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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago
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A brilliant poem is quite hard to beat
You need all the rhymes to be terribly neat.
But with sex words you have the most wonderful luck
Cos there’s plenty that rhymes really nicely with ‘fuck.’
Don’t forget dick and prick, cunt and shunt, wank and spank
They are all nestled snug in your poetry bank.
And the harder you look the more rhymes you will find
Thinking “‘done’ or ‘begun’ as you’re fucked from behind.
Give it time and you’ll get to explore the word ‘come’
Which works neatly with anal, and nearly with ‘done.’
After “Oh” and then “Fuck” and “Don’t stop! Jesus Christ!”
They join in by dismissing you: “Thanks – that was nice.”
Then they pick up their pants from the pile on the floor
And you muse that the action rhymes well with “One more?”
They reply “Not just now – I’m off out on a date”
Which prompts ‘wait’, ‘late’ and ‘state’ and a smidgeon of ‘hate’.
But don’t chase them! Remember, if you feel bereft
When your lover has upped and your lover has left,
There is solace – your poetry won’t leave you too:
Cos there’s plenty that also rhymes well with ‘fuck you.’
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"A brilliant poem is quite hard to beat
You need all the rhymes to be terribly neat.
But with sex words you have the most wonderful luck
Cos there’s plenty that rhymes really nicely with ‘fuck.’
Don’t forget dick and prick, cunt and shunt, wank and spank
They are all nestled snug in your poetry bank.
And the harder you look the more rhymes you will find
Thinking “‘done’ or ‘begun’ as you’re fucked from behind.
Give it time and you’ll get to explore the word ‘come’
Which works neatly with anal, and nearly with ‘done.’
After “Oh” and then “Fuck” and “Don’t stop! Jesus Christ!”
They join in by dismissing you: “Thanks – that was nice.”
Then they pick up their pants from the pile on the floor
And you muse that the action rhymes well with “One more?”
They reply “Not just now – I’m off out on a date”
Which prompts ‘wait’, ‘late’ and ‘state’ and a smidgeon of ‘hate’.
But don’t chase them! Remember, if you feel bereft
When your lover has upped and your lover has left,
There is solace – your poetry won’t leave you too:
Cos there’s plenty that also rhymes well with ‘fuck you.’
"
Wowwwww.
Close the thread.
Nothing will beat that
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over a year ago
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"A brilliant poem is quite hard to beat
You need all the rhymes to be terribly neat.
But with sex words you have the most wonderful luck
Cos there’s plenty that rhymes really nicely with ‘fuck.’
Don’t forget dick and prick, cunt and shunt, wank and spank
They are all nestled snug in your poetry bank.
And the harder you look the more rhymes you will find
Thinking “‘done’ or ‘begun’ as you’re fucked from behind.
Give it time and you’ll get to explore the word ‘come’
Which works neatly with anal, and nearly with ‘done.’
After “Oh” and then “Fuck” and “Don’t stop! Jesus Christ!”
They join in by dismissing you: “Thanks – that was nice.”
Then they pick up their pants from the pile on the floor
And you muse that the action rhymes well with “One more?”
They reply “Not just now – I’m off out on a date”
Which prompts ‘wait’, ‘late’ and ‘state’ and a smidgeon of ‘hate’.
But don’t chase them! Remember, if you feel bereft
When your lover has upped and your lover has left,
There is solace – your poetry won’t leave you too:
Cos there’s plenty that also rhymes well with ‘fuck you.’
"
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"A brilliant poem is quite hard to beat
You need all the rhymes to be terribly neat.
But with sex words you have the most wonderful luck
Cos there’s plenty that rhymes really nicely with ‘fuck.’
Class
Don’t forget dick and prick, cunt and shunt, wank and spank
They are all nestled snug in your poetry bank.
And the harder you look the more rhymes you will find
Thinking “‘done’ or ‘begun’ as you’re fucked from behind.
Give it time and you’ll get to explore the word ‘come’
Which works neatly with anal, and nearly with ‘done.’
After “Oh” and then “Fuck” and “Don’t stop! Jesus Christ!”
They join in by dismissing you: “Thanks – that was nice.”
