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The Condiment and Colour Matchmaking Thread
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By *asual777 OP Man
over a year ago
i travel all over |
From the lounge
This is a matchmaking thread
The rules are simple:
Say you’re in and list both your personal favourite condiment and then your favourite colour.
Now sit back and gawk at everyone else’s answers.
See an exact match to your own preferences? (Or possibly you just like the look of the persons boobs or penis?)…
Great! Clearly you’re soulmates! Now contact said person and get rutting like beasts!
Amazing, right? Foolproof even!
Who knows, it might even lead to true love and marriage and stuff whereupon you might like to invite me to the ceremony which I can even officiate for you (even though I am not qualified whatsoever but hey ho) for a small fee and give me first dibs at the buffet. I will wear a cilla type hat
Off you go my good people
Saffron and Turquoise |
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By *j47Man
over a year ago
limerick |
"Hot and Red
You and geordie can perhaps meet in mullingar
Wtf flavour it hot like? 
The colour I am flexible on
But not the Marmite  "
Who the fook likes marmite jayus 
Red does look good on you alright |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hot and Red
You and geordie can perhaps meet in mullingar
Wtf flavour it hot like?
The colour I am flexible on
But not the Marmite
Who the fook likes marmite jayus
Red does look good on you alright "
I'm an acquired taste CJ...very much like the Marmite  |
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By *j47Man
over a year ago
limerick |
"Hot and Red
You and geordie can perhaps meet in mullingar
Wtf flavour it hot like?
The colour I am flexible on
But not the Marmite
Who the fook likes marmite jayus
Red does look good on you alright
I'm an acquired taste CJ...very much like the Marmite "
Oh I know your taste alright but marmite jayus |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hot and Red
You and geordie can perhaps meet in mullingar
Wtf flavour it hot like?
The colour I am flexible on
But not the Marmite
Who the fook likes marmite jayus
Red does look good on you alright
I'm an acquired taste CJ...very much like the Marmite
Oh I know your taste alright but marmite jayus "
If I smeared it on my tits you wouldn't turn your nose up |
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By *j47Man
over a year ago
limerick |
"Hot and Red
You and geordie can perhaps meet in mullingar
Wtf flavour it hot like?
The colour I am flexible on
But not the Marmite
Who the fook likes marmite jayus
Red does look good on you alright
I'm an acquired taste CJ...very much like the Marmite
Oh I know your taste alright but marmite jayus
If I smeared it on my tits you wouldn't turn your nose up"
I have plenty for u to smeer ur titties with |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Worcestershire sauce and purple now this....is interesting
Was going to say i like purple but know ur favorite toy is purple "
YOUR favourite toy is my big purp
You crave it
Be honest |
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By *oserMan
over a year ago
where the wild roses grow |
"Hot and Red
You and geordie can perhaps meet in mullingar
Wtf flavour it hot like?
The colour I am flexible on
But not the Marmite "
If I have to eat marmite to get to eat Geordie ,,,well then I fooking love the stuff  |
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Nutella is a condiment? 
. Though I prefer eating it off the spoon 