Joke

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Woman's guide to a long lasting relationship.

1 find a man who makes u laugh.

2 find a man who can cook and has a good job

3 find a man who will pamper u with gifts

4 find a man who is honest

5 find a man who is awesome in bed

6 most important of all make sure the five of them never meet

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Pmsl

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My Protestant girlfriend just bought a pair of Union Jack knickers.

Every time I take them down there's a fucking protest.

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Lol tell her leave them off

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Every time I meet a new woman I take her for lunch and order salads ......I want to see if she eats like a bunny...