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I Cant Meet You Because...........
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"To hot to handle." I don't play for that team | |||
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"I think 'i died' is the only valid reason "His hammer is to big for my box | |||
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"My fish forgot how to swim so had to stay and teach it "Sorry I had to cancel there was a special on in Aldi on cucumbers | |||
"My fish forgot how to swim so had to stay and teach it
Sorry I had to cancel there was a special on in Aldi on cucumbers "I filled up at junction 8 | |||
"My fish forgot how to swim so had to stay and teach it
Sorry I had to cancel there was a special on in Aldi on cucumbers
I filled up at junction 8 "I don't need any turf today, thanks.  | |||
"Hate the colour yellow "Hate is a strong word to use about underwear/swimwear. Dislike, don't fancy, not my colour, does it cum in any other shades.... | |||
"My fish forgot how to swim so had to stay and teach it
Sorry I had to cancel there was a special on in Aldi on cucumbers
I filled up at junction 8
I don't need any turf today, thanks. "He’s not the Messiah, he’s a VERY NAUGHTY BOY!  | |||
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"I have them blocked "Refused to wear clothes for coffee | |||
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"I have them blocked
Refused to wear clothes for coffee"Because I don't like to travel and I can't accommodate at the moment | |||
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"Because you're too attractive (We definitely arent)" Because I'd get lost in them cans  | |||
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"..... That rash has flared up again and am all out of cream." Sorry about that
I've had to go to the emergency room because of that rash - next week  | |||
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"She wears leather better than me "Me horn won't go down and I'm afraid it'll be noticed in public | |||
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"Can you get me a new tube of cream while your there? I don't give that rash out to just anybody." But sharing is caring | |||
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"No excuse here at all unless I had to go to the dentist for sugar overload" Cause I'm scared of Chuck Norris | |||
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"My fish forgot how to swim so had to stay and teach it
Sorry I had to cancel there was a special on in Aldi on cucumbers "Lmao best one yet | |||
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"He wouldn't let me play with his nipple bar "My nipple bar is free lol | |||
"He wouldn't let me play with his nipple bar
My nipple bar is free lol " | |||
"He wouldn't let me play with his nipple bar
My nipple bar is free lol
"She's always in other volvos | |||
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"He wouldn't let me play with his nipple bar
My nipple bar is free lol
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"He wouldn't let me play with his nipple bar
My nipple bar is free lol
"He's made of oak. I wooden go there! | |||
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"He wouldn't let me play with his nipple bar
My nipple bar is free lol
Lol penguin jokes are great lol
He's made of oak. I wooden go there! " | |||
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"I don't want him destroying me with his mind." Sorry you have the wrong tool box and I read the label wrong | |||
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"He want to know could he lick my lolli.... I DON'T SHARE..... "Lol | |||
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"I think 'i died' is the only valid reason
His hammer is to big for my box "We'll see | |||
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"Last time he bought me sweet treats and he ate it one "Hey... I'm an equal opportunities kinda bear | |||
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"I would never cancel on people . But had this one waste my time showing up and she was nowhere to be seen " Cause he doesn't read the thread | |||
"I would never cancel on people . But had this one waste my time showing up and she was nowhere to be seen Cause he doesn't read the thread "Because he's too busy fishing | |||
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"Because your not hairy " Because he has no face 
Also because he has a penis. | |||
"Because your not hairy Because he has no face
Also because he has a penis. "Too old | |||
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"Sorry the wife went into labour "Car broke down half way there | |||
"Boob envy " Sing it | |||
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"Struggling to find reason to cancel ????" Struggling myself | |||
(...just for Lent though) | |||
"I'm giving up licking lollies
(...just for Lent though)"Ive a lolli you'd wana lick all year round | |||
"I'm giving up licking lollies
(...just for Lent though)
Ive a lolli you'd wana lick all year round "------------ Ohhhh lickety lickety-spit lovely lady | |||
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"You won't stop flirting with Lolly, so I had to cancel. "You said i had to pay to lick your lolli | |||
"You won't stop flirting with Lolly, so I had to cancel.
You said i had to pay to lick your lolli"He's got a Roman I | |||
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"I needed a compass to find my way over the peaks and valleys " Your eyes are too intimidating | |||
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"He has a six pack i look like i ate a 24 pack "She's looking 4 six packs at once | |||
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"He has a six pack i look like i ate a 24 pack
She's looking 4 six packs at once "Too bloody far.. | |||
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"Im climbing in Lollys window " Me and lolly are in supermacs | |||
"Im climbing in Lollys window Me and lolly are in supermacs " She would rather have supermacs | |||
"Im climbing in Lollys window Me and lolly are in supermacs She would rather have supermacs" He'd prefer to be in Supermacs with Lolly and DD. | |||
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"He didn't play X's and O's" Im not a gardiner | |||
"He didn't play X's and O's Im not a gardiner " You refused to bring more doughnuts | |||
"He didn't play X's and O's Im not a gardiner You refused to bring more doughnuts "I over ate on Liquorice | |||
"He didn't play X's and O's Im not a gardiner You refused to bring more doughnuts
I over ate on Liquorice "I am researching if squirt is pee | |||
"He didn't play X's and O's Im not a gardiner You refused to bring more doughnuts
I over ate on Liquorice
I am researching if squirt is pee "Not finished my book yet | |||
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"With Mecercy in retrograte and with Saturn sliding into my sign, unfortunately with a new moon like we are seeing now, I've had to consulte my guru and they encouraged me not to meet, at least until Jupiter is in transit" My brain hurts. Bext excuse so far lol. I can't meet you because there is a whole new season of clarksons farm and I plan on watching every episode in one night | |||
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"Ive to shave and moisturise my butt "I don't do hairy arses. | |||
"Ive to shave and moisturise my butt
I don't do hairy arses. "Doesn’t maintain his garden | |||
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"I forgot my lasso" Way to hot for me | |||
"I forgot my lasso Way to hot for me "Forgot to buy u a new rubber duck | |||
"I forgot my lasso Way to hot for me Forgot to buy u a new rubber duck "I am not a couple  | |||
"I forgot my lasso Way to hot for me Forgot to buy u a new rubber duck
I am not a couple "Too hot for me | |||
"I forgot my lasso Way to hot for me Forgot to buy u a new rubber duck
I am not a couple
Too hot for me "Neither of us meet | |||
"I forgot my lasso Way to hot for me Forgot to buy u a new rubber duck
I am not a couple
Too hot for me
Neither of us meet "He speaks the truth | |||
"I forgot my lasso Way to hot for me Forgot to buy u a new rubber duck
I am not a couple
Too hot for me
Neither of us meet
He speaks the truth "Because you keep pestering me with demands! | |||
"I forgot my lasso Way to hot for me Forgot to buy u a new rubber duck
I am not a couple
Too hot for me
Neither of us meet
He speaks the truth "I perfer Eddie Rockets | |||
"I forgot my lasso Way to hot for me Forgot to buy u a new rubber duck
I am not a couple
Too hot for me
Guess im included in that aswell lol
Neither of us meet
He speaks the truth " | |||
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"Loving the excuses here. If your on fab long enough you've heard them all lol " He's super fit and im super lazy | |||
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"He's from Laois "And!!! | |||
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"It's laois " Leave it lad | |||
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