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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Honestly mine is like throwing a sausage down OConnell Street. I think mine is so big that Shergar is hiding up my fanny "
Is there a reward for finding shergar? |
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By *_05Man
over a year ago
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"Did someone happen to see the post about small boobs earlier and is trying the same technique  "
maybe so, and that thread has almost 100 replies too. so strange.
also I can't imagine someone reading this and thinking its relatable |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Did someone happen to see the post about small boobs earlier and is trying the same technique
Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery"
Yes thats what happened |
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The other day, I was going down on my girlfriend when I said to her,
"Jeez you got a big pussy. Jeez you got a big pussy."
She said, "Why did you say that twice?"
I said, "I didn't."
Sorry, the title made me think of a bad joke from a very awesome 80s movie. |
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By *s louWoman
over a year ago
Enniskillen |
"The other day, I was going down on my girlfriend when I said to her,
"Jeez you got a big pussy. Jeez you got a big pussy."
She said, "Why did you say that twice?"
I said, "I didn't."
Sorry, the title made me think of a bad joke from a very awesome 80s movie. "
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"The other day, I was going down on my girlfriend when I said to her,
"Jeez you got a big pussy. Jeez you got a big pussy."
She said, "Why did you say that twice?"
I said, "I didn't."
Sorry, the title made me think of a bad joke from a very awesome 80s movie. "
Too many pencils!!! |
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"The other day, I was going down on my girlfriend when I said to her,
"Jeez you got a big pussy. Jeez you got a big pussy."
She said, "Why did you say that twice?"
I said, "I didn't."
Sorry, the title made me think of a bad joke from a very awesome 80s movie. "
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"The other day, I was going down on my girlfriend when I said to her,
"Jeez you got a big pussy. Jeez you got a big pussy."
She said, "Why did you say that twice?"
I said, "I didn't."
Sorry, the title made me think of a bad joke from a very awesome 80s movie.
Too many pencils!!!"
Far too many pencils indeed. Sadly Dillion got reincarnated as a pro golfer but fate would see him once again lose an appendage from a different type of predator (fresh water variety). |
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"The other day, I was going down on my girlfriend when I said to her,
"Jeez you got a big pussy. Jeez you got a big pussy."
She said, "Why did you say that twice?"
I said, "I didn't."
Sorry, the title made me think of a bad joke from a very awesome 80s movie.
Too many pencils!!!
Far too many pencils indeed. Sadly Dillion got reincarnated as a pro golfer but fate would see him once again lose an appendage from a different type of predator (fresh water variety)."
Very true but he picked himself up, dusted himself off and became a successful acting coach who can show you how to make soup out of leftovers!! |
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"How do you know if ya have one?
Obviously asking for a friend!
Is there a universal tool like the sky remote for men "
Those of us who had babies - the bigger the baby (ies), the bigger the vagina?
Those of us who didn't - try a ruler during your period?
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"Get back to the big pussy talk guys  "
Fair enough, but first…
The other day, I went up to my girlfriend, I said, "Y'know I'd like a little pussy". She said, "Me too, mine's as big as a house!"
And, I take my leave. |
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"Get back to the big pussy talk guys
Fair enough, but first…
The other day, I went up to my girlfriend, I said, "Y'know I'd like a little pussy". She said, "Me too, mine's as big as a house!"
And, I take my leave. "
“If it bleeds, we can …. it!” |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Get back to the big pussy talk guys
Fair enough, but first…
The other day, I went up to my girlfriend, I said, "Y'know I'd like a little pussy". She said, "Me too, mine's as big as a house!"
And, I take my leave.
“If it bleeds, we can …. it!” "
Fuck? |
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"Get back to the big pussy talk guys
Fair enough, but first…
The other day, I went up to my girlfriend, I said, "Y'know I'd like a little pussy". She said, "Me too, mine's as big as a house!"
And, I take my leave. "
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By *ndqtMan
over a year ago
The Wild West |
"Honestly mine is like throwing a sausage down OConnell Street. I think mine is so big that Shergar is hiding up my fanny "
Dont tell Coolmore stud - they'll have the insurance company out to you for a look  |
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"Honestly mine is like throwing a sausage down OConnell Street. I think mine is so big that Shergar is hiding up my fanny
Dont tell Coolmore stud - they'll have the insurance company out to you for a look "
I suspect Ballymany Stud might have something to say about that since they were the ones who had Shergar |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Honestly mine is like throwing a sausage down OConnell Street. I think mine is so big that Shergar is hiding up my fanny
Dont tell Coolmore stud - they'll have the insurance company out to you for a look
I suspect Ballymany Stud might have something to say about that since they were the ones who had Shergar "
I've a fanny like a otters pocket they'll never find it's contents. Like throwing a Kit Kat into the Shannon |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The other day, I was going down on my girlfriend when I said to her,
"Jeez you got a big pussy. Jeez you got a big pussy."
She said, "Why did you say that twice?"
