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Worst Christmas present you've received.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Just curious to know what is the worst Christmas present you've received in the past.
Christmas Socks, Statement Mugs, Photo frames, been Regifted something?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My ex husband used to buy me things that he wanted the most stand out being a fishing rod, a darts board, a Sky Sports subscription. I don't fish play darts or watch sports but funnily enough he did  |
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By *andytownMan
over a year ago
Gods Own Country |
"My ex husband used to buy me things that he wanted the most stand out being a fishing rod, a darts board, a Sky Sports subscription. I don't fish play darts or watch sports but funnily enough he did "
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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago
somewhere |
First Christmas with a girlfriend I told her numerous times that I don't wear a watch cause it'll get broken on site and I dont like anything on my wrist
Same conversation for 3 months
Got a watch off her for Christmas because she thought I was joking
The kids got me a DVD boxset of my favourite animal as well as adopting one for me a few years ago
We don't have a DVD player which I explained at the time but they weren't listening because they got me another DVD boxset last Christmas |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The fishing rod cracks me up 
Between playing darts and watching sport where would you find time for your fishing "
Oh I forgot the fishing waders as well which funnily enough were his size. His gift buying skills were terrible he once bought me tumble dryer as push present for having our baby. Even the delivery driver was like you might want to reconsider that |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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An ex once got me a gym membership. I already had one with a different gym for almost 5 years!
Dad once bought me a set of sheep shears..
Sister bought me wellies with unicorns on them wore them regardless, got some looks.. still chasing that dream
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Jesus daydreamer you just reminded me, an ex got me a gym membership for the gym near her work so I'd give her a lift home every day. I was already a member of a gym 5 mins walk from the place we rented, we broke up a few months later. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"An ex once got me a gym membership. I already had one with a different gym for almost 5 years!
Dad once bought me a set of sheep shears..
Sister bought me wellies with unicorns on them wore them regardless, got some looks.. still chasing that dream
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Sheep shears and unicorn wellies hahaha please update your pics accordingly  |
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By *yche_xWoman
over a year ago
nearby |
"My ex husband used to buy me things that he wanted the most stand out being a fishing rod, a darts board, a Sky Sports subscription. I don't fish play darts or watch sports but funnily enough he did "
I can see why he is the ex  |
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By *oserMan
over a year ago
where the wild roses grow |
"My ex husband used to buy me things that he wanted the most stand out being a fishing rod, a darts board, a Sky Sports subscription. I don't fish play darts or watch sports but funnily enough he did
I can see why he is the ex "
An ex that has everything |
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"My brother bought me 3 pots of assorted jams about 4 years ago. Still scratching my head. I'm not a jam person lol
Does he have a wife by any chance? "
At the time she wasnt but is now. I reckon he went into supervalu on way home for them  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My husband bought me a beautiful green coat one Christmas. Absolutely stunning and wasn't cheap.
I never, ever wear Green!!!
We were married over 30 years when this happened  |
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By *oserMan
over a year ago
where the wild roses grow |
"My ex bought me levi jeans that were totally wrong size for me , down the line found out they were meant for the bit on the side. presents got mixed up haha! "
No doubt the bit on the side loved the car fresher they got |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My ex husband used to buy me things that he wanted the most stand out being a fishing rod, a darts board, a Sky Sports subscription. I don't fish play darts or watch sports but funnily enough he did "
I hope you bought him lingerie |
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Engagement ring. I had told him time and time again I didnt see myself ever getting married, so he got his family round to ours christmas morning, got down on one knee in front of everyone and proposed. We split by the next christmas. |
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"I got an Easter egg from an elderly aunt. It was almost two years old when I received it. Fuck it, I ate it anyway. "
Waste not, want not . Did it taste off?
