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By *asual777 OP Man over a year ago

i travel all over

Inspired by the lounge

Apart from sex and micturition , what other potential uses are there for a penis ?

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By *og-ManMan over a year ago

somewhere

Ffs did Jubal write this......

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By *otownkid1967Man over a year ago

Portlaoise

"Ffs did Jubal write this......"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Stacking donuts

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By *huCullainMan over a year ago

Rathowen

Everlasting gobstopper

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By *ofusplusCouple over a year ago

Limerick

Stops you rolling out of bed.

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By * la carteCouple over a year ago

Dublin

As a size comparison for remote controls and deodorant cans

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By *og-ManMan over a year ago

somewhere

Something to give you a good laugh or cry

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By *ohng69Man over a year ago

athenry

It's not for stirring tea

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Cheesemaking

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By *r_Insatiable666Man over a year ago

Cork

Great support for keeping a phone up

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Flyswatter

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Stick some bells on it and let the cat play with it!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Tent pole

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By *onnrodMan over a year ago

moira

Plugging a hole in a dyke.

The dutch type obviously....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Towel holder

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By *s LollyWoman over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

Toilet roll holder

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Move a ball to either side and pretend its a baby elephant!

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By *igglefunWoman over a year ago

Cork

Pitching a tent

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By *ouble Trouble 1000Couple over a year ago

ireland

Towel holder

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Thermometer

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Morning alarm - usually in the form of it poking in to whomever is lying next to you. One of the better ways of being woken, though.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ffs did Jubal write this......"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'd guess you could put some condiments on it like a bread stick?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Bookmark

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By *upermanslovechildMan over a year ago

Glasnevin

"Cheesemaking"

Ya nasty

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By *j47Man over a year ago

limerick

"Pitching a tent"

And u wake up in the middle of the night and the fly sheet is down on top of u and ur all wet and messy

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By *j47Man over a year ago

limerick

Helicopter impressions

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Draught excluder

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By *otownkid1967Man over a year ago

Portlaoise

Use it as a rolling pin for making pastry

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By *ubal1Man over a year ago

Newry Down

On-board shampoo dispenser

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By *r_Insatiable666Man over a year ago

Cork

I don't know about ye but during covid, mine came in great use measuring the safe distance

(This cannot be backed by evidence)

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By *og-ManMan over a year ago

somewhere

Would you be able to get a sourdough starter from the bacteria

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By *ildarekinkstersCouple over a year ago

kinkytown

Target practice

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Would you be able to get a sourdough starter from the bacteria

Eh, you need a fungus for that

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Stress relief

I could do with bashing the hell out of something right now, and not in an erotic way

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By *ilderMan over a year ago

dublin

Helping you sleep with sunburn on your chest

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By *ichael McCarthyMan over a year ago

Lucan

Fanny tightness tester.

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By *ay_Gatsby_D4Man over a year ago

Ballsbridge, City Centre

Handy steering practice for Pac-Man joystick

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By *otownkid1967Man over a year ago

Portlaoise

"Helping you sleep with sunburn on your chest "

Mmmm kinky

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By *ornywife20Couple over a year ago

North Cork

Ass flogger

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By *og-ManMan over a year ago

somewhere

You could take someone's eye out if they're not in the VHI

Chew toy for a dog

Testing the depth of Snow

Stick it into your pots of potting compound to help you sow seeds

Use it to make up for your lack of a personality

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By *s LollyWoman over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

Use it to make hole's in the Bagels

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By *og-ManMan over a year ago

somewhere

"Use it to make hole's in the Bagels

And the Donuts

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By *eralt80Man over a year ago

cork

If you forget your watch and need to know the time just drop trou and lay on the ground. It’ll act like a sun dial

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By *eralt80Man over a year ago

cork

When your playing battleships in the bath it can be the shneaky submarine

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By *ichael McCarthyMan over a year ago

Lucan

"Use it to make hole's in the Bagels

And the Donuts "

The added bonus being that every so often you end up with a creme doughnut. Win/win.

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By *s LollyWoman over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

Use it as a lightsaber or throw on a glow in the dark condom and you'll have a glow stick

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

PlayStation stickshift/ joystick

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If you forget your watch and need to know the time just drop trou and lay on the ground. It’ll act like a sun dial"

Watch out for lightning though!!

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By *ony85sMan over a year ago

Dublin

Use it as stress ball

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By *ot neuteredMan over a year ago

Kildare

The penis can be used as a subject for photography, definitely the most photogenic part, of the male anatomy

, with the photograph's then widely shared bringing a sense of great pride to the sender, and even greater joy to the recipient

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By *onnrodMan over a year ago

moira

A way to show people how big your can of Lynx and Sky remote is

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Tommy Lee used his to press the horn on his boat

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hanging off a trapeze from it

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By *he_Secret_GardenWoman over a year ago

Naughty Lane

Could use as a rolling pin...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A starter for the hips motor, just give it a pull

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Could use as a rolling pin...

That would make next Nigella Cookshow even more entertaining

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By *he_Secret_GardenWoman over a year ago

Naughty Lane

"Could use as a rolling pin...

That would make next Nigella Cookshow even more entertaining "

Don't give me ides please

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When you need to tenderise your steaks ....but can't find the little mallet

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Dog chew toy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Porridge spurtle

Towbar

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Donut holder

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By *eralt80Man over a year ago

cork

Fishing rod, just don’t tug too hard

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A skipping rope.

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By *og-ManMan over a year ago

somewhere

Getting major penis envy reading this thread

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By *j47Man over a year ago

limerick

Holder for pineapple rings

And they say pine apple sweentens ur cum

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By *adger BrocMan over a year ago

Co. Cork

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By * la carteCouple over a year ago

Dublin

Makes (though rather mediocre!) tampon

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By * la carteCouple over a year ago

Dublin

"Getting major penis envy reading this thread

They're all lies

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By *iktikiCouple over a year ago

city centre

Having a pee

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By *ynamites wowsMan over a year ago

Plymouth and South west

Knocking in nails.

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By *itemeagainMan over a year ago

Wexford

Thermostat....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I sometimes use it to poke my wife head when she says something dumb

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By *OCONO5Couple over a year ago

Sensual Center

Great for the Heimlich ...creates gagging and frees the blockage

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Great for the Heimlich ...creates gagging and frees the blockage

Savage

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By *he_Secret_GardenWoman over a year ago

Naughty Lane

"Everlasting gobstopper

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By *ohn MacDMan over a year ago

cork

A nice watch strap

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By *he_Secret_GardenWoman over a year ago

Naughty Lane

"A nice watch strap "
seen some pics with exactly that

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By *ohn MacDMan over a year ago

cork

Ahh I was going to use that one ! Hahah

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By *nickers pants guyMan over a year ago

Cork killkenny laois Limerick Offaly kildare carlow Dublin Waterford and everywhere else

For making hair gel

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By *electableicecreamMan over a year ago

The West

Saving Holland

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It would make a great laser pointer.

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By *LIVEANDKICKING100Man over a year ago

DUBLIN

Grading cucumbers!

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By *immy123456888Man over a year ago

city

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Stirring my coffee

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By *antasyFrolicksWoman over a year ago

Behind The Bales

A Stylus

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A towel hanger?

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By *panishRebelMan over a year ago

Alicante Spain, and Cork City Ireland

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By *panishRebelMan over a year ago

Alicante Spain, and Cork City Ireland

Screw driver

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Screw driver

Screwdriver holster

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