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Standing at the urinal
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Don't splash their shoes for a start if its the ones like a trough....
If its single urinals in a group ....pick an end one if all vacant....don't pick the middle one....give everyone space
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I always go for the middle one just to fuck with people  |
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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago
somewhere |
"I usually have a piss...
So 2021
Ah in 2021 there was no problem... 6 feet apart... masks on ... shur you couldnt get stage fright back then  "
Stage fright......what a brilliant name .....who hasn't walked up pushed in for space ......and can't pee  |
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By *ndqtMan
over a year ago
The Wild West |
"I usually have a piss...
So 2021
Ah in 2021 there was no problem... 6 feet apart... masks on ... shur you couldnt get stage fright back then
Stage fright......what a brilliant name .....who hasn't walked up pushed in for space ......and can't pee "
Bogman - the local nightclub down here where i cut me teeth in the mid 90s, you wouldnt want to have stage freight there lad...
6 urinals for a place that would have 2000 peolpe in there on new years, paddys night and st stephens...
It was a case of squeeze in and share... and sprinkling guaranteed you a broken nose
Cowboys Ted , Cowboys |
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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago
somewhere |
"Lads...serious question....what do the women be doing when they all go out together to the jax
Start a thread - I want to know that too  "
Ya have to wait till its in the lounge first.....then borrow it |
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Could start another thread on how us guys hold it. Do ye cup it/hide it/let it hang out in all it's glory/hold it like a cigarette between two fingers/or between thumb and finger/up the shaft or down the shaft. Or do some need to ne held by both hands |
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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago
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"Could start another thread on how us guys hold it. Do ye cup it/hide it/let it hang out in all it's glory/hold it like a cigarette between two fingers/or between thumb and finger/up the shaft or down the shaft. Or do some need to ne held by both hands "
In marks and spencers someone else holds it for you |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Could start another thread on how us guys hold it. Do ye cup it/hide it/let it hang out in all it's glory/hold it like a cigarette between two fingers/or between thumb and finger/up the shaft or down the shaft. Or do some need to ne held by both hands "
I let mine rest on the urinal, take the weight off ya know  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I usually have to stand a good bit back to reach the urinal comfortably. So yes obviously both hands are needed to hold it in place.
I always get strange looks |
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"Lads...serious question....what do the women be doing when they all go out together to the jax
Start a thread - I want to know that too
Ya have to wait till its in the lounge first.....then borrow it "
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"Borrowed from the lounge
What do you do ?
Look at the floor ?
Straight ahead ?
At the ceiling ?
At the guy standing next to you ?
Go on be honest …
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Look them straight into the eyes and make a direct eye contact then start singing
"It is raining men, Hallelujah ...."
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By *ubal1Man
over a year ago
Newry Down |
There was a story doing the rounds, years ago, and possibly apocryphal, that Bono was standing at a urinal in a city centre Dublin pub; but was unable to P, to get into the flow of things.
A fan, standing at the next urinal, enquired: "What's wrong, Bono. Stage fright."
To reiterate: probably apocryphal.
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By *asual777 OP Man
over a year ago
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"Lads...serious question....what do the women be doing when they all go out together to the jax
Start a thread - I want to know that too
Ya have to wait till its in the lounge first.....then borrow it "
Cheeky monkey |
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"Could start another thread on how us guys hold it. Do ye cup it/hide it/let it hang out in all it's glory/hold it like a cigarette between two fingers/or between thumb and finger/up the shaft or down the shaft. Or do some need to ne held by both hands
I let mine rest on the urinal, take the weight off ya know "
I just put my foot on edge and tuck out of my sock  |
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By *ubal1Man
over a year ago
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Truthfully, I never use a urinal, ever, because I always like to perform the task privately.
It's just a personal preference, I have never had an adverse experience at any urinal, nor have I been subjected to an act of importuning; but just in case!
There is probably some underlying psychological reason for my public reticence, but I have not yet uncovered it.
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By *asual777 OP Man
over a year ago
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"Truthfully, I never use a urinal, ever, because I always like to perform the task privately.
It's just a personal preference, I have never had an adverse experience at any urinal, nor have I been subjected to an act of importuning; but just in case!
There is probably some underlying psychological reason for my public reticence, but I have not yet uncovered it.
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Size anxiety ? |
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By *ubal1Man
over a year ago
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"Truthfully, I never use a urinal, ever, because I always like to perform the task privately.
It's just a personal preference, I have never had an adverse experience at any urinal, nor have I been subjected to an act of importuning; but just in case!
There is probably some underlying psychological reason for my public reticence, but I have not yet uncovered it.
Size anxiety ?"
I'm definitely a grower, but sometimes it takes a bit of time to develop a full flow! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Borrowed from the lounge
What do you do ?
Look at the floor ?
Straight ahead ?
At the ceiling ?
At the guy standing next to you ?
Go on be honest …
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look straight ahead |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Was in a Bar recently that had unisex toilets
Seem to be well laid out lads to the left ladies to the right worth nothing they kept the washing taps to the ladies side to keep them from perving .
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hopefully these become more popular. in the interest of equality of course |
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By *I TwoCouple
over a year ago
PDI 12-26th Nov 24 |
An actual sign at a golf club in Scotland
@ladsgolf
1. BACK STRAIGHT, KNEES BENT, FEET A SHOULDER WIDTH APART.
2. FORM A LOOSE GRIP.
3. KEEP YOUR HEAD DOWN!
4. AVOID A QUICK BACK SWING.
5. STAY OUT OF THE WATER.
6. TRY NOT TO HIT ANYONE.
7. IF YOU ARE TAKING TOO LONG, LET OTHERS GO AHEAD OF YOU.
8. DON'T STAND DIRECTLY IN FRONT OF OTHERS.
9. QUIET PLEASE...WHILE OTHERS ARE PREPARING.
10. DON'T TAKE EXTRA STROKES.
WELL DONE... NOW, FLUSH THE URINAL, WASH YOUR HANDS, GO OUTSIDE, AND TEE OFF. |
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"An actual sign at a golf club in Scotland
@ladsgolf
1. BACK STRAIGHT, KNEES BENT, FEET A SHOULDER WIDTH APART.
2. FORM A LOOSE GRIP.
3. KEEP YOUR HEAD DOWN!
4. AVOID A QUICK BACK SWING.
5. STAY OUT OF THE WATER.
6. TRY NOT TO HIT ANYONE.
7. IF YOU ARE TAKING TOO LONG, LET OTHERS GO AHEAD OF YOU.
8. DON'T STAND DIRECTLY IN FRONT OF OTHERS.
9. QUIET PLEASE...WHILE OTHERS ARE PREPARING.
10. DON'T TAKE EXTRA STROKES.
WELL DONE... NOW, FLUSH THE URINAL, WASH YOUR HANDS, GO OUTSIDE, AND TEE OFF."
Haha that’s a good one! |
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