An ex had an aunt who used to have a jar of hazelnuts on offer for visitors - they were the remnants of the purple wrapped Roses hazelnut swirl she'd suck the chocolate off
I honestly can't remember a gift that was so bad it was memorable for being bad |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Engagement ring. I had told him time and time again I didnt see myself ever getting married, so he got his family round to ours christmas morning, got down on one knee in front of everyone and proposed. We split by the next christmas. "
You stayed with him for almost a year after he pulled that trick? What were you thinking? |
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Cant say i ever had a bad present tbh im glad ive a roof over my head that best present anyone can have theres a lot out there that dont have that and its a disgrace so think of the less fortunate people out there and lot of parents spend way over the top on there kids its like a bloody competion at times with some of them |
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"Socks and a box of condoms in the same present was awful..let's just say there wasn't too many hard socks left around after that lol   "
They were just making sure you were going to have protected sex with warm feet - how thoughtful |
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By *addy0Man
over a year ago
carlow town |
"Socks and a box of condoms in the same present was awful..let's just say there wasn't too many hard socks left around after that lol
They were just making sure you were going to have protected sex with warm feet - how thoughtful "
They must of taught I was into some serious odd stuff alright |
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"Socks and a box of condoms in the same present was awful..let's just say there wasn't too many hard socks left around after that lol
They were just making sure you were going to have protected sex with warm feet - how thoughtful
They must of taught I was into some serious odd stuff alright "
What's odd about socks and pies in conjunction with sex? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Socks and a box of condoms in the same present was awful..let's just say there wasn't too many hard socks left around after that lol
Safe sex wanking socks.....saves on the washing "
My thoughts exactly!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Socks and a box of condoms in the same present was awful..let's just say there wasn't too many hard socks left around after that lol "
Were they Christmas Socks at least? |
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By *addy0Man
over a year ago
carlow town |
"Socks and a box of condoms in the same present was awful..let's just say there wasn't too many hard socks left around after that lol
Were they Christmas Socks at least?"
Nope, if they were I'd have gotten the joke lol |
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"Engagement ring. I had told him time and time again I didnt see myself ever getting married, so he got his family round to ours christmas morning, got down on one knee in front of everyone and proposed. We split by the next christmas.
You stayed with him for almost a year after he pulled that trick? What were you thinking?"
Hundreds of miles from my family, juggling uni, part time job and the kids took a while to get exit plan set up. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I meant to get my wife a potato masher this Christmas cos her own one is broken.....that could be one for her Christmas stocking for the craic. Real presents under the tree |
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Back in the 80s a gf gave me a cardigan for Christmas, it was black, with large red, blue, and yellow spots on it, I'll admit I did wear it a few times, mainly because she could have been Patsy Kensit's twin sister |
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By *ubal1Man
over a year ago
Newry Down |
Decades ago, a guy I knew decades ago who came from a notoriously tight-fisted family who had an affluent public image, gave me a book on monsters that he had picked up very cheap, I think for about 10p.
I have no interest in this genre and I have always detested horror films; he would have been aware of this, but it was probably the cheapest item he could find. I threw it into the domestic coal fire! |
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"Decades ago, a guy I knew decades ago who came from a notoriously tight-fisted family who had an affluent public image, gave me a book on monsters that he had picked up very cheap, I think for about 10p.
I have no interest in this genre and I have always detested horror films; he would have been aware of this, but it was probably the cheapest item he could find. I threw it into the domestic coal fire!"
At least you got some heat out of it |
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Probably a set of plastic juggling clubs…
But then again maybe the creatine powder!
(I’d asked for something to do with running, thinking I would get a pair of trainers)…
This year I got a small wheel of cheese!
These are from the same person over the years |
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By *aid backMan
over a year ago
by a lake with my rod out |
"My ex husband used to buy me things that he wanted the most stand out being a fishing rod, a darts board, a Sky Sports subscription. I don't fish play darts or watch sports but funnily enough he did "
I'll bring you fishing |
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Not the worst Christmas present but the Christmas that stands out the most from my childhood
I asked for a hamster to be told I was too young to look after a pet. Christmas day came and my little sister got a hamster |
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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago
somewhere |
"Not the worst Christmas present but the Christmas that stands out the most from my childhood
I asked for a hamster to be told I was too young to look after a pet. Christmas day came and my little sister got a hamster "
Jesus thats rough |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My ex husband used to buy me things that he wanted the most stand out being a fishing rod, a darts board, a Sky Sports subscription. I don't fish play darts or watch sports but funnily enough he did
I'll bring you fishing "
Don't take the bait! |
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By *rkkidMan
over a year ago
Cork |
"Not the worst Christmas present but the Christmas that stands out the most from my childhood
I asked for a hamster to be told I was too young to look after a pet. Christmas day came and my little sister got a hamster "
Did you ever get one? |
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So it must have been the very early 90's Christmas morning and my brother and myself thought the two big boxes in the corner of the room on Christmas day was a brand new hifi stereo system haha but it turned out to be two electric blankets lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"An xbox and gaming chair
cool gift if i was into video games but clearly did have a clue who I am
...it was start of the the end "
Are they single now cause that's my kinda gifting? |
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