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Don’t want to gross anyone out but I hadn’t had sex in maybe a year ( don’t judge lol) and I met someone for a social that turned into more….. let’s just say the bed sheet resembled the scene from The Godfather with the horses head! I was completely mortified but he took it all in his stride  |
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By *iscuits8Man
over a year ago
Meath / Dublin / Birmingham |
"Also that time I bought and used those Performa condoms, not knowing what they were about... and things very much went south 
What are those?!  "
Johnnies that are advertised as making you last longer - they have an anaesthetic lube inside! Never again. Total floppy on me! Back in my student days. |
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"Also that time I bought and used those Performa condoms, not knowing what they were about... and things very much went south
What are those?!
Johnnies that are advertised as making you last longer - they have an anaesthetic lube inside! Never again. Total floppy on me! Back in my student days."
Oh I don’t like the sound of those  |
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over a year ago
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On hols met a gorgeous girl from UK, sat by the pool flirting and having a few cocktails etc. A few days later we went up to my apartment, very chilled casually getting naked when my stomach started churning. I was behind her when I eventually had to run to the toilet. She laughed in fairness to her and left shortly after |
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"On hols met a gorgeous girl from UK, sat by the pool flirting and having a few cocktails etc. A few days later we went up to my apartment, very chilled casually getting naked when my stomach started churning. I was behind her when I eventually had to run to the toilet. She laughed in fairness to her and left shortly after "
I’d a similar experience myself |
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Beck about ten years ago, had been celibate for an extended period. I had been chatting to a lady online for a while and then one day, by pure chance, we discovered we were within a 100m of each other, she staying in a hotel that I happened to be working at.
She invited me in and things got heated very quickly. At one point she seductively pulled down my boxers, declaring in her sexy Donegal accent that she was going to tease me until I couldn't bear it.
Before she had my boxers at my knees I exploded all over her upper face and into her hair.
To be fair, she saw the funny side and we showered together and started again.  |
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Having first time sex with a woman I was dating….she wanted me to pull out and cum on her belly….I was all too happy to oblige….however at the point of orgasm I also let out the loudest fart you could imagine
Whoops |
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Hooked up with a guy once and then his wife walks in as he was fucking me. I thought he was single. She was looking to fit me and I just wanted to leave I literally grabs my stuff and ran out while I was half naked |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Was banging the woman in her kitchen worktop when I noticed the door with was ajar opened slightly, I had a quick look around saw nothing continued upon my merry way when I felt something licking my behind, apparently her labrador wanted in on the action, I collected my stuff embarrassingly and left |
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"Yep I tore my banjo too in my early days, nearly fainted with the amount of blood, had to go to the doc next morning just to compound the embarrassment "
Done here while dry riding.
At first we thought it was hers….. did feel quite woozy when I realised it was mine. |
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Was having sex with my girlfriend of the time in her bedroom, no one else home, she was on the bed with her legs on my shoulders, me at the end of the bed pounding her and her mother walked in, they had arrived home early and we never heard them. To say things were a bit awkward for a while after that. |
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"Don’t want to gross anyone out but I hadn’t had sex in maybe a year ( don’t judge lol) and I met someone for a social that turned into more….. let’s just say the bed sheet resembled the scene from The Godfather with the horses head! I was completely mortified but he took it all in his stride "
Think most of us have been there at least once if not twice or more. But at the end of the day. Most guys will just accept it as life. |
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By *j47Man
over a year ago
limerick |
"I don't really get embarrassed
Yet
If I got to this age I doubt it's gonna happen now CJ, no matter what evils you are plotting "
Moi, evils and plotting you have such a bad opinion of innocent me |
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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago
on the hill NordWest of |
"I don't really get embarrassed
Yet
If I got to this age I doubt it's gonna happen now CJ, no matter what evils you are plotting
Moi, evils and plotting you have such a bad opinion of innocent me "
Reminds me we still owe CJ a special treat.   |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I don't really get embarrassed
Yet
If I got to this age I doubt it's gonna happen now CJ, no matter what evils you are plotting
Moi, evils and plotting you have such a bad opinion of innocent me
Reminds me we still owe CJ a special treat. "
We do and none of us getting any younger so we need to get a wriggle on |
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When we were teenagers hubby's folks went out for the day so we planned on some rampant sex for the day. After an energetic and vocal session I walked down to the kitchen and thought I heard voices in the living room, oh god no I thought. Stuck my head around the door and my hubby's aunt, her husband and their adult children and small grandchildren were sat there. Awkward lol though made for a good story at our wedding |
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By *onnrodMan
over a year ago
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Got off with a girl in a nightclub in Monaghan and wanted to sneak off somewhere unseen. There was a big stone wall beside the place so after deciding to go behind it I had to lift her up and over. Did the deed in the grass but unfortunately when I lifted her up to get back over she lost her balance and fell off cutting her hands and knees. Her mates were not happy with me!! |
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I posted an status showered and shaved and no where to go. Then my box lit up with a mail come to ours shes horny so we chatted and he sent me directions and off I headed oh my sweet devine she was a stunner sitting there. So we got comfy and she started sucking my cock man I was hard ready to be the best shag she ever had 
put the condom on and got behind her as she sucked her partner I am not joking u I barely pushed in and boom filled the condom well fook it I thought. she smiled and said dont wory it happens and she started sucking again had me hard as fook in mins but took her time and after 30 mins she rolled on the condom again, no anaxiety here proud that I was hard and ready to go again her self sucking him and I pushed again the feel of her tight vag opening around my cock almost sucking me in and boom filled the condom I swear I fought I struggled to hold back but alas no good. He was a gent we had a beer and chatted before I left deflated but not to be put off a few weeks later I attended a social and met a woman and her partner and how would u say redeemed myself and set me off on my fab journey 