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Things you can say during sex and in a sports shop

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By *ildGrover OP   Man  over a year ago

rathfarnham

Was in elverys earlier on and this woman was leading kids down the stairs to the checkout

"Hold onto your balls"

I had to stifle a laugh....

She must have shouted it out 3 or 4 times... "Hold on tight to your balls!"

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By *ealitybitesMan  over a year ago

Belfast

That's a bit tight in the arse

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By * la carteCouple  over a year ago

Dublin


"Was in elverys earlier on and this woman was leading kids down the stairs to the checkout

"Hold onto your balls"

I had to stifle a laugh....

She must have shouted it out 3 or 4 times... "Hold on tight to your balls!"

"

She's obviously not on Fab

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By *ealitybitesMan  over a year ago

Belfast

Some racquet in here

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By *ealitybitesMan  over a year ago

Belfast

I need new studs

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By *ichael McCarthyMan  over a year ago

Lucan

Can you pump my balls please.

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By *ildGrover OP   Man  over a year ago

rathfarnham


"Was in elverys earlier on and this woman was leading kids down the stairs to the checkout

"Hold onto your balls"

I had to stifle a laugh....

She must have shouted it out 3 or 4 times... "Hold on tight to your balls!"

She's obviously not on Fab "

Do you have to be on fab to know that shouting out "hold on tight to your balls" is somewhat suggestive??

I like a firmer rod

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By *iscuits8Man  over a year ago

Meath / Dublin / Birmingham

I'll pay with cash if that's alright

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By *amsandwichMan  over a year ago

Oughterard

In the Box

Man on

Nice dribble

Do you have this in a bigger size

Do you have this in a smaller size

Fits like a glove

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By *ackson088Man  over a year ago

cork

Any watersports

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By *ichael McCarthyMan  over a year ago

Lucan

Do you have paddles?

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By *ikewantstoplayMan  over a year ago

somewhere

Ah you love riding, well you’ve came to the right place.

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By *r_Insatiable666Man  over a year ago

Cork

That's not how you use a hurley!

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By *eanbelfastMan  over a year ago

Belfast

I could ride that over and over again.

Do you want to use the wood

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By *ikewantstoplayMan  over a year ago

somewhere

And that’s how you get a hole in one

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By *ubal1Man  over a year ago

Newry Down

I need a new set of (snooker) balls.

My (shuttle)cock needs some attention.

I want to exchange these new speedos for a mankini

My barrel needs rebored

My aim is not what it was

You don't like GAA shirts!

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By *hysoserious2012Man  over a year ago

meath louth border

Will the paddle be strong enough for that

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By *ezoMan  over a year ago

The Kingdom

"Can I get a discount if I pay for everyone on the team?"

"How far do you think I can get with this wood?"

"Do you have something for water hazards?"

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By *edknobsMan  over a year ago

mullingar

Will it last 18 holes?

Can I try it on?

Does your foot feel tight in it?

I don't need the box

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

"Thats a spectacular finish inside the box"

"And he bends one in"

"And he steps up to the mound"

"He's looking to perfect his swing"

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By *iscuits8Man  over a year ago

Meath / Dublin / Birmingham

Lot of people have confused being in a sport shop with playing sports

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By *onster-ManMan  over a year ago

Dublin

"I have no idea what I'm doing here"

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By *cl2010Couple  over a year ago

cork

You can pull a muscle

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By *mup4itareyouMan  over a year ago

Dublin / Wexford

[Removed by poster at 25/03/23 05:04:24]

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By *atherjackhackettMan  over a year ago

Tipperary

They bounce great

This is how I grip mine

That's a fine stick

Have you something to dry my balls

It takes me a few goes to get it in the hole

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By *ildarekinkstersCouple  over a year ago

kinkytown

Can you wrap it for me - grip on a hurl

What's the biggest size you have

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

New balls please

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By *_05Man  over a year ago

dublin 7

Wow, you're a pro when it comes to this!

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