"How different would the world be if God were a woman.
Men might have 2 dicks...only one guy required for DP.
Cum might taste like Bailey's.
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I've told this story before....but...a few years ago a guy came on my face and most of it got in my eye. It got so so bad I had to go to A&E where I told the Dr that it was Baileys..he didn't believe a word of it of course  |
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By *3nsesMan
over a year ago
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"What ye mean if 
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If so why did SHE not do the Double Dick, Bailey's cum and other female friendly stuff."
Because she realised if all that was available she'd never get around to doing the housework. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"What ye mean if
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If so why did SHE not do the Double Dick, Bailey's cum and other female friendly stuff.
I'd say the last thing she'd do is giving men a second dick...  "
Most men can't get to grips with having one ffs |
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"What ye mean if
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If so why did SHE not do the Double Dick, Bailey's cum and other female friendly stuff.
Because she realised if all that was available she'd never get around to doing the housework. "
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"How different would the world be if God were a woman.
Men might have 2 dicks...only one guy required for DP.
Cum might taste like Bailey's.
I've told this story before....but...a few years ago a guy came on my face and most of it got in my eye. It got so so bad I had to go to A&E where I told the Dr that it was Baileys..he didn't believe a word of it of course "
IT’s people like you that cause the queues and waiting times, hardly an A and E injury. |
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Wow you assume it’s a bloke
You must not be aware of what’s on your passport “Eire”.
The modern Irish Éire evolved from the Old Irish word Ériu, which was the name of Ireland and of a Gaelic goddess. Ériu is generally believed to have been the matron goddess of Ireland, a goddess of sovereignty, or simply a goddess of the land.
So all the abundance of Irish food etc stems from the notion of the land being a female entity…. |
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"Wow you assume it’s a bloke
You must not be aware of what’s on your passport “Eire”.
The modern Irish Éire evolved from the Old Irish word Ériu, which was the name of Ireland and of a Gaelic goddess. Ériu is generally believed to have been the matron goddess of Ireland, a goddess of sovereignty, or simply a goddess of the land.
So all the abundance of Irish food etc stems from the notion of the land being a female entity…."
If you're referring to me, I don't believe in God (hence the word if) and I don't have an Irish passport
Mother nature/earth provides in abundance and Father sky gives us night and day  |
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By *asual777Man
over a year ago
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Men have it easier I think . No periods . No menopause . No getting ready for ages before a meet . No being called a slut for refusing to settle down . If you refuse to engage in toxic masculinity nonsense , being a bloke is not that demanding . |
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"What ye mean if
This
If so why did SHE not do the Double Dick, Bailey's cum and other female friendly stuff.
I'd say the last thing she'd do is giving men a second dick...
Most men can't get to grips with having one ffs"
I'm glad you said "most"! After many years practice I can quite expertly get to grips with my dick and as I'm ambidextrous,I could quite easily get to grips with both! If God herself was to grace me with 2!! And as for cum tasting like Bailey's?? It'd be interesting making baby Guinness and slippery nipples |
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