Then they pick up their pants from the pile on the floor
And you muse that the action rhymes well with “One more?”
They reply “Not just now – I’m off out on a date”
Which prompts ‘wait’, ‘late’ and ‘state’ and a smidgeon of ‘hate’.
But don’t chase them! Remember, if you feel bereft
When your lover has upped and your lover has left,
There is solace – your poetry won’t leave you too:
Cos there’s plenty that also rhymes well with ‘fuck you.’
"
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over a year ago
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Intense feeling leaves me reeling
Sometimes falling can be galling
But when the needs are matched and met
They steal my breath and make me wet
And then our lust is a must
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A rose is either a woody perennial flowering plant of the genus Rosa in the family Rosaceae or the flower it bears. There are over three hundred species and tens of thousands of cultivars.They form a group of plants that can be erect shrubs, climbing, or trailing, with stems that are often armed with sharp prickles.Their flowers vary in size and shape and are usually large and showy, in colours ranging from white through yellows and reds. Most species are native to Asia, with smaller numbers native to Europe, North America, and northwestern Africa. Species, cultivars and hybrids are all widely grown for their beauty and often are fragrant. Roses have acquired cultural significance in many societies. Rose plants range in size from compact, miniature roses, to climbers that can reach seven meters in height.Different species hybridize easily, and this has been used in the development of the wide range of garden roses.
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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago
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"A rose is either a woody perennial flowering plant of the genus Rosa in the family Rosaceae or the flower it bears. There are over three hundred species and tens of thousands of cultivars.They form a group of plants that can be erect shrubs, climbing, or trailing, with stems that are often armed with sharp prickles.Their flowers vary in size and shape and are usually large and showy, in colours ranging from white through yellows and reds. Most species are native to Asia, with smaller numbers native to Europe, North America, and northwestern Africa. Species, cultivars and hybrids are all widely grown for their beauty and often are fragrant. Roses have acquired cultural significance in many societies. Rose plants range in size from compact, miniature roses, to climbers that can reach seven meters in height.Different species hybridize easily, and this has been used in the development of the wide range of garden roses.
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"A rose is either a woody perennial flowering plant of the genus Rosa in the family Rosaceae or the flower it bears. There are over three hundred species and tens of thousands of cultivars.They form a group of plants that can be erect shrubs, climbing, or trailing, with stems that are often armed with sharp prickles.Their flowers vary in size and shape and are usually large and showy, in colours ranging from white through yellows and reds. Most species are native to Asia, with smaller numbers native to Europe, North America, and northwestern Africa. Species, cultivars and hybrids are all widely grown for their beauty and often are fragrant. Roses have acquired cultural significance in many societies. Rose plants range in size from compact, miniature roses, to climbers that can reach seven meters in height.Different species hybridize easily, and this has been used in the development of the wide range of garden roses.
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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere in Co. Down |
"A rose is either a woody perennial flowering plant of the genus Rosa in the family Rosaceae or the flower it bears. There are over three hundred species and tens of thousands of cultivars.They form a group of plants that can be erect shrubs, climbing, or trailing, with stems that are often armed with sharp prickles.Their flowers vary in size and shape and are usually large and showy, in colours ranging from white through yellows and reds. Most species are native to Asia, with smaller numbers native to Europe, North America, and northwestern Africa. Species, cultivars and hybrids are all widely grown for their beauty and often are fragrant. Roses have acquired cultural significance in many societies. Rose plants range in size from compact, miniature roses, to climbers that can reach seven meters in height.Different species hybridize easily, and this has been used in the development of the wide range of garden roses.
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Pokes RB hard to snap him out of it and to make sure it's him actually posting
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"A rose is either a woody perennial flowering plant of the genus Rosa in the family Rosaceae or the flower it bears. There are over three hundred species and tens of thousands of cultivars.They form a group of plants that can be erect shrubs, climbing, or trailing, with stems that are often armed with sharp prickles.Their flowers vary in size and shape and are usually large and showy, in colours ranging from white through yellows and reds. Most species are native to Asia, with smaller numbers native to Europe, North America, and northwestern Africa. Species, cultivars and hybrids are all widely grown for their beauty and often are fragrant. Roses have acquired cultural significance in many societies. Rose plants range in size from compact, miniature roses, to climbers that can reach seven meters in height.Different species hybridize easily, and this has been used in the development of the wide range of garden roses.
