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My penis is on fire....
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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How are you going to put it out?
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Frank, Raph, and Jed had just finished their supper by the camp fire and broke out the jug of whiskey. Passing around the jug, they started bragging about their dangerous escapades throughout their lives. Frank says, "I remember one time I was crossing a stream and a 12 foot grizzly bear that was fishing for trout attacked me. I wrestled with that bear for three hours before I finally was able to draw my knife and kill it." "Aw, that's nuthin'" says Raph, "once when I was ridin' across the prairie, my horse stumbled in a gopher hole and I fell off into a draw plumb full of diamondback rattlesnakes. I started shootin' em in the head, fast as I could till I ran outta bullets. Then when they'd strike, I'd grab em and bite their heads off." Jed just stood there stokin' the fire with his penis. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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Frank, Raph, and Jed had just finished their supper by the camp fire and broke out the jug of whiskey. Passing around the jug, they started bragging about their dangerous escapades throughout their lives. Frank says, "I remember one time I was crossing a stream and a 12 foot grizzly bear that was fishing for trout attacked me. I wrestled with that bear for three hours before I finally was able to draw my knife and kill it." "Aw, that's nuthin'" says Raph, "once when I was ridin' across the prairie, my horse stumbled in a gopher hole and I fell off into a draw plumb full of diamondback rattlesnakes. I started shootin' em in the head, fast as I could till I ran outta bullets. Then when they'd strike, I'd grab em and bite their heads off." Jed just stood there stokin' the fire with his penis."
On bonus prize for guessing what happened but I need solutions |
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By *reland8Man
over a year ago
sandyford |
"How are you going to put it out?
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Cash prize may be substituted by a graphic picture of above mentioned Penis at OPs discretion.
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Posting on thread automatically signals willingness to sleep with OP."
Penicillin |
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By *ndqtMan
over a year ago
The Wild West |
"How are you going to put it out?
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T's & C's apply
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Posting on thread automatically signals willingness to sleep with OP."
How about another mass Ted??? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Just let it burn out, cost of living crisis be a shame to waste a fire so we'll huddle around it to keep warm and sing to drown out your screams sorry to make you feel better  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Quick hint removal or stamping are not gonna win a prize.....
There aren’t too many people running to your aid, take what you can get I’d say. "
Considering the ts and Cs it's more than expected |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I've got the circus fire eater on speed dial. Just need your eircode and will send him your way .
Will the pic be of your flaming cock?   "
Yes but in an Alf Stewart way not a fire way |
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Cock on fire ? Easy remedy , stick it into a wet hole, just make sure it’s tight to suffocate the flames
To find an appropriate wet hole , go to Garryvoe beach at low tide. stick a finger into the sand , take the pinky to ensure tightness and stick the burning penis into the hole , no matter the girth it will fit, don’t worry |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Cock on fire ? Easy remedy , stick it into a wet hole, just make sure it’s tight to suffocate the flames
To find an appropriate wet hole , go to Garryvoe beach at low tide. stick a finger into the sand , take the pinky to ensure tightness and stick the burning penis into the hole , no matter the girth it will fit, don’t worry "
Why does that sound like you have experienced |
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