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"The fire and the carbon monoxide alarm
(I'm aware they shouldn't be there and don't go off quickly lying on their back  painting the kitchen ceiling and took them down)"
Touch of the Sistine Chapel after Michelangelo about your kitchen..... |
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Haha... on top of the fridge? They did me a favour, I've been meaning to get rid of those empty boxes for a while now. Can you ask them to come back again next week, I'll have a few more bits ready for them |
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By *indenMan
over a year ago
Naas which is South West of Dublin |
"Duct tape, Chloroform and a Blindfold 
And in the boot of your car?…… 
Relax.......i just wana take some pictures
So will the crime scene investigators….. 
Only if im caught "
That’s obviously where the shovel Biscuit suggested comes in….. |
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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago
The pub then supermacs ... |
"Duct tape, Chloroform and a Blindfold
And in the boot of your car?……
Relax.......i just wana take some pictures
So will the crime scene investigators…..
Only if im caught
That’s obviously where the shovel Biscuit suggested comes in….. "
Shhhh he let me take some pictures |
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By *ubal1Man
over a year ago
Newry Down |
Absolutely nothing, since my fridge fits tightly and is cleaned regularly.
Furthermore, it would be impossible for anyone to burgle my home; two former homes suffered attempted break-ins (including a failed home invasion) and the multi-layered security thst has been installed in my current home could not be defeated.
The crucial difference between a burglary and a home invasion is that normally burglars want an empty house, whilst home invaders ideally want the occupants in situ, so they can be exploited, and all that this term implies!
In Ireland and the UK, a home invasion is called an aggravated burglary.
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"Absolutely nothing, since my fridge fits tightly and is cleaned regularly.
Furthermore, it would be impossible for anyone to burgle my home; two former homes suffered attempted break-ins (including a failed home invasion) and the multi-layered security thst has been installed in my current home could not be defeated.
The crucial difference between a burglary and a home invasion is that normally burglars want an empty house, whilst home invaders ideally want the occupants in situ, so they can be exploited, and all that this term implies!
In Ireland and the UK, a home invasion is called an aggravated burglary.
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Just get ta on the way in the door ... simples  |
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