So finished work today for the year, yay me, but my nose has t stopped running and I feel like sh1t. But my biggest issue - can someone recommend a good tissue. Has to be absorbent yet soft and gentle on my nose.
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"What did the angry snowman say to the carrot?
Get out of my face
Tissues - ya can’t beat Kleenex balsam and get a good balm onto your nose unless you want santa stealing you to lead the sleigh "
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Why are will Smith & Chris rock not having Christmas dinner? Coz they got beef!
Get yourself some benylin 4 flu day & Night, will stop it running n n give ya some night's sleep too , |
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"So finished work today for the year, yay me, but my nose has t stopped running and I feel like sh1t. But my biggest issue - can someone recommend a good tissue. Has to be absorbent yet soft and gentle on my nose.
T.I.A
Also your best Christmas cracker jokes will help cheer me up "
Sounds like the old Colombian flu….
Cut a tampon in half and jam a half up each nostril, you’re welcome |
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"So finished work today for the year, yay me, but my nose has t stopped running and I feel like sh1t. But my biggest issue - can someone recommend a good tissue. Has to be absorbent yet soft and gentle on my nose.
T.I.A
Also your best Christmas cracker jokes will help cheer me up
Sounds like the old Colombian flu….
Cut a tampon in half and jam a half up each nostril, you’re welcome"
I’m fresh out at the moment |
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"Why are will Smith & Chris rock not having Christmas dinner? Coz they got beef!
Get yourself some benylin 4 flu day & Night, will stop it running n n give ya some night's sleep too , "
It might be my delirium talking but I don’t get it. But your attempt is much appreciated |
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