t stop thinking about her. The mood in the room after was, well very odd
Words fail me at times. Something to look back on and laugh but still at the time...
And the worst part was it was just at the moment he was attempting to mount Mrs from behind! We laugh now when we think about it, comedic stuff altogether "
I can only imagine hahahaha. What I'd of given to of been a fly on the wall for that one |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Guy we had arranged a meet with on a couple's profile with my ex cancelled stating he had an accident and fucked his knee. Sent a picture of him supposedly in hospital.
Quick Google reverse search revealed he used a picture of a poor war veteran. Such people are the lowest of the lowest |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Guy we had arranged a meet with on a couple's profile with my ex cancelled stating he had an accident and fucked his knee. Sent a picture of him supposedly in hospital.
Quick Google reverse search revealed he used a picture of a poor war veteran. Such people are the lowest of the lowest "
oh wow.... That is the lowest of the low. |
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"The dead Granny always a classic
The tractor broke down bailing
Was going to be too tired for his golf next day
Honestly, the tractor really did break down while bailing and with rain in the forecast
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Guy we had arranged a meet with on a couple's profile with my ex cancelled stating he had an accident and fucked his knee. Sent a picture of him supposedly in hospital.
Quick Google reverse search revealed he used a picture of a poor war veteran. Such people are the lowest of the lowest "
That's disgusting shame on him .. one word .. KARMA |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"At least you get an excuse.. Worse to hear nothing.. You're no more the wiser, only time, money and effort wasted.
But in general.. Work.. And dogs. "
this comment right here . The not knowing would be the worse case, it's definitely on par with just lying to someone. Why can't folk just be honest regardless. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"“We couldn’t find a parking space”
Well jaysus of course, the price of parking is mental sure. You'd be better off catching the bus. "
haha must of been Dublin cuz jesus I get broke every single time I park up there haha |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"At least you get an excuse.. Worse to hear nothing.. You're no more the wiser, only time, money and effort wasted.
But in general.. Work.. And dogs. "
That happened to me heard nothing .. a few weeks later he messaged me asking how's things .. wtf .. yeah we don't chat anymore |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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One I’ve had was when we were sat on the bed having a chat the lady said
“You look very young, you look identical to my brother”
She knew what I looked like as id sent her a photo a few days before and we’d chatted for months but she just wasn’t my type at all. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"One I’ve had was when we were sat on the bed having a chat the lady said
“You look very young, you look identical to my brother”
She knew what I looked like as id sent her a photo a few days before and we’d chatted for months but she just wasn’t my type at all."
oh man at least she didn't say you looked like her dad. Mean be both a good and a bad thing but still |
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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago
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Ive had some hum dingers over the year's even more recently but this one is definitely my new favourite:
About 3 weeks ago was to meet a lad id been chatting with for weeks that Saturday evenings for a social, that morning got a message he'd to work but wasn't going to effect our meet and he'd message me when he's done and we'd go from there, heard nothing all day sent him a message no reply about 11pm that night got a message so sorry forgot about meeting...
Never replied and just unfriended him on here noticed over the last few weeks he was looking at my profile so i clicked on his seen a new verfie from that night thanking him for driving 3hrs to meet for a social and driving 3hrs back.....I message him about the verfie and he said " Women like her you only get one chance with, women like me ye get many"........
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"Ive had some hum dingers over the year's even more recently but this one is definitely my new favourite:
About 3 weeks ago was to meet a lad id been chatting with for weeks that Saturday evenings for a social, that morning got a message he'd to work but wasn't going to effect our meet and he'd message me when he's done and we'd go from there, heard nothing all day sent him a message no reply about 11pm that night got a message so sorry forgot about meeting...
Never replied and just unfriended him on here noticed over the last few weeks he was looking at my profile so i clicked on his seen a new verfie from that night thanking him for driving 3hrs to meet for a social and driving 3hrs back.....I message him about the verfie and he said " Women like her you only get one chance with, women like me ye get many"........
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"Ive had some hum dingers over the year's even more recently but this one is definitely my new favourite:
About 3 weeks ago was to meet a lad id been chatting with for weeks that Saturday evenings for a social, that morning got a message he'd to work but wasn't going to effect our meet and he'd message me when he's done and we'd go from there, heard nothing all day sent him a message no reply about 11pm that night got a message so sorry forgot about meeting...
Never replied and just unfriended him on here noticed over the last few weeks he was looking at my profile so i clicked on his seen a new verfie from that night thanking him for driving 3hrs to meet for a social and driving 3hrs back.....I message him about the verfie and he said " Women like her you only get one chance with, women like me ye get many"........
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what a dick, I drive three hours and more to see you xx |
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"Ive had some hum dingers over the year's even more recently but this one is definitely my new favourite:
About 3 weeks ago was to meet a lad id been chatting with for weeks that Saturday evenings for a social, that morning got a message he'd to work but wasn't going to effect our meet and he'd message me when he's done and we'd go from there, heard nothing all day sent him a message no reply about 11pm that night got a message so sorry forgot about meeting...
Never replied and just unfriended him on here noticed over the last few weeks he was looking at my profile so i clicked on his seen a new verfie from that night thanking him for driving 3hrs to meet for a social and driving 3hrs back.....I message him about the verfie and he said " Women like her you only get one chance with, women like me ye get many"........
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Fook off what a dose most men would crawl on their knees on a bad bog road to get the chance to eat chips outta your knickers! |
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Arranged to meet a forum celeb a few years ago for a social. She gave me all her travel details and the name of her hotel which was 5 mins from my workplace.
The day before I messaged to confirm the time and location and her reply was "huh?"
She claimed she had no recollection of agreeing to meet me and it wouldn't be possible anyway as her schedule was too hectic.
I thought it was strange as she was always complaining about being stood up but that was that.
