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By *ervy Priest OP Man
over a year ago
The Diocese Of Lesbos And Poppincandy |
Amen and Hallelujah!!!….. I am now taking confessions in the Ireland Forum confessional box….. if you have fallen by the wayside, or been a naughty boy or girl, all you need to do is say “Bless me Father for I have sinned”….. then, you can either private message me what your sin is, or post it on this thread for everyone to read…..
I will then tell you what your penance is and, for the most naughty, i will set you a task which you MUST complete before the _ervy priest cleanses you off your sin….. Good luck ?? Amen….. will someone shout HALLELUJAH!! ?? |
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By *ervy Priest OP Man
over a year ago
The Diocese Of Lesbos And Poppincandy |
"Bless me padre for I have grievously sinned.
I asked inappropriate questions of a lady.
I am begging for forgiveness from you and from the lady in question. "
To enable The Pervy Priest to give you penance you must disclose the nature of such naughty questions ?? Amen |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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And that's what God expects from His sheep, here at the Greater Ebenezer New Revival Tree of Life Institutional Double Rock on the Side of the Road to Jericho Missionary Baptist Church of Zion!
And I said Mount Cavalry! Huh! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Bless me padre for I have grievously sinned.
I asked inappropriate questions of a lady.
I am begging for forgiveness from you and from the lady in question. "
I accepted your apology  |
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"Bless me padre for I have grievously sinned.
I asked inappropriate questions of a lady.
I am begging for forgiveness from you and from the lady in question.
I accepted your apology "
That is indeed most gracious of you.
But I didn't think any questions I asked you could be considered inappropriate...lol.
But if I ever did I am happy to recieve your acceptance of my apology....
I just hope another lady is as willing to accept my apology  |
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Father .... FATHER... 
Stop wankin in the confession box ... 
What ... your recording this too ?? 
Ah ffs father ... sure would ta not be better on pornhub than beatin the bishop off in the confession box??? 
What do you think bishop ?? 
Ah God sorry ... you have your mouth full .... 
Anyway , I only came in to rob box a matches from the alter ... me fag lighter is empty 
I'll leave ye too it so |
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"Father .... FATHER...
Stop wankin in the confession box ...
What ... your recording this too ??
Ah ffs father ... sure would ta not be better on pornhub than beatin the bishop off in the confession box???
What do you think bishop ??
Ah God sorry ... you have your mouth full ....
Anyway , I only came in to rob box a matches from the alter ... me fag lighter is empty
I'll leave ye too it so "
this cracked me up |
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"Father .... FATHER...
Stop wankin in the confession box ...
What ... your recording this too ??
Ah ffs father ... sure would ta not be better on pornhub than beatin the bishop off in the confession box???
What do you think bishop ??
Ah God sorry ... you have your mouth full ....
Anyway , I only came in to rob box a matches from the alter ... me fag lighter is empty
I'll leave ye too it so
this cracked me up "
There still at in there.... |
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By *ubal1Man
over a year ago
Newry Down |
I live by my own rules and code of conduct; priests and other hypocritical charlatans are ignored by me and disregarded by most other Irish citizens today because they frightened us into behaving to a set of rules to which they did not adhere themselves.
They were total hypocrites |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I live by my own rules and code of conduct; priests and other hypocritical charlatans are ignored by me and disregarded by most other Irish citizens today because they frightened us into behaving to a set of rules to which they did not adhere themselves.
They were total hypocrites"
I'm not entirely sure he is a real priest Jubal |
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By *indenMan
over a year ago
Naas which is South West of Dublin |
"Bless me father for I have sinned .. again and again and again … and I dressed up as a saint and paraded myself at the alter of a church where my husband took some rude pictures
Sorry not sorry "
I’m not sorry either, infact, I’m grateful……. |
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"Bless me padre for I have grievously sinned.
I asked inappropriate questions of a lady.
I am begging for forgiveness from you and from the lady in question.
To enable The Pervy Priest to give you penance you must disclose the nature of such naughty questions ?? Amen "
All has been forgiven.
Better to get forgiveness from a Goddess than any God. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Bless me father for I want to sin!!
It's being September since I've been naughty and the inappropriate thoughts I'm having have turned me to prozac and lithium to curb my actions.
Have you got a nun or a house keeper to help me out of this problem??
2 nuns would be great?? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Bless me father for I want to sin!!
It's being September since I've been naughty and the inappropriate thoughts I'm having have turned me to prozac and lithium to curb my actions.
Have you got a nun or a house keeper to help me out of this problem??
2 nuns would be great?? "
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