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Calm down, it's nothing steamy or sordid....
Last week G was away & tasked me with doing the laundry & changing the bedclothes, possibly an error of judgement on her part. She arrived home to a freshly made bed with grey undersheet & duvet, albeit 2 different shades of grey, pale pink oversheet & a motley collection of white, yellow, pink & grey pillowcases, again not matching either of the previous 2 shades of grey.
As I see it most of our time in bed is spent sleeping so therefore we can't see them and it makes no odds, apparently I was wrong! So wrong in fact that was implied that this is possibly acceptable grounds for a divorce, she has been sleeping in said bed, although she has likened it to sleeping in a tub of Neapolitan ice cream...
So folks, am I married to an OCD sufferer, or am I just a horrendous monster???
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"Backs out of thread whistling and thinking of the state of my own bed at the moment and the non matching pillow cases and duvet cover."
Shocking... I wouldn't go near you with a bed like that.
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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere in Co. Down |
"Backs out of thread whistling and thinking of the state of my own bed at the moment and the non matching pillow cases and duvet cover.
Shocking... I wouldn't go near you with a bed like that.
I'd bang you on the kitchen table all the same "
I've no tablecloth on that tho either. |
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" Quite frankly,You should be ashamed of yourself. Like imaging you come home from a hard day at work and she dished up your dinner in the dogs bowl lol haha imagine your surprise "
She'd never be that cruel.... to the dog |
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"There still appears to be no definitive answer. Am I wrong wrong, or only wrong because G thinks I'm wrong??
Do you think your wrong ? "
Of course not, I sleep soundly every night
Actually, so does G |
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Well here is a thought! If mrs was Ocd, she would have had the duvet, matching sheets, pillow cases folded neatly into the co-ordinating pillow case, and colour blocked in the hot press.
Then you would have done it right right.
Maybe it was a test, to see if you are colour blind or common sense blind either way id give u an A+ for effort.
Tabitha xxx |
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"There still appears to be no definitive answer. Am I wrong wrong, or only wrong because G thinks I'm wrong??
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Aha, what is the sound of one hand clapping? There is no answer, only long nights of silent meditation and cold bum, while you try to figure out where it all went so wrong. |
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You are most definitely wrong but I do have to agree in part with a previous poster if G was infact ocd she would have had them matching and ready to be taken out of the hotpress altogether. I will admit to being ocd about having my bedding matching |
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"Calm down, it's nothing steamy or sordid....
Last week G was away & tasked me with doing the laundry & changing the bedclothes, possibly an error of judgement on her part. She arrived home to a freshly made bed with grey undersheet & duvet, albeit 2 different shades of grey, pale pink oversheet & a motley collection of white, yellow, pink & grey pillowcases, again not matching either of the previous 2 shades of grey.
As I see it most of our time in bed is spent sleeping so therefore we can't see them and it makes no odds, apparently I was wrong! So wrong in fact that was implied that this is possibly acceptable grounds for a divorce, she has been sleeping in said bed, although she has likened it to sleeping in a tub of Neapolitan ice cream...
So folks, am I married to an OCD sufferer, or am I just a horrendous monster???
Answers on the back of a €50 note please "
Thats painting a picture of student-ville to me ... you are a monster and mrs deserves the €50 for trauma! |
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"Well here is a thought! If mrs was Ocd, she would have had the duvet, matching sheets, pillow cases folded neatly into the co-ordinating pillow case, and colour blocked in the hot press.
Then you would have done it right right.
Maybe it was a test, to see if you are colour blind or common sense blind either way id give u an A+ for effort.
Tabitha xxx"
Thanks Tabitha, now G will probably go & rearrange the hotpress |
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"Well here is a thought! If mrs was Ocd, she would have had the duvet, matching sheets, pillow cases folded neatly into the co-ordinating pillow case, and colour blocked in the hot press.
Then you would have done it right right.
Maybe it was a test, to see if you are colour blind or common sense blind either way id give u an A+ for effort.
Tabitha xxx
Thanks Tabitha, now G will probably go & rearrange the hotpress "
That is literally how Tabs has our hot press, fully matched bedding in their relevant pillowcases!
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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago
somewhere |
"Well here is a thought! If mrs was Ocd, she would have had the duvet, matching sheets, pillow cases folded neatly into the co-ordinating pillow case, and colour blocked in the hot press.
Then you would have done it right right.