Next morning she had 2 new veries.
I don't do Plan B. |
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"Ive had some hum dingers over the year's even more recently but this one is definitely my new favourite:
About 3 weeks ago was to meet a lad id been chatting with for weeks that Saturday evenings for a social, that morning got a message he'd to work but wasn't going to effect our meet and he'd message me when he's done and we'd go from there, heard nothing all day sent him a message no reply about 11pm that night got a message so sorry forgot about meeting...
Never replied and just unfriended him on here noticed over the last few weeks he was looking at my profile so i clicked on his seen a new verfie from that night thanking him for driving 3hrs to meet for a social and driving 3hrs back.....I message him about the verfie and he said " Women like her you only get one chance with, women like me ye get many"........
Fook off what a dose most men would crawl on their knees on a bad bog road to get the chance to eat chips outta your knickers! "
Mmmmmmm chhhiips |
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"Ive had some hum dingers over the year's even more recently but this one is definitely my new favourite:
About 3 weeks ago was to meet a lad id been chatting with for weeks that Saturday evenings for a social, that morning got a message he'd to work but wasn't going to effect our meet and he'd message me when he's done and we'd go from there, heard nothing all day sent him a message no reply about 11pm that night got a message so sorry forgot about meeting...
Never replied and just unfriended him on here noticed over the last few weeks he was looking at my profile so i clicked on his seen a new verfie from that night thanking him for driving 3hrs to meet for a social and driving 3hrs back.....I message him about the verfie and he said " Women like her you only get one chance with, women like me ye get many"........
Fook off what a dose most men would crawl on their knees on a bad bog road to get the chance to eat chips outta your knickers! "
100% this...he should b so lucky what a total thundercunt |
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"Ive had some hum dingers over the year's even more recently but this one is definitely my new favourite:
About 3 weeks ago was to meet a lad id been chatting with for weeks that Saturday evenings for a social, that morning got a message he'd to work but wasn't going to effect our meet and he'd message me when he's done and we'd go from there, heard nothing all day sent him a message no reply about 11pm that night got a message so sorry forgot about meeting...
Never replied and just unfriended him on here noticed over the last few weeks he was looking at my profile so i clicked on his seen a new verfie from that night thanking him for driving 3hrs to meet for a social and driving 3hrs back.....I message him about the verfie and he said " Women like her you only get one chance with, women like me ye get many"........
Fook off what a dose most men would crawl on their knees on a bad bog road to get the chance to eat chips outta your knickers!
100% this...he should b so lucky what a total thundercunt"
That's so bad on so many levels. Single guy's wonder why we find it so difficult to get a meet. Just to even get verified. Shit like this is the problem, can't blame single women or Couples, not wanting or interested in meeting single guy's. It feck thing's up for the descent single guy's.
(I know it's not just single guy's, that does it. This post is about the actions of a single guy)
Very bad form altogether.
This weather might be to hot & good for eating chips,even out of knickers. Unless it's late at night.   |
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"Ive had some hum dingers over the year's even more recently but this one is definitely my new favourite:
About 3 weeks ago was to meet a lad id been chatting with for weeks that Saturday evenings for a social, that morning got a message he'd to work but wasn't going to effect our meet and he'd message me when he's done and we'd go from there, heard nothing all day sent him a message no reply about 11pm that night got a message so sorry forgot about meeting...
Never replied and just unfriended him on here noticed over the last few weeks he was looking at my profile so i clicked on his seen a new verfie from that night thanking him for driving 3hrs to meet for a social and driving 3hrs back.....I message him about the verfie and he said " Women like her you only get one chance with, women like me ye get many"........
Fook off what a dose most men would crawl on their knees on a bad bog road to get the chance to eat chips outta your knickers!
100% this...he should b so lucky what a total thundercunt"
Thundercunt is my new favourite word ever from now on everyone will be a thundercunt |
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"Ive had some hum dingers over the year's even more recently but this one is definitely my new favourite:
About 3 weeks ago was to meet a lad id been chatting with for weeks that Saturday evenings for a social, that morning got a message he'd to work but wasn't going to effect our meet and he'd message me when he's done and we'd go from there, heard nothing all day sent him a message no reply about 11pm that night got a message so sorry forgot about meeting...
Never replied and just unfriended him on here noticed over the last few weeks he was looking at my profile so i clicked on his seen a new verfie from that night thanking him for driving 3hrs to meet for a social and driving 3hrs back.....I message him about the verfie and he said " Women like her you only get one chance with, women like me ye get many"........
Fook off what a dose most men would crawl on their knees on a bad bog road to get the chance to eat chips outta your knickers!
100% this...he should b so lucky what a total thundercunt
Thundercunt is my new favourite word ever from now on everyone will be a thundercunt "
It's totally my favourite followed with fucktard |
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"Ive had some hum dingers over the year's even more recently but this one is definitely my new favourite:
About 3 weeks ago was to meet a lad id been chatting with for weeks that Saturday evenings for a social, that morning got a message he'd to work but wasn't going to effect our meet and he'd message me when he's done and we'd go from there, heard nothing all day sent him a message no reply about 11pm that night got a message so sorry forgot about meeting...
Never replied and just unfriended him on here noticed over the last few weeks he was looking at my profile so i clicked on his seen a new verfie from that night thanking him for driving 3hrs to meet for a social and driving 3hrs back.....I message him about the verfie and he said " Women like her you only get one chance with, women like me ye get many"........
Fook off what a dose most men would crawl on their knees on a bad bog road to get the chance to eat chips outta your knickers!
100% this...he should b so lucky what a total thundercunt
Thundercunt is my new favourite word ever from now on everyone will be a thundercunt
It's totally my favourite followed with fucktard"
Lightning Dick. A flash of inspiration....lol |
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