Any ladies looking to get rid of used metal type dildos get in touch. Im a planning on bringing out a bespoke range of salt and pepper shakers by drilling holes in the tops of them. If the little motors are still working I can sell these as self shaking models.
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Dildo racing used to be a thing in pubs in the North of England back in the 90s.
There only rules were each competitor had to buy the dildo for £5 from a vending machine.
They raced on the bar counter and the winner was the first to vibrate across the finish line. They got their fiver back and a free drink.
It was a joint promotion between the vending company and the pub landlords.
The vending company tried doing the same in NI but couldn't find anyone willing to take on the franchise or pubs that wanted the publicity and outrage that would follow  |
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Strap a load of them to your car and hey presto you have your own EV or more precisely a VV. Might take a while getting there but you'd have a smile on your face as you arrive disheveled and drained while singing Good Vibrations |
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"Tie one to a rope and use it to vibrate the air from wet concrete
Don’t forget to pull it out or the homeowner could have a suspicious vibration coming from their walls"
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