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By *og-Man OP   Man  over a year ago

somewhere

So by a fluke of politics you've been appointed the mayor of the county you live in

You have the power to create one law to do something good for the county

What do you do

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By *ORBCouple  over a year ago

Dundalk

Put a roof over it

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By *s LollyWoman  over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

Get rid of the ould ancient Dolmen Rock and replace it was a less ancient statue of me

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By *og-Man OP   Man  over a year ago

somewhere


"Get rid of the ould ancient Dolmen Rock and replace it was a less ancient statue of me"

We'd need the skill of the ancient Egyptians to build boobs that big out of stone

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By *s LollyWoman  over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...


"Get rid of the ould ancient Dolmen Rock and replace it was a less ancient statue of me

We'd need the skill of the ancient Egyptians to build boobs that big out of stone "

Im sure there's a few stonemasons knocking about with big hands for that hands on approach

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By *eralt80Man  over a year ago

cork

Those that park illegally in disabled spaces will have their vehicles seized and crushed at their expense

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By *iscuits8Man  over a year ago

Meath / Dublin / Birmingham

I'd relocate Tayto Park to the grounds of Trim Castle. No real reason, just for the shits and giggles. Maybe stick a go-kart track around the Newgrange monument... for the same reason.

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By *s LollyWoman  over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...


"I'd relocate Tayto Park to the grounds of Trim Castle. No real reason, just for the shits and giggles. Maybe stick a go-kart track around the Newgrange monument... for the same reason."

Emerald Park

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By *iscuits8Man  over a year ago

Meath / Dublin / Birmingham

Pfft... Tayto Park, The Point Theatre and Lansdowne Road for life baby...

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By *affa31Woman  over a year ago

Galway


"I'd relocate Tayto Park to the grounds of Trim Castle. No real reason, just for the shits and giggles. Maybe stick a go-kart track around the Newgrange monument... for the same reason."

The echo gate would be even more fun then!

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By *ollypop9Woman  over a year ago

wouldn't you like to know


"Those that park illegally in disabled spaces will have their vehicles seized and crushed at their expense "

I'm totally with you on that, and add those who park too close to those spots, making them unusable.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Deport all the degenerates to Leitrim

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Open a proper tapas bar and a nice pizza bar

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By *og-Man OP   Man  over a year ago

somewhere


"Deport all the degenerates to Leitrim "

Mick will love you

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Deport all the degenerates to Leitrim

Mick will love you "

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By *ichael McCarthyMan  over a year ago

Lucan

Bastards, the lot of yiz!

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By *ealitybitesMan  over a year ago

Belfast


"Deport all the degenerates to Leitrim "

They'll just regenerate and release them into the wild again like they've always done.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Get rid of the ould ancient Dolmen Rock and replace it was a less ancient statue of me

We'd need the skill of the ancient Egyptians to build boobs that big out of stone

Im sure there's a few stonemasons knocking about with big hands for that hands on approach "

I'm not a stonemason, but I'm willing to learn to become one!!!

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By *iscuits8Man  over a year ago

Meath / Dublin / Birmingham


"I'd relocate Tayto Park to the grounds of Trim Castle. No real reason, just for the shits and giggles. Maybe stick a go-kart track around the Newgrange monument... for the same reason.

The echo gate would be even more fun then!"

I had to google the echo gate there. I'd genuinely never heard of it. I've also never been to Tayto/Emerals/ask me arse Park. Sheltered.

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By *og-Man OP   Man  over a year ago

somewhere


"I'd relocate Tayto Park to the grounds of Trim Castle. No real reason, just for the shits and giggles. Maybe stick a go-kart track around the Newgrange monument... for the same reason.

The echo gate would be even more fun then!

I had to google the echo gate there. I'd genuinely never heard of it. I've also never been to Tayto/Emerals/ask me arse Park. Sheltered."

