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Things you can say during sex and at a funeral

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By *og-Man OP Man over a year ago

somewhere

Thank you all for coming

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By *ames CoughlanMan over a year ago

Cahir

The Rosary

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By *ichael McCarthyMan over a year ago

Lucan

Stiff can actually be a good thing.

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By *ShezWoman over a year ago

belfast

I came as soon as I could

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Shhhhhh

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It's good to cry

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By *on Draper2.0Man over a year ago

Maynooth

Requiescat in pace

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By *ichael McCarthyMan over a year ago

Lucan

I love the way she just lies there, completely motionless

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By *igglefunWoman over a year ago

Cork

He/she looks content

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By *arry and AnnCouple over a year ago

Louth

How are ye Father, great turnout isnt it?

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By *ames CoughlanMan over a year ago

Cahir

Look well for your age!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Let it all out

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By *og-Man OP Man over a year ago

somewhere

Everyone knows the rule

When the bell rings ..you get on your knee's

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By *og-Man OP Man over a year ago

somewhere

Hang sandwiches and tea back in the pub for those invited back

Verified only

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By *ildAtlanticSecretCouple over a year ago

around Clare, Galway, Limerick

Do you think it's deep enough

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By *ichael McCarthyMan over a year ago

Lucan

Would it be wrong to put my cock in that?

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By *ornybarMan over a year ago

clonmel

Sorry

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

He's well buried in there

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Would it be wrong to put my cock in that?

Yes Mick, yes

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By *ouble Trouble 1000Couple over a year ago

ireland

Down you go

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By *ealitybitesMan over a year ago

Belfast

We have to stop meeting like this Father Murphy.

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By *ichael McCarthyMan over a year ago

Lucan

"Would it be wrong to put my cock in that?

Yes Mick, yes"

I asked a priest years ago if sex was dirty. He said "yes, but only if it's done right". This could be one of those moments

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By *ichael McCarthyMan over a year ago

Lucan

[Removed by poster at 22/03/23 08:55:54]

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By *ichael McCarthyMan over a year ago

Lucan

That's a very deep hole...

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By *ixie and dixie2022Couple over a year ago

villiage

Sorry for your loss

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Who's next?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Don't stand too close in case you fall in

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By *ichael McCarthyMan over a year ago

Lucan

It's gonna take a few men to fill that hole

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By *r tayt2Man over a year ago

Trim

In the name of the father the son and into the hole he goes

Dave Allen

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By *ildGroverMan over a year ago

rathfarnham

There's more room at the back

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By *r tayt2Man over a year ago

Trim

A lot of people been down that hole

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By *atherjackhackettMan over a year ago

Tipperary

He's with his mother now

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By *ay_Gatsby_D4Man over a year ago

City Centre, Dublin

Nice spread

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By *adger BrocMan over a year ago

Co. Cork

Swingers RIP

Ride In Pairs.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

He didn't last long in the end

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By *olverineMan over a year ago

ennis

The only hole he get now..

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By *og-Man OP Man over a year ago

somewhere

I've never seen six men putting someone in a hole like that before

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By *olverineMan over a year ago

ennis

She was great for 69...

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By *ildGroverMan over a year ago

rathfarnham

Here's a box of kleenex

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By *BelfastGuyMan over a year ago

Belfast

Drink

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By *illow and FionnCouple over a year ago

Cork

"Going Down"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I better get through here fairly quickly as there's a massive crowd waiting to come in

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By *ichael McCarthyMan over a year ago

Lucan

Ffs, do I really need to shake hands with everyone?

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By *ikewantstoplayMan over a year ago

somewhere

It’s been really hard this past few days.

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By *ichael McCarthyMan over a year ago

Lucan

I really want to bury it..

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By *ikewantstoplayMan over a year ago

somewhere

She has touched everyone in this room

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By *ofusplusCouple over a year ago

Limerick

I'm sorry for your trouble.

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By *onster-ManMan over a year ago

Dublin

That was a beautiful service

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By *r tayt2Man over a year ago

Trim

It's the cleanest hole he has been in years

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

He slid in there awful easy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It's OK, wipe your eyes. Sorry

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Well it’s just gone cold now

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

There wasn't a dry face in the place.

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By *sopon86Man over a year ago

louth dublin

They always come in 3's

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By *sopon86Man over a year ago

louth dublin

His wife must be finding it hard

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By *atherjackhackettMan over a year ago

Tipperary

His wife took it well

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By *ubal1Man over a year ago

Newry Down

Down you go!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Down you go!"

Ah Jesus jubal

Haha

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It's how she would've wanted to go

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Cum n Go

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By *huCullainMan over a year ago

Rathowen

At least he went out with a bang

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

She always did love going down

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By *dfabMan over a year ago

Dunboyne

He went down well

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

We will all be going down that hole someday

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By *ikewantstoplayMan over a year ago

somewhere

Give it time and it will get better.

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By *andytownMan over a year ago

Gods Own Country

"does she have a pulse"

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By *ezoMan over a year ago

The Kingdom

You can tell they were well know by the amount of people that turned up.

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By *ouple4camsCouple over a year ago

Dundalk(ish)

So many people turned up they had to put it up on big screens in the hall.

