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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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There's so many things on Fab that make me drip like my frozen pipes thawing out...
Dick pics sitting on toilet...mmm love me a man who can multitask
Men who send copy and paste messages...the fact they are risking repetive arm strain to get the ride makes my fanny throb
Wanna meet now in your area messages messages...yes I'm at Junction 14 getting petrol but I'll gladly spare five minutes to blow you again it's the multitasking that gets me wetter than a otters pocket
Blank silhouette profiles looking to meet for fun. It's the mystery and not knowing that of course has me meeting a stranger off the Internet for sex on the Curragh
at midnight without seeing them. The risk alone has me getting my bucket and mop for me WAF ..wet ass fanny |
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By *egsyWoman
over a year ago
Meath |
"There's so many things on Fab that make me drip like my frozen pipes thawing out...
Dick pics sitting on toilet...mmm love me a man who can multitask
Men who send copy and paste messages...the fact they are risking repetive arm strain to get the ride makes my fanny throb
Wanna meet now in your area messages messages...yes I'm at Junction 14 getting petrol but I'll gladly spare five minutes to blow you again it's the multitasking that gets me wetter than a otters pocket
Blank silhouette profiles looking to meet for fun. It's the mystery and not knowing that of course has me meeting a stranger off the Internet for sex on the Curragh
at midnight without seeing them. The risk alone has me getting my bucket and mop for me WAF ..wet ass fanny "
 you always make me laugh! All so true! |
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Everyone knows women love mystery. I like to make them feel like I won't even show up at all, really adds to the romance. Also fellas make sure to not shower or shave. Smelling bad is more manly and beard rash is the sexiest souvenir you can give a woman, especially if you get too excited and don't last very long |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When they will flirt with literally anything that moves for a bit of attention.
Creamed boxers all day
Especially in forum threads #getaroom "
Oh your so funny and wise and smart....
Now go fab my pics |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Everyone knows women love mystery. I like to make them feel like I won't even show up at all, really adds to the romance. Also fellas make sure to not shower or shave. Smelling bad is more manly and beard rash is the sexiest souvenir you can give a woman, especially if you get too excited and don't last very long "
We totally we love a bit of gaslighting to get the pulse racing |
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"There's so many things on Fab that make me drip like my frozen pipes thawing out...
Dick pics sitting on toilet...mmm love me a man who can multitask
Men who send copy and paste messages...the fact they are risking repetive arm strain to get the ride makes my fanny throb
Wanna meet now in your area messages messages...yes I'm at Junction 14 getting petrol but I'll gladly spare five minutes to blow you again it's the multitasking that gets me wetter than a otters pocket
Blank silhouette profiles looking to meet for fun. It's the mystery and not knowing that of course has me meeting a stranger off the Internet for sex on the Curragh
at midnight without seeing them. The risk alone has me getting my bucket and mop for me WAF ..wet ass fanny "
Given all of that, I can't understand how you haven't accepted any of my numerous daily offers!  |
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"There's so many things on Fab that make me drip like my frozen pipes thawing out...
Dick pics sitting on toilet...mmm love me a man who can multitask
Men who send copy and paste messages...the fact they are risking repetive arm strain to get the ride makes my fanny throb
Wanna meet now in your area messages messages...yes I'm at Junction 14 getting petrol but I'll gladly spare five minutes to blow you again it's the multitasking that gets me wetter than a otters pocket
Blank silhouette profiles looking to meet for fun. It's the mystery and not knowing that of course has me meeting a stranger off the Internet for sex on the Curragh
at midnight without seeing them. The risk alone has me getting my bucket and mop for me WAF ..wet ass fanny "
How are your pipes now?! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"There's so many things on Fab that make me drip like my frozen pipes thawing out...
Dick pics sitting on toilet...mmm love me a man who can multitask
Men who send copy and paste messages...the fact they are risking repetive arm strain to get the ride makes my fanny throb
Wanna meet now in your area messages messages...yes I'm at Junction 14 getting petrol but I'll gladly spare five minutes to blow you again it's the multitasking that gets me wetter than a otters pocket
Blank silhouette profiles looking to meet for fun. It's the mystery and not knowing that of course has me meeting a stranger off the Internet for sex on the Curragh
at midnight without seeing them. The risk alone has me getting my bucket and mop for me WAF ..wet ass fanny "
Hmmmm... somehow...just barely.. somehow there's just a small bit ...a small bit now ...of sarcasm here...  ...just a small bit now..ha ha ha ... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"There's so many things on Fab that make me drip like my frozen pipes thawing out...
