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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Always harboured a secret fantasy to host a penis measuring meet , need a few lads who are not shy to disrobe (that is the easy bit) - but finding a lady or couple who are willing to be the measuring team and judges is always the hard part.
Thinking of categories such as , length, girth , flaccid length compared to hard etc…
Let me know if you think I should try to organise …. And any volunteers ?
Xxx
Bob |
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Too much room for camera trickery (focal length etc.)
To be candid, this would be fun if a enough women were involved in the rating process.
I would hope to be rated not just on gross size, but on form, firmness, presentation, maybe stamina.
Frankly, I'd be willing to include strength by weights off the base (to avoid disadvantage to those of use with more leverage) if we had female volunteers to keep our spirits up. |
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"Is it possible to weigh a penis? Any physicists know the answer...? "
A visit to the morgue with a scalpel and weighing scales might do the trick - alternatively ask a pathologist with experience, might save you a trip to the cell 
(Google tells me 160g on average - they've obviously done their research  ) |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Is it possible to weigh a penis? Any physicists know the answer...? "
I guess someone could volunteer to weigh each by hand …. It could then be a “hand job” |
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I think(based on memory of school experiments ), that if i was to dip my gloriously erect cock into a beaker of water, and meaure the volume of water displaced, I'd now know the volume of my cock in cubic centimetres. Now, i just need to know what a cubic centimetre of turgid muscle weighs. Hmmmm.. Average doesn't interest me,... BTW, i took part in a Measure the Meat competition once, it was great craic. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Will their be categories. Over 30s groups etc.
Is the judging the voice or x factor style?"
It'd have to be the voice style of judging, I don't think the male ego could take the criticism |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I think(based on memory of school experiments ), that if i was to dip my gloriously erect cock into a beaker of water, and meaure the volume of water displaced, I'd now know the volume of my cock in cubic centimetres. Now, i just need to know what a cubic centimetre of turgid muscle weighs. Hmmmm.. Average doesn't interest me,... BTW, i took part in a Measure the Meat competition once, it was great craic. "
Archimedes principle - the weight of the displaced water == weight of meaty cock… so I should bring a basin to the “meat” |
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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago
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"Is it possible to weigh a penis? Any physicists know the answer...?
A visit to the morgue with a scalpel and weighing scales might do the trick - alternatively ask a pathologist with experience, might save you a trip to the cell
(Google tells me 160g on average - they've obviously done their research )"
You had to go with the scalpei didnt you  |
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"Is it possible to weigh a penis? Any physicists know the answer...?
A visit to the morgue with a scalpel and weighing scales might do the trick - alternatively ask a pathologist with experience, might save you a trip to the cell
(Google tells me 160g on average - they've obviously done their research )
You had to go with the scalpei didnt you "
Sorry 
I'm surprised that no over 30s have sworn that cocks don't shrink with age |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If Wendi brings liquor to the party...I am in "
Can't have yous getting brewers droop.
So drinks for me to get through the auditions. It'll make it more fun for me, yous will get less it's a no from me pet too.
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By *ancy38Woman
over a year ago
galway |
"Always harboured a secret fantasy to host a penis measuring meet , need a few lads who are not shy to disrobe (that is the easy bit) - but finding a lady or couple who are willing to be the measuring team and judges is always the hard part.
Thinking of categories such as , length, girth , flaccid length compared to hard etc…
Let me know if you think I should try to organise …. And any volunteers ?
Xxx
Bob"
Did I read this right.  |
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By *lameBoyMan
over a year ago
Enfield & Dublin |
"I think(based on memory of school experiments ), that if i was to dip my gloriously erect cock into a beaker of water, and meaure the volume of water displaced, I'd now know the volume of my cock in cubic centimetres.
Archimedes principle - the weight of the displaced water == weight of meaty cock… so I should bring a basin to the “meat”"
A floating body displaces its own mass in water. A sinking body displaces its own volume. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can i just rant here men females are not a toy obect seriously give me strenghth wat ever porn u watchiching not real life oki doks"
You’ve been ranting all evening  |
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By *ealmc1973Man
over a year ago
Limerick, Clare, Tipperary |
"Can i just rant here men females are not a toy obect seriously give me strenghth wat ever porn u watchiching not real life oki doks"
Sorry, might be slow this morning...are we talking about measuring penises here, not sure if ladies have some?