Hope you've been in The Aviva or 3Arena

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By *ichael McCarthyMan  over a year ago

Lucan


"Deport all the degenerates to Leitrim

They'll just regenerate and release them into the wild again like they've always done. "

You're dead to me now!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'd legalise Ayahuasca

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By *adger BrocMan  over a year ago

Co. Cork

Build a wall around County Cork to keep out all those outsider Fabbers who are coming here to have fun with our overstretched (pun intended) local Fabbers.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Bring pole vaulting to the gaa . And charge anyone from Leitrim passing through

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By *olouWoman  over a year ago

Swords

Have a new army barracks built behind my house, with new recruits exercising outside my bedroom window

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"

Bastards, the lot of yiz!

"

Ah it yous

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By *ndqtMan  over a year ago

The Wild West

Id make any female member of fab resident in Co Cork - exempt from income tax.

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By *ichael McCarthyMan  over a year ago

Lucan


"Bring pole vaulting to the gaa . And charge anyone from Leitrim passing through "

Jaysus, it's all coming out today!

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By *ka ..Agent k ..Man  over a year ago

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"Id make any female member of fab resident in Co Cork - exempt from income tax."

that'd be pointless that's the Rebel county they don't pay an there anyway..

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By *adger BrocMan  over a year ago

Co. Cork


"Id make any female member of fab resident in Co Cork - exempt from income tax.

that'd be pointless that's the Rebel county they don't pay an there anyway.. "

We never pay cum in tax

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Lovely Laois??

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By *lamingo57Woman  over a year ago

Carrick


"Deport all the degenerates to Leitrim "

There's enough here already

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By *adger BrocMan  over a year ago

Co. Cork


"Id make any female member of fab resident in Co Cork - exempt from income tax.

that'd be pointless that's the Rebel county they don't pay an there anyway..

We never pay cum in tax"

If I have to pay a toll on my way from Cork to Laois is that an "I'm cummin" tax?

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By *an I Kiss youMan  over a year ago

Manchester City Centre


"Build a wall around County Cork to keep out all those outsider Fabbers who are coming here to have fun with our overstretched (pun intended) local Fabbers.

"

.

You get my vote there.

And make Kerry pay for the wall, . Or the Dubs

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By *asual777Man  over a year ago

i travel all over

Laws to reduce rental and sale prices in county Galway

Restrictions on who buys (owner occupiers or maximum of 1 buy to let)

This reduces demand so reduces sale prices

But there is a Risk that this limits rental property . Some percentage of new council builds would be allocated as rent only .

Significant added restrictions on Airbnb also

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'd appoint Bogman as the head of the social committee.

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By *og-Man OP   Man  over a year ago

somewhere


"I'd appoint Bogman as the head of the social committee."

Jesus no .....everyone would want a Donut with their ticket

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'd appoint Bogman as the head of the social committee.

Jesus no .....everyone would want a Donut with their ticket "

I want results, not excuses BM!

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By *eralt80Man  over a year ago

cork

Free creme eggs for all but only between the hours of 3:37 and 4:09

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

More carless, treelined roads and everyone free to ramble whenever they want to

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By *uriousVoyeurMan  over a year ago

Northside


"Build a wall around County Cork to keep out all those outsider Fabbers who are coming here to have fun with our overstretched (pun intended) local Fabbers.

.

You get my vote there.

And make Kerry pay for the wall, . Or the Dubs "

I'm sure the Dubs and Kerry folk would gladly get together and build,as well as pay for,a wall around Cork!! Especially if it keeps yiz in!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"More carless, treelined roads and everyone free to ramble whenever they want to"

I feel more countries need this in general, but I would love to see more of this in the cities for sure.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A statue erected in my honour at Junction 14 to commerate all the Blowjobs I have given up there to randomers

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By *imTam691Man  over a year ago

Dublin/Kildare/Meath

Need to spend more time at junction 14

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"A statue erected in my honour at Junction 14 to commerate all the Blowjobs I have given up there to randomers "

I thought there was a plaque around the back of the bins. So romantic.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I’d make naked selfies cumpulsorary for anyone that climbs Ben Bulben or Knocknarea and publish them on Fab

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