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over a year ago
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"Sorry children, there's no pizza for dinner tonight. Can you make yourselves some toast? I'm just at the police station here after getting arrested for public indecency. See you soon hopefully! Bye!" |
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I had a neighbour who flashed me years ago. She was putting stuff in her bin which was it the front, just as I was walking past. A gust of wind, yes, there is a god, caught hold of the bathrobe she was wearing, blew it open and up round her head, and not a stitch on her under it.
About two weeks later I bumped into her at the front of the house again and she told me she was mortified that morning as she hadn't even shaved at the time 
She was great craic, god bless her. She left the husband a year after that and the place just isn't the same without her.  |
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"At least this thread isn't suggesting taking a video of the event and posting it on here like another one did yesterday.
Yeah, I mean, who wants to see a video of a pizza delivery guy?  "
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over a year ago
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Loads of real videos like that online scantily clad women answering the door to collect a pizza only for delivery man to drop to his knees and Bury his face between her legs |
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"Curious to know if anyone has ever lived out this scenario? Its so cliché but I doubt anyone has ACTUALLY done it?"
try it and let me know about it when ye get out of prison lol
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"I had a neighbour who flashed me years ago. She was putting stuff in her bin which was it the front, just as I was walking past. A gust of wind, yes, there is a god, caught hold of the bathrobe she was wearing, blew it open and up round her head, and not a stitch on her under it.
About two weeks later I bumped into her at the front of the house again and she told me she was mortified that morning as she hadn't even shaved at the time
She was great craic, god bless her. She left the husband a year after that and the place just isn't the same without her. "
..well Mick that's the story ur tellin us 
My bet tis you'd an qualified commercial electrician fit a remotely operated 6kw commercial extractor blower fan fitted in a drain and you pushed the bin over beside and waited,,and waited,,ffs what's keepin her.. |
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"Curious to know if anyone has ever lived out this scenario? Its so cliché but I doubt anyone has ACTUALLY done it?"
My partner Ginger did exactly that last night when she answered the door with dressing gown open and lingerie on show.
The delivery man left with a huge smile on his face. |
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I don't like pizza...but I do like flashing. Lol
Would I flash to delivery guy?nope...there is time and place for shit like that 