...or what am I missing?  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Ok seems like a bit of interest / so I will arrange and set a date … watch this space for more details
Judges will be contacted first to make sure we have a panel - then will open up for penis contestants
Bob |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Always harboured a secret fantasy to host a penis measuring meet , need a few lads who are not shy to disrobe (that is the easy bit) - but finding a lady or couple who are willing to be the measuring team and judges is always the hard part.
Thinking of categories such as , length, girth , flaccid length compared to hard etc…
Let me know if you think I should try to organise …. And any volunteers ?
Xxx
Bob
Did I read this right. "
Hi Nancy - you read it right - but unfortunately I can not message your judging panel invite - reach out to me 1-1 if interested |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Why would anyone measure flaccid dicks? 
Highest percentage increase in size when erect ....fair to all
What bout showers ?
Who gives a fuck about those fuckers "
There’s no surprise with that lot, you can see what your getting. Us growers like to see the reaction on her face when it grows from 0.75 inches to 7 |
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"Is it possible to weigh a penis? Any physicists know the answer...?
A visit to the morgue with a scalpel and weighing scales might do the trick - alternatively ask a pathologist with experience, might save you a trip to the cell
(Google tells me 160g on average - they've obviously done their research )"
Ah jayaus .... is it Halloween or Christmas |
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"Is it possible to weigh a penis? Any physicists know the answer...?
A visit to the morgue with a scalpel and weighing scales might do the trick - alternatively ask a pathologist with experience, might save you a trip to the cell
(Google tells me 160g on average - they've obviously done their research )
Ah jayaus .... is it Halloween or Christmas"
Neither  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Maybe we could get onto RTE and have a live measure off to take the DWTS slot when it finishes. Forget the measuring tapes. Just have a dozen doughnuts. "
I love doughnuts |
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"Is it possible to weigh a penis? Any physicists know the answer...?
A visit to the morgue with a scalpel and weighing scales might do the trick - alternatively ask a pathologist with experience, might save you a trip to the cell
(Google tells me 160g on average - they've obviously done their research )
You had to go with the scalpei didnt you
Sorry
I'm surprised that no over 30s have sworn that cocks don't shrink with age "
I'm sure mine was more impressive 20 years ago but it might have been because the rest of me was a lot smaller! |
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"Is it possible to weigh a penis? Any physicists know the answer...?
A visit to the morgue with a scalpel and weighing scales might do the trick - alternatively ask a pathologist with experience, might save you a trip to the cell
(Google tells me 160g on average - they've obviously done their research )
You had to go with the scalpei didnt you
Sorry
I'm surprised that no over 30s have sworn that cocks don't shrink with age
I'm sure mine was more impressive 20 years ago but it might have been because the rest of me was a lot smaller! "
So you're saying it's perspective against the background? |
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"Is it possible to weigh a penis? Any physicists know the answer...?
A visit to the morgue with a scalpel and weighing scales might do the trick - alternatively ask a pathologist with experience, might save you a trip to the cell
(Google tells me 160g on average - they've obviously done their research )
You had to go with the scalpei didnt you
Sorry
I'm surprised that no over 30s have sworn that cocks don't shrink with age
I'm sure mine was more impressive 20 years ago but it might have been because the rest of me was a lot smaller!
So you're saying it's perspective against the background? "
It definitely has something to do with it but on the upside I can definitely use it better now! |
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"Is it possible to weigh a penis? Any physicists know the answer...?
A visit to the morgue with a scalpel and weighing scales might do the trick - alternatively ask a pathologist with experience, might save you a trip to the cell
(Google tells me 160g on average - they've obviously done their research )
You had to go with the scalpei didnt you
Sorry
I'm surprised that no over 30s have sworn that cocks don't shrink with age
I'm sure mine was more impressive 20 years ago but it might have been because the rest of me was a lot smaller!
So you're saying it's perspective against the background?
It definitely has something to do with it but on the upside I can definitely use it better now! "
Practice makes perfect |
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"Is it possible to weigh a penis? Any physicists know the answer...?
A visit to the morgue with a scalpel and weighing scales might do the trick - alternatively ask a pathologist with experience, might save you a trip to the cell
(Google tells me 160g on average - they've obviously done their research )
You had to go with the scalpei didnt you
Sorry
I'm surprised that no over 30s have sworn that cocks don't shrink with age
I'm sure mine was more impressive 20 years ago but it might have been because the rest of me was a lot smaller!
So you're saying it's perspective against the background?
It definitely has something to do with it but on the upside I can definitely use it better now!
Practice makes perfect "
I'm always willing for more practice. You never stop learning! ???? |
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