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over a year ago
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Met a younger girl one night at a club.
She told me her parents were out of town and if i fancied coming home with her I might get lucky.
After a bit of fooling around downstairs we headed to the bedroom and there are three shelves full of teddy bears
On the bottom are small teddy bears, on the middle there are medium-sized bears, and the top full of large teddies; all neatly displayed in rows.
I thought to myself this girl needs to grow up a bit, maybe if I give her the ride of her life it might help her on her journey.
So I disregarded my own needs and gave her everything I had.
Afterwards, feeling proud of myself and my performance I asked her "so how was that?"
She replied "Not bad at all. Help yourself to any prize from the middle shelf!" |
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"Met a younger girl one night at a club.
She told me her parents were out of town and if i fancied coming home with her I might get lucky.
After a bit of fooling around downstairs we headed to the bedroom and there are three shelves full of teddy bears
On the bottom are small teddy bears, on the middle there are medium-sized bears, and the top full of large teddies; all neatly displayed in rows.
I thought to myself this girl needs to grow up a bit, maybe if I give her the ride of her life it might help her on her journey.
So I disregarded my own needs and gave her everything I had.
Afterwards, feeling proud of myself and my performance I asked her "so how was that?"
She replied "Not bad at all. Help yourself to any prize from the middle shelf!""
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Yeah, means the drains fckn blocked again 