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"A rose is either a woody perennial flowering plant of the genus Rosa in the family Rosaceae or the flower it bears. There are over three hundred species and tens of thousands of cultivars.They form a group of plants that can be erect shrubs, climbing, or trailing, with stems that are often armed with sharp prickles.Their flowers vary in size and shape and are usually large and showy, in colours ranging from white through yellows and reds. Most species are native to Asia, with smaller numbers native to Europe, North America, and northwestern Africa. Species, cultivars and hybrids are all widely grown for their beauty and often are fragrant. Roses have acquired cultural significance in many societies. Rose plants range in size from compact, miniature roses, to climbers that can reach seven meters in height.Different species hybridize easily, and this has been used in the development of the wide range of garden roses.
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"A rose is either a woody perennial flowering plant of the genus Rosa in the family Rosaceae or the flower it bears. There are over three hundred species and tens of thousands of cultivars.They form a group of plants that can be erect shrubs, climbing, or trailing, with stems that are often armed with sharp prickles.Their flowers vary in size and shape and are usually large and showy, in colours ranging from white through yellows and reds. Most species are native to Asia, with smaller numbers native to Europe, North America, and northwestern Africa. Species, cultivars and hybrids are all widely grown for their beauty and often are fragrant. Roses have acquired cultural significance in many societies. Rose plants range in size from compact, miniature roses, to climbers that can reach seven meters in height.Different species hybridize easily, and this has been used in the development of the wide range of garden roses.
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You'd do anything to get a poke on valentine's day "
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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago
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"A rose is either a woody perennial flowering plant of the genus Rosa in the family Rosaceae or the flower it bears. There are over three hundred species and tens of thousands of cultivars.They form a group of plants that can be erect shrubs, climbing, or trailing, with stems that are often armed with sharp prickles.Their flowers vary in size and shape and are usually large and showy, in colours ranging from white through yellows and reds. Most species are native to Asia, with smaller numbers native to Europe, North America, and northwestern Africa. Species, cultivars and hybrids are all widely grown for their beauty and often are fragrant. Roses have acquired cultural significance in many societies. Rose plants range in size from compact, miniature roses, to climbers that can reach seven meters in height.Different species hybridize easily, and this has been used in the development of the wide range of garden roses.
This thread was missing a little something
Pokes RB hard to snap him out of it and to make sure it's him actually posting
You'd do anything to get a poke on valentine's day
Careful what you wish for "
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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago
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"A rose is either a woody perennial flowering plant of the genus Rosa in the family Rosaceae or the flower it bears. There are over three hundred species and tens of thousands of cultivars.They form a group of plants that can be erect shrubs, climbing, or trailing, with stems that are often armed with sharp prickles.Their flowers vary in size and shape and are usually large and showy, in colours ranging from white through yellows and reds. Most species are native to Asia, with smaller numbers native to Europe, North America, and northwestern Africa. Species, cultivars and hybrids are all widely grown for their beauty and often are fragrant. Roses have acquired cultural significance in many societies. Rose plants range in size from compact, miniature roses, to climbers that can reach seven meters in height.Different species hybridize easily, and this has been used in the development of the wide range of garden roses.
This thread was missing a little something
Pokes RB hard to snap him out of it and to make sure it's him actually posting "
Has Jubal taken over his account |
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"A rose is either a woody perennial flowering plant of the genus Rosa in the family Rosaceae or the flower it bears. There are over three hundred species and tens of thousands of cultivars.They form a group of plants that can be erect shrubs, climbing, or trailing, with stems that are often armed with sharp prickles.Their flowers vary in size and shape and are usually large and showy, in colours ranging from white through yellows and reds. Most species are native to Asia, with smaller numbers native to Europe, North America, and northwestern Africa. Species, cultivars and hybrids are all widely grown for their beauty and often are fragrant. Roses have acquired cultural significance in many societies. Rose plants range in size from compact, miniature roses, to climbers that can reach seven meters in height.Different species hybridize easily, and this has been used in the development of the wide range of garden roses.
