"Am I young? No.
Am I hung? Also no.
But am I a bull? Well not really but I have read the handbook.  "
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Storytime...
A young bull and an old bull stood at the top of a hill, looking all the way down upon the valley below where hundreds of cows were peacefully grazing....
"Hey! Let's run down the hill, chase after them and hopfully get me one of those cows!" exclaimed the young bull.
"No." stated the old bull.
"Let's walk down the hill and fuck the lot of them."
Be the old bull Grasshopper   |
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There be tales of the mythical beast which ye seek.
Rumours and names whispered in dark corners, but the creatures seems as shy as it is mysterious. Many claim to have seen one, others pretend to be one, but evidence of such encounters and of the creature is limited and sparse.
There be a pretty bounty on its head should ever they beast decide to reveal itself and move out of the shadows
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By *panishRebelMan
over a year ago
Alicante Spain, and Cork City Ireland |
"There be tales of the mythical beast which ye seek.
Rumours and names whispered in dark corners, but the creatures seems as shy as it is mysterious. Many claim to have seen one, others pretend to be one, but evidence of such encounters and of the creature is limited and sparse.
There be a pretty bounty on its head should ever they beast decide to reveal itself and move out of the shadows
"
I'm the strongest and the boldest,
and the bravest and the best.
Yes: I mean — I may have bathed in
the blood of beasts,
netted five foul ogres at once,
smashed my way into a troll den
and come out swinging, gone
skinny-dipping in a sleeping sea
and made sashimi of some sea monsters.
Anyone who f***s with the Geats? Bro,
they have to f*** with me.
Extract from
Maria Dahvana Headley's
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"There be tales of the mythical beast which ye seek.
Rumours and names whispered in dark corners, but the creatures seems as shy as it is mysterious. Many claim to have seen one, others pretend to be one, but evidence of such encounters and of the creature is limited and sparse.
There be a pretty bounty on its head should ever they beast decide to reveal itself and move out of the shadows
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Wha lol  |
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"Bullock is the proper terminology for young bull. "
No it's not, a Bullock is a castrated bull, no matter the age & is no good for breeding.
I hope you were only joking, by saying that in the first place. Otherwise check what your being told or what you read about something a few times, before you tell anybody about it in the future.  |
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"Bullock is the proper terminology for young bull.
No it's not, a Bullock is a castrated bull, no matter the age & is no good for breeding.
I hope you were only joking, by saying that in the first place. Otherwise check what your being told or what you read about something a few times, before you tell anybody about it in the future. "
It was a joke. |
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"Bullock is the proper terminology for young bull.
No it's not, a Bullock is a castrated bull, no matter the age & is no good for breeding.
I hope you were only joking, by saying that in the first place. Otherwise check what your being told or what you read about something a few times, before you tell anybody about it in the future.
It was a joke."
I was thinking so. |
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"Bullock is the proper terminology for young bull.
No it's not, a Bullock is a castrated bull, no matter the age & is no good for breeding.
I hope you were only joking, by saying that in the first place. Otherwise check what your being told or what you read about something a few times, before you tell anybody about it in the future.
It was a joke."
Might have been a good idea to put a smiley face or lol at the end if you meant it as a joke. |
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