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By *ohn heaney OP   Man  over a year ago

kildare

There is nothing more off putting than a bed creaking when doing the deed with the misses, with the kid next door in bed.ive tightened up all bolts,still creaks.So is there such thing as a quiet bed ??? There is no better place to ask such a question, lol

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By *hatCoupleNextDoorCouple  over a year ago

nearby

Have the exact same problem

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Tbh OP I thought being a married dude on here was the solution to a quiet bed..I'm fucking stumped

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Wd40 or noise cancelling headphones failing that sex so loud it will just make kids not want to be home ever...

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By *huCullainMan  over a year ago

Rathowen

I got a new wooden one from IKEA a while ago. Wood glue, rubber washers and plenty of L shaped brackets and it'll take whatever 2/3 people throw at it.

A bed I had a long time ago used to squeek a lot so I loosened up the joints, put car grease into it, tightened it up and wasn't a sound out of it again.

If you have divan bed then I dunno what you can do with them.

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By *ohn heaney OP   Man  over a year ago

kildare


"I got a new wooden one from IKEA a while ago. Wood glue, rubber washers and plenty of L shaped brackets and it'll take whatever 2/3 people throw at it.

A bed I had a long time ago used to squeek a lot so I loosened up the joints, put car grease into it, tightened it up and wasn't a sound out of it again.

If you have divan bed then I dunno what you can do with them."

I'll try the grease, sounds good

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By *ohn heaney OP   Man  over a year ago

kildare


"Wd40 or noise cancelling headphones failing that sex so loud it will just make kids not want to be home ever..."
lol very true, traumatised for life

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By *ohn heaney OP   Man  over a year ago

kildare


"Tbh OP I thought being a married dude on here was the solution to a quiet bed..I'm fucking stumped"
lol, I'm greedy tbh, love playing

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By *huCullainMan  over a year ago

Rathowen


"I got a new wooden one from IKEA a while ago. Wood glue, rubber washers and plenty of L shaped brackets and it'll take whatever 2/3 people throw at it.

A bed I had a long time ago used to squeek a lot so I loosened up the joints, put car grease into it, tightened it up and wasn't a sound out of it again.

If you have divan bed then I dunno what you can do with them.I'll try the grease, sounds good"

If it's a timber frame it's the dry wood rubbing (no pun intended) that makes the noise.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Kitchen table?? shower??

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By *adger BrocMan  over a year ago

Co. Cork

Try talcum powder on the joints. Also works for creaky stairs or wooden floors.

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By *s louWoman  over a year ago

Enniskillen


"Kitchen table?? shower??

"

I was going to say floor

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

We drilled our headboard into the wall so it’s all fixed in place. The mattress and bed we have is nice and quite

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"We drilled our headboard into the wall so it’s all fixed in place. The mattress and bed we have is nice and quite "

I did see a tik tok where parents placed those pool noodles behind headboard to stop the banging

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By *on Draper2.0Man  over a year ago

Maynooth

Just throw the mattress on the floor.

Failing that, ditch the beefcake and buy an inflatable bed. They are awesome and water/oil-proof

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By *omebirdWoman  over a year ago

N7

Abstinence is the solution to so many of life's problems..

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By *on Draper2.0Man  over a year ago

Maynooth


"Abstinence is the solution to so many of life's problems.. "

Name one!

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By *ol_ieMan  over a year ago

Dublin west

Like others have said if it's a timber frame tighten up the fixings or maybe add additional brackets to it if it's old.

Memory foam mattresses also help as less movement with them.

Rubber door stops between the headboard and the wall is also a cheap and effective fix.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Abstinence is the solution to so many of life's problems.. "

Really is tbf

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By *atherjackhackettMan  over a year ago

Tipperary

Yes there is such a bed. My bed

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By *ubal1Man  over a year ago

Newry Down

I have a completely silent bed: remove any legs and let base rest flat on the floor, preferably on a carpet or large thick mat.

Put a good quality thick synthetic mattress topper between the mattress and the base, to smooth out any lumps and bumps.

If there is a headboard, ensure it does not knock off the wall; set the bed away from wall.

If the base is slatted, reglue and screw after drilling holes to stop wood from splitting.

If the slats are too thin the replace with much thicker slats and more of them to suit weight of occupants.

Incrementally solve each noise issue thoroughly and you will eventually have a totally quiet bed and bedroom, as I have had for years.

Crucially, if the internal springs of the mattress are noisy, this cannot be cured; get a new mattress.

My personal opinion is that memoryfoam mattresses are too warm and collapse; a sprung mattress breathes better and is much more durable.

Years ago I had a water bed; very very heavy and are easily damaged, but supremely comfortable!

Watch the Steptoe and Son episode about the waterbed which is very funny. The latter is a comedy that was first broadcast on the BBC in 1962!

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By *onnrodMan  over a year ago

moira

I built my own bed out of inch and a half steel pipes and key clamp fittings, with reclaimed timbers from a trawler used for the head and footboards. The slats were fixed to runners bolted to the main frame rails.

It weighs a tonne but it does not move, therefore it does not creak!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Couple of duvets and pillows on the floor.

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By *B 4099Man  over a year ago

North West, Outer Letterkenny area

God this reminds me of a story from my younger days. The neighbours complained, kids traumatised allegedly.

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By *ndqtMan  over a year ago

The Wild West

Jaysus.... such feats of engineering.... this place is amazing.

Now can anyone advise how to stop my hip creaking

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Mine is solid wood, with wood lats and a no-spring mattress. It was perfectly silent until i had to move it recently for refurbs and now it creaks ... daaaammmmnnnnn

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By *eard and BoobsCouple  over a year ago

Portstewart

You need a buffer between every joint around 1/4 inch of rubber between each joint on the main frame and if you have slats change to a sheet of mdf with multiple supports down the centre of it

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By *rtful dodgerMan  over a year ago

Dublin Galway Belfast

Just get the wife to keep her hands on the bed, feet on the ground. No charge for that advice

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By *huCullainMan  over a year ago

Rathowen


"Jaysus.... such feats of engineering.... this place is amazing.

Now can anyone advise how to stop my hip creaking "

50ml of WD40 twice a day after food. And apply lube generously before sex.

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By *opdubcatMan  over a year ago

Dublin


"There is nothing more off putting than a bed creaking when doing the deed with the misses, with the kid next door in bed.ive tightened up all bolts,still creaks.So is there such thing as a quiet bed ??? There is no better place to ask such a question, lol "

did you ask mattress micks advice

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By *ilthyNightsCouple  over a year ago

East / North, Cork

I squirt the joints every now and then with WD40... works great

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By *hilaboutMan  over a year ago

kilkenny

Quality of bed has a lot gotta do with it .was in air b n b recently terrible noisy whereas hotel bed almost silent

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