I take all the taxidermy out the back... takes me bout 3 hours 
Scrape some of the pebble dashin of the inside of the jacks 
Hang up me personalized dick pic towels in the bedroom 
Quick shlap a margarine on the gooles and were in business  |
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"I take all the taxidermy out the back... takes me bout 3 hours
Scrape some of the pebble dashin of the inside of the jacks
Hang up me personalized dick pic towels in the bedroom
Quick shlap a margarine on the gooles and were in business "
God your a catch lol |
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"I tend to look after myself so there's not extra effort needed for a meet. Just the picking of clothes and smellies and copious amounts of tea for the nerves "
Makes life easier too much tea too many piddles  |
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"I take all the taxidermy out the back... takes me bout 3 hours
Scrape some of the pebble dashin of the inside of the jacks
Hang up me personalized dick pic towels in the bedroom
Quick shlap a margarine on the gooles and were in business
God your a catch lol"
Ah sure look ... the oul furry muffs deserves a bita civility |
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Get a sheep fed .... hungry wolly basted.
Blast a bita shite of the Ford, have the keep the rims lookin good
Tell the wife ta wash me jocks, I'm off ta pub
Fill her up , un yoke the slurry spread and away with me  |
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By *j47Man
over a year ago
limerick |
Shower
Shave
Cut finger and toe nails
Smellies
Depending on the meet two liters of water and a bag of choclate buttons into the toy bag
Try to keep in contact on my way to a meet by giving my location as I drive to the meet helps build the excitment on first meet at least |
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Depends on the type of meet for me:
In mine - for some strange reason I love relaxing in a bath before it, have a play and clear out the pipes  . Into the dressing gown awaiting the doorbell. Fridge filled and drinks chilled. Toys within each reach and tunes playing
Hotel - Cold shower, dressed, bit of gel and aftershave, toys laid out and hit the bar for a few drinks and flirting before returning to the room |
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By *panishRebelMan
over a year ago
Alicante Spain, and Cork City Ireland |
"I don't do any prep prefer to meet for a cuppa first,I've met some in my work gear, you can buy clothes not a personality "
Me I like to buy two pints of Guinness and see if the lady will print her nipples in the foam on top. |
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Gym session in the morning, Plenty of water during the day, big lunch. Thorough Shower, shave, aftershave etc, sending pics and messages to the meetee.. Dress well and leave early to be on time. |
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"I don't do any prep prefer to meet for a cuppa first,I've met some in my work gear, you can buy clothes not a personality
Me I like to buy two pints of Guinness and see if the lady will print her nipples in the foam on top. "
Guinness isn't it a bit risqué  |
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Most of our meets recently have been through socials or at a club.
We’re looking forward to having a meet just in a bar in town,
It’s real exciting waiting for your meet to arrive.
The anticipation can be a real turn on |
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