So like a lot of people in the country I’ve developed a ticklely cough and I just managed to get my hands on a bottle of cough syrup. Just to let ye all know I’m willing to share for sexual favours. |
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"So like a lot of people in the country I’ve developed a ticklely cough and I just managed to get my hands on a bottle of cough syrup. Just to let ye all know I’m willing to share for sexual favours. "
You could still be contagious so this is reckless behavior  |
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"So like a lot of people in the country I’ve developed a ticklely cough and I just managed to get my hands on a bottle of cough syrup. Just to let ye all know I’m willing to share for sexual favours.
You could still be contagious so this is reckless behavior "
True but if we both require the syrup then we’re both contagious |
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"So like a lot of people in the country I’ve developed a ticklely cough and I just managed to get my hands on a bottle of cough syrup. Just to let ye all know I’m willing to share for sexual favours. "
Aaawww...you are such a sweetheart  |
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"So like a lot of people in the country I’ve developed a ticklely cough and I just managed to get my hands on a bottle of cough syrup. Just to let ye all know I’m willing to share for sexual favours.
Aaawww...you are such a sweetheart "
#we’reallinthistogether |
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"The sexual favour might clear the tickly cough "
Don’t be poking no holes in my cunning plan. I missed out on the toilet paper hysteria I’m not about to miss out on the cough syrup one now unfolding around us |
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"So like a lot of people in the country I’ve developed a ticklely cough and I just managed to get my hands on a bottle of cough syrup. Just to let ye all know I’m willing to share for sexual favours.
Aaawww...you are such a sweetheart
#we’reallinthistogether "
He says in his isolated bed, head wrapped in his Wuhan towel, holding his covid syrup, ... your on your bud |
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"So like a lot of people in the country I’ve developed a ticklely cough and I just managed to get my hands on a bottle of cough syrup. Just to let ye all know I’m willing to share for sexual favours.
Aaawww...you are such a sweetheart
#we’reallinthistogether
He says in his isolated bed, head wrapped in his Wuhan towel, holding his covid syrup, ... your on your bud "
Hold your horses is said nuffin about no covid  |
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"Peel an onion, cut in half, soak in honey - best natural cough remedy ever! You're welcome
What do you do with the onion? Or need I ask "
Discard, just take a couple of teaspoons of the onion infused honey and try not to  |
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"Peel an onion, cut in half, soak in honey - best natural cough remedy ever! You're welcome
Do you eat it or is it a suppository or what? "
I wonder what benefits it might sow, eh sorry, reap as a suppository - try it and report back. Who knows what other natural remedy you may just have concocted |
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"Peel an onion, cut in half, soak in honey - best natural cough remedy ever! You're welcome
What do you do with the onion? Or need I ask
Discard, just take a couple of teaspoons of the onion infused honey and try not to "
This is a case of the cure being worse than the disease |
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"Peel an onion, cut in half, soak in honey - best natural cough remedy ever! You're welcome
What do you do with the onion? Or need I ask
Discard, just take a couple of teaspoons of the onion infused honey and try not to
This is a case of the cure being worse than the disease "
Hey, it's cheap and well, not so cheerful - eyes closed, head back and swallow, be grand (or so I'm often told) |
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""But what about your onion breath?"
Wrigley's for all your fab problems"
Fresh garlic cloves wedged between the toes are supposed to speed up recovery from an infection as it draws out toxins - wonderfully fragrant while ill |
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"These are all very helpful tips for natural remedies but how are they supposed to help with my sexual favours?? Let’s get back on topic people "
You can start collecting natural remedy tips and trade them for sexual favours 
There's a way to spruce up a profile too...list the ailments you have a natural remedy for and what you'd like in return |
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