Maybe it was a test, to see if you are colour blind or common sense blind either way id give u an A+ for effort.
Tabitha xxx
Thanks Tabitha, now G will probably go & rearrange the hotpress
That is literally how Tabs has our hot press, fully matched bedding in their relevant pillowcases!
Lol
Foo "
In fairness only the bottom shelf as she can't reach the others |
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By *ark321Man
over a year ago
letterkenny, donegal/sligo/galway |
2 ways to look at it. She'll probably never ask you to change them again or she'll leave out the new ones to put on so there's no mistake.
The other is your wrong anyway, it's not the way she'd do it clearly and we're idiots.
Best option take her to pick some brand new ones, and pick the dearest option of the ones she likes best. Then go for lunch. |
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"Well here is a thought! If mrs was Ocd, she would have had the duvet, matching sheets, pillow cases folded neatly into the co-ordinating pillow case, and colour blocked in the hot press.
Then you would have done it right right.
Maybe it was a test, to see if you are colour blind or common sense blind either way id give u an A+ for effort.
Tabitha xxx
Thanks Tabitha, now G will probably go & rearrange the hotpress
That is literally how Tabs has our hot press, fully matched bedding in their relevant pillowcases!
Lol
Foo
In fairness only the bottom shelf as she can't reach the others "
PMSL and totally true! |
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Let’s put the boot on the other foot and compare shall we? Imagine getting home from work and expecting a lovely dinner all lovingly prepared by your loved one. Instead of the steak, chips peas and other accompaniments you would expect with a meal like this she sets down a plate full of jelly, mash potatoes, cucumber and strawberry jam. It is still lovingly prepared but it’s just wrong on so many levels lol good effort but should do better lol |
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"There still appears to be no definitive answer. Am I wrong wrong, or only wrong because G thinks I'm wrong??
Do you think your wrong ?
Of course not, I sleep soundly every night
Actually, so does G "
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"Calm down, it's nothing steamy or sordid....
Last week G was away & tasked me with doing the laundry & changing the bedclothes, possibly an error of judgement on her part. She arrived home to a freshly made bed with grey undersheet & duvet, albeit 2 different shades of grey, pale pink oversheet & a motley collection of white, yellow, pink & grey pillowcases, again not matching either of the previous 2 shades of grey.
As I see it most of our time in bed is spent sleeping so therefore we can't see them and it makes no odds, apparently I was wrong! So wrong in fact that was implied that this is possibly acceptable grounds for a divorce, she has been sleeping in said bed, although she has likened it to sleeping in a tub of Neapolitan ice cream...
So folks, am I married to an OCD sufferer, or am I just a horrendous monster???
Answers on the back of a €50 note please "
She is less OCD than me it seems, i would not be able to sleep in it, I would have had to change it. Dirty sweaty sex would be the perfect excuse to need to change it again so soon.Lol |
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"Calm down, it's nothing steamy or sordid....
Last week G was away & tasked me with doing the laundry & changing the bedclothes, possibly an error of judgement on her part. She arrived home to a freshly made bed with grey undersheet & duvet, albeit 2 different shades of grey, pale pink oversheet & a motley collection of white, yellow, pink & grey pillowcases, again not matching either of the previous 2 shades of grey.
As I see it most of our time in bed is spent sleeping so therefore we can't see them and it makes no odds, apparently I was wrong! So wrong in fact that was implied that this is possibly acceptable grounds for a divorce, she has been sleeping in said bed, although she has likened it to sleeping in a tub of Neapolitan ice cream...
So folks, am I married to an OCD sufferer, or am I just a horrendous monster???
Answers on the back of a €50 note please "
I made a similar mistake with similar criticism afterwards. No,I didn't notice before that they are all matching. My bad. Really it doesn't bother me...much to the severe annoyance of someone who sleeps on the other side of the bed |
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I know am OCD have sheet and matching pillow cases, duvet cover and matching pillow cases all in one pillow cases it the one of duvet match. I live on my own and my spare bed is the same all had to match. |
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By *iktikiCouple
over a year ago
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"Even when you’re right you’re wrong don’t you know women are never wrong. Live by 2 simple rules
1) a woman is never wrong
2) if you think she is wrong see rule 1 "
3) if you know your right see rule 1 |
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And yes it was "weaponised incompetence" and yes I am taking a leaf out of Tabitha's book and colour coding to avoid future catastrophic events. Or give in and make the bed myself. 