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By *ouple4camsCouple over a year ago

Dundalk(ish)

That's him in deep now lying there next to his wife too.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

That was quick

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By *oe Cool xxxMan over a year ago

South Dublin

How deep do you want it ?

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By *oxminxCouple over a year ago

NaughtyVille *×* Laois

She'd of been thrilled to see so many came

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By *ichael McCarthyMan over a year ago

Lucan

"You're all invited for refreshments afterwards"

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By *alvin.Man over a year ago

Cork/Dublin

Where's the stiff

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It will take a lot of counselling to get over this.

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By *r tayt2Man over a year ago

Trim

True story

Woman husband died

And she is in making arrangements for funeral

Meets a woman who lives up the street who is widowed a few years she is giving her her sympathy.

Sorry to hear about Pat passing away

But you won't know yourself

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By *onster-ManMan over a year ago

Dublin

"Hey look a dead guy"

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By *alvin.Man over a year ago

Cork/Dublin

I wonder should we leave the false teeth in. Taking them out might be better.

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By *LIVEANDKICKING100Man over a year ago

DUBLIN

Thank you. I'm sorry. Wonderful to see you.

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By *astcorklad09Man over a year ago

cork

It's a hard one to get over

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By *imon 2kMan over a year ago

city

This is the first time I done it in a hearse.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

He went quick enough in the end.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 24/03/23 01:15:48]

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If ye all move over we can fit a few more in this end.

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By *ig rig hullMan over a year ago

Hull

Hand me the tissues

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By *ezoMan over a year ago

The Kingdom

“She would have wanted it this way.”

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By *igkidexyMan over a year ago

Dublin

U want help with that

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By *he_Secret_GardenWoman over a year ago

Naughty Lane

Great read.

love it.lol

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By *unlinguyMan over a year ago

South Dublin

Well thats some hole...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Didn't take him long to go hard

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By *ammerandthongsCouple over a year ago

Limerick

Just join the queue and take your turn

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By *ichael McCarthyMan over a year ago

Lucan

The priest is coming.

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By *olverineMan over a year ago

ennis

Did you know him....( no just here for the day out) .....

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By *ex coupleCouple over a year ago

wexford

A great turnout

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By *attooYouMan over a year ago

just about northside

Dead boring....

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By *ex coupleCouple over a year ago

wexford

Didn’t realise some many would cum when seen losing here all stiff

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'd murder a few pints after that

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By *BelfastGuyMan over a year ago

Belfast

Bit stiff.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I didn't expect to be burying this flute so soon

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Would that hole fit many or just one

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By *ealitybitesMan over a year ago

Belfast

Jaysus this thread had a hell of a wake

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By *electableicecreamMan over a year ago

The West

He was doing well and then he just went limp.

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By *trecharmstrongMan over a year ago

north county Dublin

Was over so fast they wouldn’t of felt a thing

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By *anther PurrrsWoman over a year ago

the Shadows Purrring or Roaring

I thought he’d last longer

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By *electableicecreamMan over a year ago

The West

Great service

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By *anther PurrrsWoman over a year ago

the Shadows Purrring or Roaring

Need a tissue?

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By *electableicecreamMan over a year ago

The West

He's got some nerve showing his face here

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By *anther PurrrsWoman over a year ago

the Shadows Purrring or Roaring

I’m glad you came…

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm so sorry

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By *huCullainMan over a year ago

Rathowen

The hole looks bigger close up

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By *an I Kiss youMan over a year ago

Manchester City Centre

"I'm so sorry"

Bhahahahaha

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By *xcited And CuriousCouple over a year ago

Dublin

"Shhhhhh

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By *unlinguyMan over a year ago

South Dublin

I've known that naughty fucker all his life and I can honestly say thats the cleanst hole he ever burried himself in..

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By *ogerismynicknameMan over a year ago

Athlone

Jaysus that's a deep hole??

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

He's going in deep

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By *atherjackhackettMan over a year ago

Tipperary

Well buried

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By *aptorman160Man over a year ago

navan

“It came across her very suddenly”.

“Far too quick”.

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By *ady ChatterleyWoman over a year ago

Athlone

He went quick in the end. Thank heavens for small mercy's.

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By *onnrodMan over a year ago

moira

"Oh aye, you finally decide to go down now"

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By *og-Man OP Man over a year ago

somewhere

Came in one hole.....went into one hole

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By *efeinMan over a year ago

cloonfad

Goin out the same way u came in ..

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By *j TruckerMan over a year ago

monaghan

Look at the size of that box

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By *ork ClassCouple over a year ago

Cork

What are you having.

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By *vtechMan over a year ago

Limerick

It's a very sad event.

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By *ucozade zeroMan over a year ago

wexford

One is cuming and the other is leaving

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By *leasurer77Man over a year ago

Athlone

Does everyone stay watching them filling the hole?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

At least they didn't suffer too much.

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By *oo32Man over a year ago

tipperary

Buried deep..

Look at the size of that hole..

So peacefull laid out...

A big crowd came....

Twas like she was smiling

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By *ot so needyMan over a year ago

Galway

Sorry for your troubles a little blue pill might help

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By *og-Man OP Man over a year ago

somewhere

Are there any ham sandwiches I'm hungry so I am

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By *electableicecreamMan over a year ago

The West

They're only here for the food

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