"So is your face 
That's the mirror you're looking at, knob nose! 
Is that why people keep telling me to go F myself?
Well, that and your awful personality
And the other things...  "
What other things? Who’s been talking???? Why I oughta…… |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"So is your face
That's the mirror you're looking at, knob nose!
Is that why people keep telling me to go F myself?
Well, that and your awful personality
And the other things...
What other things? Who’s been talking???? Why I oughta……"
Well, all the lads down in the GAA Club mentioned your tackle.
You'll never make a centre half back tbh. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"So is your face
That's the mirror you're looking at, knob nose!
Is that why people keep telling me to go F myself?
Well, that and your awful personality
And the other things...
What other things? Who’s been talking???? Why I oughta……
Well, all the lads down in the GAA Club mentioned your tackle.
You'll never make a centre half back tbh. "
I’ll make a great goalie though? Not much room either side for the ball to get through |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"So is your face
That's the mirror you're looking at, knob nose!
Is that why people keep telling me to go F myself?
Well, that and your awful personality
And the other things...
What other things? Who’s been talking???? Why I oughta……
Well, all the lads down in the GAA Club mentioned your tackle.
You'll never make a centre half back tbh.
I’ll make a great goalie though? Not much room either side for the ball to get through "
Well that has been mentioned. The problem may be to do with your legs being so far apart all the time though! |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"So is your face
That's the mirror you're looking at, knob nose!
Is that why people keep telling me to go F myself?
Well, that and your awful personality
And the other things...
What other things? Who’s been talking???? Why I oughta……
Well, all the lads down in the GAA Club mentioned your tackle.
You'll never make a centre half back tbh.
I’ll make a great goalie though? Not much room either side for the ball to get through
Well that has been mentioned. The problem may be to do with your legs being so far apart all the time though! "
Even though I have perfected my hip thrust with my bow legs? Pew pew pew, i can bounce those balls away at high speed |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
 |
By *oserMan
over a year ago
where the wild roses grow |
"So is your face
That's the mirror you're looking at, knob nose!
Is that why people keep telling me to go F myself?
Well, that and your awful personality
And the other things...
What other things? Who’s been talking???? Why I oughta……
Well, all the lads down in the GAA Club mentioned your tackle.
You'll never make a centre half back tbh.
I’ll make a great goalie though? Not much room either side for the ball to get through
Well that has been mentioned. The problem may be to do with your legs being so far apart all the time though!
Even though I have perfected my hip thrust with my bow legs? Pew pew pew, i can bounce those balls away at high speed "
Now you sound hot  |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"Hey hey hey hey hey!!!!!! Make love, not war ya silly feckin' hoorbaging gobshites or I'll stop the car and go back home  "
My mam pulled the car over one time and made me and my brother get out and actually drove off! We were there for about half an hour before she came back, and we were still fighting! |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"Hey hey hey hey hey!!!!!! Make love, not war ya silly feckin' hoorbaging gobshites or I'll stop the car and go back home
My mam pulled the car over one time and made me and my brother get out and actually drove off! We were there for about half an hour before she came back, and we were still fighting!"
Proper Order, though that stunt would make the headlines of the 6 o'clock news these days |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"So is your face
That's the mirror you're looking at, knob nose!
Is that why people keep telling me to go F myself?
Well, that and your awful personality
And the other things...
What other things? Who’s been talking???? Why I oughta……
Well, all the lads down in the GAA Club mentioned your tackle.
You'll never make a centre half back tbh.
I’ll make a great goalie though? Not much room either side for the ball to get through
Well that has been mentioned. The problem may be to do with your legs being so far apart all the time though!
Even though I have perfected my hip thrust with my bow legs? Pew pew pew, i can bounce those balls away at high speed "
It's been said down the club that every time you see a ball you try to get it into your mouth! |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"A row of what?
Turnips?
That's the best description I've heard for you yet!
Better than having a face like a carved pumpkin like you
Carved in the image of godliness and beauty!
Buddha?"
Pierce Brosnan
I still remember that time you sent me a face pic and I thought I was about to score with Arlene Foster |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"Is that a cheapy way to get steamy make up sex, Mick? Nice try...  "
Well you can feck off as well... I heard a rumour that you only hunt dogs because they're the only thing uglier than you! ??
Just sayin' like |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
» Add a new message to this topic
