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over a year ago
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Just for a laugh what's your funniest or cringe worthy story while doing the deed.
I met a guy , all going well and he whips it out for me to give a suck... suddenly out of the blue I sneeze. He replies with "you're hardly allergic to a big thick cock"....to which I reply honestly without thinking "no no I'm just allergic to peanuts" ....talk about bruising a man's ego lol |
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In the throws as a girlfriend was riding me, I moved my head upwards and my chin hit her on the eye socket, causing a huge black eye. The official story given was we were playing tennis. I told her if she had told the truth it would have made a better story! |
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During foreplay somehow I got a tear under my foreskin. It took awhile before either of us noticed by which stage there was blood everywhere. Needless to say it killed the mood and there was a major clean up needed. Took a few weeks before we could take up where we left off |
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A fwb who was big into feminism wanted to try fisting. A completely new experience for both of us which took a couple of trys. Eventually I get a full fist in and it feels like my hand is being squeezed hard from all directions.
Afterwards I notice my wrist looks like it had a rubber band on it because my hand and forearm are different colours. Telling her what I felt, that she has a very strong vagina and I showed her my arm. She started to beam with pride and boast about it, which made me  and  |
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lets just say it killed the moment 