"Is this where you cut a small opening and use it like a fleshlight? 
Gotta sting"
He said the technique though….
As opposed to had anyone used the grapefruit?
Sounds similar to the watermelon if I’m wring |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A sexual act which involves a split grapefruit with a hole cut in it. You then, while giving a blowjob, move the grapefruit up and down the shaft. This supposedly gives the male receiver more pleasure than a normal blowjob would." |
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"Urban dictionary has filled the gaps in my education.
Do I now have to buy fresh produce before sex? Or should the guy bring his own?
Does a blood grapefruit make a difference?"
For that time of the month when he's REALLY horny  |
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By *oserMan
over a year ago
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"The melon guy is still here. The dude who's pic is him fucking a melon (with a condom on - gotta be safe after all).
There's also a guy getting sucked off by a hoover as his profile pic
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Really?
Em, what type?  |
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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago
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"The melon guy is still here. The dude who's pic is him fucking a melon (with a condom on - gotta be safe after all).
There's also a guy getting sucked off by a hoover as his profile pic
Really?
Em, what type? "
Dyson of course  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I once tried this with a melon but after I developed feeling a for her and asked if she’d run away and get married she told me she cantaloupe "
She sounds a bit seedy  |
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Two guys turned up on my doorstep this morning at 8am.
One had a pear on his flute and the other had his rod in a bucket of custard
I said what's going on here boys?
One said well I'm deep in despair and he's fucking disgusted... |
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"Two guys turned up on my doorstep this morning at 8am.
One had a pear on his flute and the other had his rod in a bucket of custard
I said what's going on here boys?
One said well I'm deep in despair and he's fucking disgusted..."
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