I said, "I didn't."
Sorry, the title made me think of a bad joke from a very awesome 80s movie. "
classic movie gotta love predator |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Honestly mine is like throwing a sausage down OConnell Street. I think mine is so big that Shergar is hiding up my fanny
Dont tell Coolmore stud - they'll have the insurance company out to you for a look
I suspect Ballymany Stud might have something to say about that since they were the ones who had Shergar
I've a fanny like a otters pocket they'll never find it's contents. Like throwing a Kit Kat into the Shannon "
Laughing my ass off Rosy. Thanks for brightening up a dreary Thursday |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Gosh Rosy, you make your fanny sound like it can take anything.. spare tyres and shopping trolleys  "
Ah sure so big it's like throwing a bic biro down the aisle at Mass. Grand old storage facility I have this year's turf drying up there |
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"Gosh Rosy, you make your fanny sound like it can take anything.. spare tyres and shopping trolleys
Ah sure so big it's like throwing a bic biro down the aisle at Mass. Grand old storage facility I have this year's turf drying up there "
Room for one more sod? |
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"How do you measure the criteria for big fanny?
Is it total volume
Circumference
Internal length
Does the "fanny" include the mons Venus ?
It's too ambiguous a question
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contact nasa they have a specialist team |
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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago
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So you weigh a woman.
Turn her upside down and fill her fanny with water
Weigh her again while she stays upside down
The difference is the volume of her fanny
Volume ( cm3 )= weight(gm)/1 (gm/cm3) |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"So you weigh a woman.
Turn her upside down and fill her fanny with water
Weigh her again while she stays upside down
The difference is the volume of her fanny
Volume ( cm3 )= weight(gm)/1 (gm/cm3)"
Genius  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So you weigh a woman.
Turn her upside down and fill her fanny with water
Weigh her again while she stays upside down
The difference is the volume of her fanny
Volume ( cm3 )= weight(gm)/1 (gm/cm3)"
I suggested this for lads too, total volume of pussy displaced |
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"So you weigh a woman.
Turn her upside down and fill her fanny with water
Weigh her again while she stays upside down
The difference is the volume of her fanny
Volume ( cm3 )= weight(gm)/1 (gm/cm3)"
Or you could use left over christmas stuffing. Put it in a net bag. Pack in until full. Tie the bag. Pull it out and weigh it. I'll all for making use of left over food |
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Here for the comments and my God ye didn't disappoint. My answer would be if I have a big fanny, you'd better have a Big cock, wait... if the pencil fits the pencil case does it matter. OP you have us all in a flap over this  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Here for the comments and my God ye didn't disappoint. My answer would be if I have a big fanny, you'd better have a Big cock, wait... if the pencil fits the pencil case does it matter. OP you have us all in a flap over this "
Thinking of changing my user name to RosyBigFlaps |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So you weigh a woman.
Turn her upside down and fill her fanny with water
Weigh her again while she stays upside down
The difference is the volume of her fanny
Volume ( cm3 )= weight(gm)/1 (gm/cm3)"
Good luck getting any woman on a weighing scale |
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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago
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"So you weigh a woman.
Turn her upside down and fill her fanny with water
Weigh her again while she stays upside down
The difference is the volume of her fanny
Volume ( cm3 )= weight(gm)/1 (gm/cm3)"
I'd try that just for the laugh but the upside down weighing bit is giving me a headache.  |
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To get the interior volume of a fanny there's no need to go to the bother of weighing the lady, just turn her upside down, an excuse for a bit of rope play, and carefully fill the said fanny with liquid from a graduated container, until it overflows, record the amount of liquid used and hey presto you have your answer, just remember to return to the lady to an upright seated or standing position when finished or they may not agree to partake in future scientific trials   |
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By *ndqtMan
over a year ago
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"So you weigh a woman.
Turn her upside down and fill her fanny with water
Weigh her again while she stays upside down
The difference is the volume of her fanny
Volume ( cm3 )= weight(gm)/1 (gm/cm3)
I'd try that just for the laugh but the upside down weighing bit is giving me a headache. "
Someone needs to draw a cartoon illustration of this.... Im crying laughing here picturing it LOL |
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By *ndqtMan
over a year ago
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"To get the interior volume of a fanny there's no need to go to the bother of weighing the lady, just turn her upside down, an excuse for a bit of rope play, and carefully fill the said fanny with liquid from a graduated container, until it overflows, record the amount of liquid used and hey presto you have your answer, just remember to return to the lady to an upright seated or standing position when finished or they may not agree to partake in future scientific trials "
Ah yes the graduated flask or pipette.... would you need to place a spirit level on the subjects bottom too - just to verify they are completely vertical... this is going to need a written procedure |
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Ah yes the graduated flask or pipette.... would you need to place a spirit level on the subjects bottom too - just to verify they are completely vertical... this is going to need a written procedure "
And an independent panel of voyeur's to oversee the process |
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