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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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For me it has too be that knock on the door while the mince is cooking in the pan and goes as follows
How ya boss where just in the area today and I’d be just wondering could I sell ya a nice bit of carpet
Na you’re grand
Honestly boss I’ll do ya a great deal
Na you’re grand as I walk back to stir the mince
Jesus that’s a lovely fireplace boss I’ve a lovely grey carpet that would be lovely in there
As he screams Johnny cut 13 feet off that role for the boss man
Hey get out I’m not interested
Is that herself in da foto boss Jesus you got lucky there I’d say she’ll love the grey carpet boss
I told ya I’m not interested
40 euro boss I’m only giving it too ya for that coz I know ya
No I’m not interested
35 boss it’s me last offer coz I know ya
Jesus lovely dog boss what did ya pay for him boss
It’s a her
Lovely dog lovely wife you got lucky boss
30 boss I swear your killing me boss
Mince is black at this stage as I turn off the ring
Throw it in that room for the man Johnny
No take it out I don’t want it
25 boss sure it’s in now all ya have ta do is roll it out boss
I said i don’t want it kids screaming in the kitchen dog running around dinner burned
20 boss that’s as far as I’m going
I whip 20 out just too get rid of them
Should have just offered me 20 in the first place boss
Why is that I didn’t want it in the first place
Yed bin able ta ate da dinner boss he says with a smile and walks out the door |
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