Dick pics sitting on toilet...mmm love me a man who can multitask
Men who send copy and paste messages...the fact they are risking repetive arm strain to get the ride makes my fanny throb
Wanna meet now in your area messages messages...yes I'm at Junction 14 getting petrol but I'll gladly spare five minutes to blow you again it's the multitasking that gets me wetter than a otters pocket
Blank silhouette profiles looking to meet for fun. It's the mystery and not knowing that of course has me meeting a stranger off the Internet for sex on the Curragh
at midnight without seeing them. The risk alone has me getting my bucket and mop for me WAF ..wet ass fanny
How are your pipes now?!"
Ya know I was truly surprised to find out how many plumbers are on Fab so many kind offers to warm my pipes with their big pipe... |
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Ya know I was truly surprised to find out how many plumbers are on Fab so many kind offers to warm my pipes with their big pipe..."
Ever had a graphic designer offer to come over and align your paragraphs? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Ya know I was truly surprised to find out how many plumbers are on Fab so many kind offers to warm my pipes with their big pipe...
Ever had a graphic designer offer to come over and align your paragraphs? "
I could do with a graphic designer sliding into my inbox as like to be touched...and re-touched..
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Ever had a graphic designer offer to come over and align your paragraphs?
I could do with a graphic designer sliding into my inbox as like to be touched...and re-touched..
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If you have a project that needs working on I'd be happy to crop your borders and insert my text into your ample pages.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"'Up for fun?'
Oh well hello to you too. Mission accomplished. Those three words just made my knickers drop  "
Pair this with " any naughty plans for the weekend" and it's clean up in aisle 3 |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I’ll drain your balls.
No thank you! I am not a tap."
I'm again very sorry about saying that to you I was just horny and in your area you can unblock me now |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When someone messages me asking if I've had any luck on the site.
Its always followed very shortly with the offer of a discreet suck and go....
I swear the women on here are pure durt |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When someone messages me asking if I've had any luck on the site.
Its always followed very shortly with the offer of a discreet suck and go....
I swear the women on here are pure durt"
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By *XlalaXXWoman
over a year ago
tipperary |
"When someone messages me asking if I've had any luck on the site.
Its always followed very shortly with the offer of a discreet suck and go....
I swear the women on here are pure durt"
Do I take this as a no ??? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oh no my mrs isn't bi... she just does it for me" boke, wtf is wrong with you? Also "do you fancy a gangbang" Oh certainly kind sir, txt me the address and I shall aquire my lubricant. "Fab to fuck" wise up. Just too many lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I especially love the passive aggressive if you don't reply with a message within a nanosecond.
" l guess you're not interested" pity party of 1."
Oh the passive aggressive messages so hot instantly make me change my mind and the your loss you don't know what you're missing out on leaves me reaching for my wand to finish myself off... |
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"There's so many things on Fab that make me drip like my frozen pipes thawing out...
Dick pics sitting on toilet...mmm love me a man who can multitask
Men who send copy and paste messages...the fact they are risking repetive arm strain to get the ride makes my fanny throb
Wanna meet now in your area messages messages...yes I'm at Junction 14 getting petrol but I'll gladly spare five minutes to blow you again it's the multitasking that gets me wetter than a otters pocket
Blank silhouette profiles looking to meet for fun. It's the mystery and not knowing that of course has me meeting a stranger off the Internet for sex on the Curragh
at midnight without seeing them. The risk alone has me getting my bucket and mop for me WAF ..wet ass fanny "
Your hilarious |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"There's so many things on Fab that make me drip like my frozen pipes thawing out...
Dick pics sitting on toilet...mmm love me a man who can multitask
Men who send copy and paste messages...the fact they are risking repetive arm strain to get the ride makes my fanny throb
Wanna meet now in your area messages messages...yes I'm at Junction 14 getting petrol but I'll gladly spare five minutes to blow you again it's the multitasking that gets me wetter than a otters pocket
Blank silhouette profiles looking to meet for fun. It's the mystery and not knowing that of course has me meeting a stranger off the Internet for sex on the Curragh
at midnight without seeing them. The risk alone has me getting my bucket and mop for me WAF ..wet ass fanny "
WOW... I Can't believe how easily you are turned on. I think you need to invest in air conditioning to cool you down.  |
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"Getting a wink then send a message and they don’t reply ?
Yeah, what is that about? Dickish behaviour.
It’s to trick you into fabbing her pics "
Thought just looking at a profile triggered that response - I must change my MO |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When you don't read or reply to a message so they message you 67 more times and then get thick that you haven't responded and call you a cnut.
Love that. "
Can i set this post as my profile pic and also have it framed in my living room? |
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