"Think Gerald80 is a Kerryman 
That’s a scurrilous accusation, my reputation is already hanging by a thread
It's like the British trying to claim our national treasures  "
Aww, I’m a national treasure. Your too kind |
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"It’s been brought to my attention that I’ve never shagged a _erryman so can you make yourselves known, please and thank you  "
We are still here !!
"Being a Kerryman, in my opinion, is the greatest gift that God can bestow on any man. When you belong to Kerry you know you have a head start on the other fellow. It is almost unbearable being a Kerryman and it is an awesome responsibility." John B Keane |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Fi if uh hav nevr shagged a kurryman uh haven't evr shagged atall. "
"How would you know a Cork Footballer?, He's the one that thinks Oral Sex is just talking about it" |
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"It’s been brought to my attention that I’ve never shagged a _erryman so can you make yourselves known, please and thank you
We are still here !!
"Being a Kerryman, in my opinion, is the greatest gift that God can bestow on any man. When you belong to Kerry you know you have a head start on the other fellow. It is almost unbearable being a Kerryman and it is an awesome responsibility." John B Keane"
where's the clapping emoji! what a quote  |
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By *affa31 OP Woman
over a year ago
Galway |
"Just curious why would you want to shag a kerry man? 
Is it a bedpost notch kinda thing or do you have a kink for accents?
Or is there some hidden kerry talents I've never heard of? "
Fuck knows DH…t’was a notion last night |
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By *affa31 OP Woman
over a year ago
Galway |
"I haven’t had a single mail from a _erryman and only one real one in the thread…shocking carry one 
Your Filters !!"
Are set as they are for a good reason you are the real one on the thread though so at least there’s that |
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"I haven’t had a single mail from a _erryman and only one real one in the thread…shocking carry one
Your Filters !!
Are set as they are for a good reason you are the real one on the thread though so at least there’s that "
And I will take that compliment, a Real Kerryman |
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"I haven’t had a single mail from a _erryman and only one real one in the thread…shocking carry one
Your Filters !!
Are set as they are for a good reason you are the real one on the thread though so at least there’s that
And I will take that compliment, a Real Kerryman "
Your a hybrid Kerry/cork |
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"I haven’t had a single mail from a _erryman and only one real one in the thread…shocking carry one
Tell them you've road frontage and your inbox will explode "
It’s that you Danny or Michael sure yer the only ones that have road frontage in the kingdom |
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By *ndqtMan
over a year ago
The Wild West |
"I haven’t had a single mail from a _erryman and only one real one in the thread…shocking carry one
Tell them you've road frontage and your inbox will explode
It’s that you Danny or Michael sure yer the only ones that have road frontage in the kingdom "
Ah will ou goway ou dat and schtop pulling my leg will ou |
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"I haven’t had a single mail from a _erryman and only one real one in the thread…shocking carry one
Your Filters !!
Are set as they are for a good reason you are the real one on the thread though so at least there’s that
And I will take that compliment, a Real Kerryman
Your a hybrid Kerry/cork "
Pure Kerry, need the auld passport for work  |
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"I haven’t had a single mail from a _erryman and only one real one in the thread…shocking carry one
We will need to change that. Real keryman here also"
Ah lads ghab is Kerry tarbert your local shop is in limerick for god sake
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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago
somewhere |
A Dublin man sees a sign outside a Kerry farmhouse:
'Talking Dog For Sale'... He rings the bell, the owner appears and tells him the dog can be viewed in the back garden
The man sees a nice looking Black Labrador Retriever sitting there
"Do you really talk?" He asks the dog.
"Yes!" The Labrador replies.
After recovering from the shock of hearing the dog talk, the man asks, "So, tell me your story!"
The Labrador looks up and says, "Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young.
I wanted to help the government, so I joined the Garda.
"In no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world drug lords, because no one imagined that a dog would be eavesdropping. I was one of their most valuable spies
for eight years, but the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger so I decided to settle down. I signed up for a job at Dublin airport to do some undercover security work, wandering near suspicious characters and listening in.
I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded several medals. I got married, had a few puppies, and now I've just retired!"
The man is amazed. He goes back into the house and asks the Kerryman how much he wants for the dog.
"Ten Euro!" The owner says.
“A tenner?? But this dog is absolutely amazing! Why on earth are you selling him so cheaply?"
"Because he's a lying bastard. He's never been out of the garden!" |
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"It’s been brought to my attention that I’ve never shagged a _erryman so can you make yourselves known, please and thank you "
really I'm. Available for your every need xxx |
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"A Dublin man sees a sign outside a Kerry farmhouse:
'Talking Dog For Sale'... He rings the bell, the owner appears and tells him the dog can be viewed in the back garden
The man sees a nice looking Black Labrador Retriever sitting there
"Do you really talk?" He asks the dog.
"Yes!" The Labrador replies.
After recovering from the shock of hearing the dog talk, the man asks, "So, tell me your story!"
The Labrador looks up and says, "Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young.
I wanted to help the government, so I joined the Garda.
"In no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world drug lords, because no one imagined that a dog would be eavesdropping. I was one of their most valuable spies
for eight years, but the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger so I decided to settle down. I signed up for a job at Dublin airport to do some undercover security work, wandering near suspicious characters and listening in.
I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded several medals. I got married, had a few puppies, and now I've just retired!"
The man is amazed. He goes back into the house and asks the Kerryman how much he wants for the dog.
"Ten Euro!" The owner says.
“A tenner?? But this dog is absolutely amazing! Why on earth are you selling him so cheaply?"
"Because he's a lying bastard. He's never been out of the garden!""
brilliant |
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"It’s been brought to my attention that I’ve never shagged a _erryman so can you make yourselves known, please and thank you
An Asian in a Kerry. Are you interested? Lol"
In fairness she's probably done a Kerryman at this stage |
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"It’s been brought to my attention that I’ve never shagged a _erryman so can you make yourselves known, please and thank you
An Asian in a Kerry. Are you interested? Lol
In fairness she's probably done a Kerryman at this stage "
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By *affa31 OP Woman
over a year ago
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"It’s been brought to my attention that I’ve never shagged a _erryman so can you make yourselves known, please and thank you
An Asian in a Kerry. Are you interested? Lol
In fairness she's probably done a Kerryman at this stage "
I can neither confirm nor deny  |
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An Asian in a Kerry. Are you interested? Lol
In fairness she's probably done a Kerryman at this stage
I can neither confirm nor deny "
No luck yet so |
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"It’s been brought to my attention that I’ve never shagged a _erryman so can you make yourselves known, please and thank you "
If you need lube on your conquest, butter is better, Kerrygold is best |
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By *affa31 OP Woman
over a year ago
Galway |
"It’s been brought to my attention that I’ve never shagged a _erryman so can you make yourselves known, please and thank you
An Asian in a Kerry. Are you interested? Lol
In fairness she's probably done a Kerryman at this stage
I can neither confirm nor deny
No luck yet so "
Correct they’re awful far away  |
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