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Has Jubal taken over his account "
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Soft kisses from these lips so red
Wicked daydreams in these eyes so blue
Enough waiting, I'm ready, so take me to bed
Give me spanks, please & thanks, I've been dreaming of you
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"A rose is either a woody perennial flowering plant of the genus Rosa in the family Rosaceae or the flower it bears. There are over three hundred species and tens of thousands of cultivars.They form a group of plants that can be erect shrubs, climbing, or trailing, with stems that are often armed with sharp prickles.Their flowers vary in size and shape and are usually large and showy, in colours ranging from white through yellows and reds. Most species are native to Asia, with smaller numbers native to Europe, North America, and northwestern Africa. Species, cultivars and hybrids are all widely grown for their beauty and often are fragrant. Roses have acquired cultural significance in many societies. Rose plants range in size from compact, miniature roses, to climbers that can reach seven meters in height.Different species hybridize easily, and this has been used in the development of the wide range of garden roses.
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Emojis like that start rumours "
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"A rose is either a woody perennial flowering plant of the genus Rosa in the family Rosaceae or the flower it bears. There are over three hundred species and tens of thousands of cultivars.They form a group of plants that can be erect shrubs, climbing, or trailing, with stems that are often armed with sharp prickles.Their flowers vary in size and shape and are usually large and showy, in colours ranging from white through yellows and reds. Most species are native to Asia, with smaller numbers native to Europe, North America, and northwestern Africa. Species, cultivars and hybrids are all widely grown for their beauty and often are fragrant. Roses have acquired cultural significance in many societies. Rose plants range in size from compact, miniature roses, to climbers that can reach seven meters in height.Different species hybridize easily, and this has been used in the development of the wide range of garden roses.
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Emojis like that start rumours
What about "
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"A brilliant poem is quite hard to beat
You need all the rhymes to be terribly neat.
But with sex words you have the most wonderful luck
Cos there’s plenty that rhymes really nicely with ‘fuck.’
Don’t forget dick and prick, cunt and shunt, wank and spank
They are all nestled snug in your poetry bank.
And the harder you look the more rhymes you will find
Thinking “‘done’ or ‘begun’ as you’re fucked from behind.
Give it time and you’ll get to explore the word ‘come’
Which works neatly with anal, and nearly with ‘done.’
After “Oh” and then “Fuck” and “Don’t stop! Jesus Christ!”
They join in by dismissing you: “Thanks – that was nice.”
Then they pick up their pants from the pile on the floor
And you muse that the action rhymes well with “One more?”
They reply “Not just now – I’m off out on a date”
Which prompts ‘wait’, ‘late’ and ‘state’ and a smidgeon of ‘hate’.
But don’t chase them! Remember, if you feel bereft
When your lover has upped and your lover has left,
There is solace – your poetry won’t leave you too:
Cos there’s plenty that also rhymes well with ‘fuck you.’
"
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"My money don't jiggle, jiggle, it folds
I'd like to see you wiggle, wiggle, for sure
What in the name of jebus is that "
https://youtu.be/GmuoZcEUPVw
It's a teen classic
Very apropos this thread.... my kids know it off by heart
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"My money don't jiggle, jiggle, it folds
I'd like to see you wiggle, wiggle, for sure
Outside your age range
Don't be my strange
With your t-shirt green
I want you to make more than a wink!!
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What's more than a wink?
A blink? |
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"My money don't jiggle, jiggle, it folds
I'd like to see you wiggle, wiggle, for sure
Outside your age range
Don't be my strange
With your t-shirt green
I want you to make more than a wink!!
What's more than a wink?
A blink?"
Blind and hoarse |
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"My money don't jiggle, jiggle, it folds
I'd like to see you wiggle, wiggle, for sure
Outside your age range
Don't be my strange
With your t-shirt green
I want you to make more than a wink!!
What's more than a wink?
A blink?
Blind and hoarse "
Pity you're a boy and I'm retired
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