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By *ohnFK OP Man over a year ago

Where the Streets Have No Name

'At Christmas I was getting depressed,

'Till Sue started getting undressed,

She hummed 'Deck the Halls'

As she sucked on my balls,

And I came all over her chest'

(Happy with that

)

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By *noozyQWoman over a year ago

South

Mr President... Did you write a limerick about me?!

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By *ohnFK OP Man over a year ago

Where the Streets Have No Name

True Story

Happy Christmas Snoozy

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By *amsevenMan over a year ago

cork

It was on the day christ was born

To church we went on xmas morn

At the door well, mrs Fitz,

I rubbed off her tits

And during mass I played with my horn

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By *ohnFK OP Man over a year ago

Where the Streets Have No Name

"It was on the day christ was born

To church we went on xmas morn

At the door well, mrs Fitz,

I rubbed off her tits

And during mass I played with my horn"

Howled!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Mr J,I’ll accept this is for me too

lol x

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By *ohnFK OP Man over a year ago

Where the Streets Have No Name

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By *amsevenMan over a year ago

cork

There a blond,shes all dressed in red

How I'd love to get her in bed

Shes only 4 foot 11

But I'll add another 7

Go way you cork Langer she said

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By *amsevenMan over a year ago

cork

I spotted a profile called snoozyQ

I perved her hot pics, imagined what I'd do

She is a south dub

My cock I did rub

As I thought about bending her in two

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By *ackandsashaCouple over a year ago

West Dublin

There once was a fuck buddy called Di

Who had been fucked by my wife and I

she invited me to dinner

said her hubby had cum in her

so all I could eat was cream pie

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By *amsevenMan over a year ago

cork

"There once was a fuck buddy called Di

Who had been fucked by my wife and I

she invited me to dinner

said her hubby had cum in her

so all I could eat was cream pie"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"There a blond,shes all dressed in red

How I'd love to get her in bed

Shes only 4 foot 11

But I'll add another 7

Go way you cork Langer she said

Lol

I’m very impressed with this

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

At Christmas Rubs was feeling down,

Til J started acting the clown,

Put a smile on her face

and her pulse at a race

This thread has banished her frown

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By *amsevenMan over a year ago

cork

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By *amsevenMan over a year ago

cork

"At Christmas Rubs was feeling down,

Til J started acting the clown,

Put a smile on her face

and her pulse at a race

This thread has banished her frown

Turn that frown upside down rubs

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By *amsevenMan over a year ago

cork

"There a blond,shes all dressed in red

How I'd love to get her in bed

Shes only 4 foot 11

But I'll add another 7

Go way you cork Langer she said

Lol

I’m very impressed with this

well that wasnt my intention at all

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