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By *elfastD OP Man
over a year ago
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It’s Friday and I think we all need a bit of mad/horny/funny flirting to keep us smiling 
Do your worst/best and at least raise a smile if not something else 
Did I tell you that you’re looking fabulously gorgeous this Friday? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Mid west guy looking to flirt and maybe chat with some nice lady or couple
You can have the nice ladies. I'm looking for the naughty ones.  "
You called? |
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"Mid west guy looking to flirt and maybe chat with some nice lady or couple
You can have the nice ladies. I'm looking for the naughty ones.
You called? "
Ouch, that slapping sound was the sound of my penis smacking against my face  |
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"Mid west guy looking to flirt and maybe chat with some nice lady or couple
You can have the nice ladies. I'm looking for the naughty ones.
You called? "
Ouch, that slapping sound was the sound of my penis smacking against my face |
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"Mid west guy looking to flirt and maybe chat with some nice lady or couple
You can have the nice ladies. I'm looking for the naughty ones.
You called? "
Ouch, that slapping sound was the sound of my penis smacking against my face |
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"Mid west guy looking to flirt and maybe chat with some nice lady or couple
You can have the nice ladies. I'm looking for the naughty ones.
You called?
Ouch, that slapping sound was the sound of my penis smacking against my face "
Surely slapping it once was enough to show how long your face is. No need to post 3 times  |
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"Mid west guy looking to flirt and maybe chat with some nice lady or couple
You can have the nice ladies. I'm looking for the naughty ones.
You called?
Ouch, that slapping sound was the sound of my penis smacking against my face
Surely slapping it once was enough to show how long your face is. No need to post 3 times "
Ffs! Fuck all mobile signal here so I probably refreshed the page trying to get it working.... Still, my face for slapped a few times as well |
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"Mid west guy looking to flirt and maybe chat with some nice lady or couple
You can have the nice ladies. I'm looking for the naughty ones.
You called?
Ouch, that slapping sound was the sound of my penis smacking against my face
Surely slapping it once was enough to show how long your face is. No need to post 3 times
Ffs! Fuck all mobile signal here so I probably refreshed the page trying to get it working.... Still, my face for slapped a few times as well "
It might need a kiss better does it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've forgotten how to flirt!
Step 1) tits out
Step 2) shake vigorously
Job done.
You're welcome.
Isn't flirting meant to be subtle?"
as a brick, for some  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've forgotten how to flirt!
Step 1) tits out
Step 2) shake vigorously
Job done.
You're welcome.
Isn't flirting meant to be subtle? as a brick, for some "
So it seems  |
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"I've forgotten how to flirt!
Step 1) tits out
Step 2) shake vigorously
Job done.
You're welcome.
Isn't flirting meant to be subtle?"
Yes, that's the key.
Are you saying the above instruction manual isn't subtle?
#notions |
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"I've forgotten how to flirt!
Step 1) tits out
Step 2) shake vigorously
Job done.
You're welcome.
My tits aren't as wobbly, would an ass wiggle work too? "
One or other. If you did both it wouldn't be subtle |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've forgotten how to flirt!
Step 1) tits out
Step 2) shake vigorously
Job done.
You're welcome.
My tits aren't as wobbly, would an ass wiggle work too?
One or other. If you did both it wouldn't be subtle "
More discombobulating |
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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago
on the hill NordWest of |
"I've forgotten how to flirt!
Step 1) tits out
Step 2) shake vigorously
Job done.
You're welcome.
My tits aren't as wobbly, would an ass wiggle work too?
One or other. If you did both it wouldn't be subtle "
Get ya! Luckily skirt/dress-no-knickers-weather is picking up.  |
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"I've forgotten how to flirt!
Step 1) tits out
Step 2) shake vigorously
Job done.
You're welcome.
My tits aren't as wobbly, would an ass wiggle work too?
One or other. If you did both it wouldn't be subtle
More discombobulating "
*disconboobulating |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've forgotten how to flirt!
Step 1) tits out
Step 2) shake vigorously
Job done.
You're welcome.
My tits aren't as wobbly, would an ass wiggle work too?
One or other. If you did both it wouldn't be subtle
More discombobulating
*disconboobulating "
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"I've forgotten how to flirt!
Step 1) tits out
Step 2) shake vigorously
Job done.
You're welcome.
My tits aren't as wobbly, would an ass wiggle work too?
One or other. If you did both it wouldn't be subtle
Get ya! Luckily skirt/dress-no-knickers-weather is picking up. "
Sigh..  |
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Lol!
I’m more of an old fashioned flirting kinda guy