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over a year ago
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Shoot and leave. It probably wasn’t great for either of us and saves us leaving each other a shite verification. But if we did, it read along the lines of her leaving me, “Great lad in the sack. I really hate giving this verification because I so want to keep him to myself. He’s so genuine and one of the best lads on here. Don’t pass him up ladies”. I’d leave her “As soon as I walked in, she sucked me off like a Dyson. Jesus lads her pussy was dripping for me. Definitely going to be round two for me.
So it’s best I just shoot and leave.  |
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"Shoot and leave. It probably wasn’t great for either of us and saves us leaving each other a shite verification. But if we did, it read along the lines of her leaving me, “Great lad in the sack. I really hate giving this verification because I so want to keep him to myself. He’s so genuine and one of the best lads on here. Don’t pass him up ladies”. I’d leave her “As soon as I walked in, she sucked me off like a Dyson. Jesus lads her pussy was dripping for me. Definitely going to be round two for me.
So it’s best I just shoot and leave. "
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By *nribanMan
over a year ago
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A man and woman were chatting each other up in a bar, getting on great.
The woman asks the guy to come back to her place.
Before they leave the woman says, " I have to warn you, I'm into some kinky stuff". The man says "that's great so am I".
"No, I mean it, I'm into really, really kinky stuff", she says.
"Fantastic", he replies.
They arrive back at her place pours him a glass of wine. "I'm just popping upstairs for 15mins to change".
She heads upstairs to put on her tight latex dress, fishnet tights and gathers her assortment of dildos, whips and butt-plugs.
As she is descending down the stairs she see's the guy heading out the front door.
"Where are going?", she asks, "I thought we were going to have some kinky fun?"
He pauses, and looks up at her awkwardly and says, "yeh, sure...but, eh, I've already pissed over your fruit bowl and cum over your family photos".
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"A man and woman were chatting each other up in a bar, getting on great.
The woman asks the guy to come back to her place.
Before they leave the woman says, " I have to warn you, I'm into some kinky stuff". The man says "that's great so am I".
"No, I mean it, I'm into really, really kinky stuff", she says.
"Fantastic", he replies.
They arrive back at her place pours him a glass of wine. "I'm just popping upstairs for 15mins to change".
She heads upstairs to put on her tight latex dress, fishnet tights and gathers her assortment of dildos, whips and butt-plugs.
As she is descending down the stairs she see's the guy heading out the front door.
"Where are going?", she asks, "I thought we were going to have some kinky fun?"
He pauses, and looks up at her awkwardly and says, "yeh, sure...but, eh, I've already pissed over your fruit bowl and cum over your family photos".
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By *nribanMan
over a year ago
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"A man and woman were chatting each other up in a bar, getting on great.
The woman asks the guy to come back to her place.
Before they leave the woman says, " I have to warn you, I'm into some kinky stuff". The man says "that's great so am I".
"No, I mean it, I'm into really, really kinky stuff", she says.
"Fantastic", he replies.
They arrive back at her place pours him a glass of wine. "I'm just popping upstairs for 15mins to change".
She heads upstairs to put on her tight latex dress, fishnet tights and gathers her assortment of dildos, whips and butt-plugs.
As she is descending down the stairs she see's the guy heading out the front door.
"Where are going?", she asks, "I thought we were going to have some kinky fun?"
He pauses, and looks up at her awkwardly and says, "yeh, sure...but, eh, I've already pissed over your fruit bowl and cum over your family photos".
Ya dirty goul "
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Met a woman in a bar in Galway years ago. Went back to hers, had a great time and went to sleep. She left for work the next morning without waking me. When I got up there was nobody else in the house and all doors were locked. I had no phone number for her and ended up having to jump out her front window. Moral of the story; if you choose to leave, make sure the other person can leave at some point too! |
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"A man and woman were chatting each other up in a bar, getting on great.
The woman asks the guy to come back to her place.
Before they leave the woman says, " I have to warn you, I'm into some kinky stuff". The man says "that's great so am I".
"No, I mean it, I'm into really, really kinky stuff", she says.
"Fantastic", he replies.
They arrive back at her place pours him a glass of wine. "I'm just popping upstairs for 15mins to change".
She heads upstairs to put on her tight latex dress, fishnet tights and gathers her assortment of dildos, whips and butt-plugs.
As she is descending down the stairs she see's the guy heading out the front door.
"Where are going?", she asks, "I thought we were going to have some kinky fun?"
He pauses, and looks up at her awkwardly and says, "yeh, sure...but, eh, I've already pissed over your fruit bowl and cum over your family photos".
Ya dirty goul "
Haha there’s always one goul |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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If it was good then stay because morning sex is nearly always even better the next morning.
Morning wood is about 1.5times harder than evening wood according to hard scientific research results. |
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